Ꭾ𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖘

𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝖯𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖾𝖽 (𝖻𝗋𝗂𝖾𝖿𝗅𝗒, 𝗀𝗅𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗈𝗎𝗌𝗅𝗒, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖿𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇𝖾𝖽) 𝖼𝗒𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗉𝗌? 𝖽𝗈𝖽𝗀𝖾𝖽. 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗎𝗆𝖺? 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗌𝗈 𝗆𝗎𝖼𝗁. 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖨𝗍𝗁𝖺𝖼𝖺 𝗈𝖿 𝗆𝗒 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽 (𝗁𝗎𝗆𝗆𝗎𝗌 𝖾𝖽𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇)

[sodapanque]

The protagonists in the Circe saga 🌺✨

[ithacahummus]

'tis what i call perfection

[ithacahummus]

Athena really saw Odysseus and Polities bonding and said "nah not that gay shi"

[ithacahummus]

honestly !!! she's a whole mood

ruthlessness upon happiness >0<

[ithacahummus]

Athena really saw Odysseus and Polities bonding and said "nah not that gay shi"

[satan-offical]

I'm in need of a massive fucking horse. I plan to create the world's largest stable of horses

[satan-offical]

All right my brothers listen closely.. Tonight we make the trojans payy

[ithacahummus]

HOLY SHIT

[crown-of-nimbus]

“I led 600 men into war and not one of them died!” Odysseus said with joys. He then watched as every single one of them died.

[ithacahummus]

why can i hear the background music

[ithacahummus]

Polyphemus: "Name?"

Odysseus: "Nobody."

Polyphemus: "...I see."

Odysseus: snickering behind his hand "You don’t."

[25ji-every-ji]

Eh? I don't get it....

[ithacahummus]

odysseus stuck a spear in his eye. he seesn't

[ithacahummus]

Calypso: "I kidnapped him but like, romantically."

Hermes: writing in notebook "Uh huh. And how’s that working out for you?"

Calypso: sniffling "He built a raft."

[ithacahummus]

Polyphemus: "Name?"

Odysseus: "Nobody."

Polyphemus: "...I see."

Odysseus: snickering behind his hand "You don’t."

[ithacahummus]

[On an airplane.]

Odysseus (grinning out the window):

"Twenty hours. TWENTY. YEARS. Do you know how many monsters I could’ve avoided with this?!"

Penelope (smirking):

"Or how many you’d have found midair."

Telemachus (groaning, pulling hoodie over face):

"Please stop talking."

[wayba3]

And telemachussssssss!!!!!!!!! I fight for usss I fight for uuuussss!!!!!! Ive grown very attached to his design, I know I'll be changing it alot more but there's just small things that make me happy QwQ

[ithacahummus]

Ooou...hun why he look ZESTY 🤨 📸

(i love ur art sososososomuch)

[zennobi]

"It's telemarketing mom!"

[ananasinus]

Odysseus, after returning to Ithaca, becomes an overprotective father. He doesn't try to restrict Telemachus, he just treats everything around his son with extreme vigilance.

Go to the beach? Odysseus will watch from the hillside, bow at his side. Go into town? Boom, there are your new bodyguard comrades.

But what really pisses Telemachus off is his father's reaction to every boy/girl who looks at him long enough. He gets the feeling that any man (or not, who knows) will have to go through a series of trials, no less. Telemachus comes to complain (cough, whine) to Penelope. To which she simply laughs.

Penelope (whose husband literally defeated a god to get back with her): if anyone wants to be with you, they'll have to prove it by overcoming their fear of your father, dear.

[ithacahummus]

LMAO love how they're like. yea date anyone you want. gender? class? Who cares? one test tho.

CAN THEY SURVIVE YOUR FATHER?!

[ithacahummus]

Dead soldiers in the underworld, collectively yelling:

"Why would you let the Cyclops live when ruthlessness is mercy!?"

Odysseus, arms crossed, exhausted:

"Sorry I didn’t commit murder hard enough for the ghost club."

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*

[ithacahummus]

best gay rivalry ever *chomps on popcorn*

[ithacahummus]

hello epic the musical fandom! i’m in your fridge. i won’t leave until you give me your very most favorite epic the musical fanfiction recs. i’ve eaten all the olives. i’m curled up next to the oat milk. i am NOT going away until odysseus cries tenderly at least once in 5k words.

tl;dr: i’m emotionally malnourished. feed me fic or lose your greek yogurt. 🏛️🥄

(but fr if you have a fic that lives rent-free in your brain, drop it 🫶)

[ithacahummus]

Hermes: “and i call this post...Holy, Moly!”

Me: “Okay but like… in your defense, Tumblr did say it first.”

[ithacahummus]

circe saga:

eurylochus: captain, i have something I must get off my chest

odysseus: speak, soldier

eurylochus: you. literally. get off my chest. why are you sitting on me.