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#..yay introduction post!!#silly art #fiona's deadass ig #Hectromache #hectomache #I hereby pledge to love Hectromache

When someone tells me to stop talking about the trojan war, but my name isn't "aboutthetrojanwar" so I keep talking 🥰🥰

#top 10 ways to annoy your siblings #trojan war #tagamemnon #the iliad #incorrect homer #incorrect iliad #trojan war cycle

So supposedly.. Achilles' birthday is on June 7th and Patroclus died on June 6th.

Soo with that logic uhh..

#ragebait of the year #you thought #hector of troy #tagamemnon #achilles #achilles of phthia #patroclus of opus #the iliad

I don't understand the portrayal of "evil" Hector (even though everyone was morally grey and-) in Patrochilles fics. Like you know you CAN make him evil without him lusting over Patroclus right?? Because that is probably the last thing he'd do as a super evil, morally black guy?? You know that, right? right??

#no he wouldn't lust over Patroclus #you either make achilles and hector fight or achilles and hector kiss #there's no in between #and ik there's no point in hating FANFICS #but GENIUNELY??#achilles being morally white and hector morally black has never sat right with me #but i still read those fics to ragebait myself #is this self harm #trojan war #hector of troy #incorrect homer #incorrect iliad #patrochilles #patroclus of opus #achilles #achilles pelides #achilles of phthia

fionaneedsamango

One day I will write a fanfic in which Diomedes and Hector somehow become friends and start a secret horse club together where they bring horses that they stole from eachother's armies during battle or something (like how Hector tried to steal Achilles' horses after killing Patroclus/how Diomedes stole Aeneas' horses)

fionaneedsamango

I should lowkey make Hector see odydio making out somewhere between the woods far far away from the Achaean camps 🤭🤭

#lowkey traumatizing my blorbo #love torturing this man #wait am i achilles??#why did i say i love torturing him 😨#odydio #hector of troy #odysseus #diomedes

umm who do you think is the top & bottom in Hector x Andromache?

UMMM 😨😨

probably Hector if you think about it 🤔🤔..or maybe you could say they switched?

#i wasn't there this time chat 😨😨#somethings are only known to astyanax and da horses #NOT ME 😨😨#but like Andromache topping makes sense as well doesn-#anyways thanks for the ask!#trojan war #hector of troy #the iliad #incorrect homer #andromache of troy #incorrect iliad #hector x andromache #hectomache #hectromache #fiona's asks

theoihalioistuff

Just so people know, mullets were named after Hektor:

Σ Lykophron 1133: Ἑκτόρειος κόμη λέγεται ἡ τὰ ὀπίσω καθειμένα ἔχουσα, τὰ δὲ ἔμπροσθε κεκαρμένα. By “Hektor's hairstyle” is meant one with the back let loose, but the front shorn.

For the further intrigued: Austin RG. Hector’s Hair-Style. The Classical Quarterly. 1972; 22(2):1-1.

#this is crazy cool information #*notes it down for my hector redesign*

WHY DOES HECTOR HAVE TO DIE IN FANFICS AS WELL?? WHAT IS WITH THIS MAN'S OBSESSION WITH DYING AND NARRATIVE DOOM??? STOP IT YOU LITTLE SHIT

#i called him “little shit” lovingly okay #anyways #valid crashout #why does he like narrative doom so much #STOP IT 😭😭😭#trojan war #hector of troy #incorrect homer #incorrect iliad

This is how i imagined Odysseus & Diomedes in Iliad book 10:

#BAHAHHAHAHA #aeneas and hector too #i'm not sorry #this happened i was there #trojan war #the iliad #incorrect homer #incorrect iliad #odysseus of ithaca #diomedes of argos #diomedes #odydio

fionaneedsamango

One day I will write a fanfic in which Diomedes and Hector somehow become friends and start a secret horse club together where they bring horses that they stole from eachother's armies during battle or something (like how Hector tried to steal Achilles' horses after killing Patroclus/how Diomedes stole Aeneas' horses)

fionaneedsamango

I just remembered that they had crazy beef in the Iliad so i need to use that to my advantage

#HELL YEAHHH #“fuck you rabid dog” said Hector #“fuck you Apollo's nepo baby” Diomedes said #i am dyingg #lmfaooo

One day I will write a fanfic in which Diomedes and Hector somehow become friends and start a secret horse club together where they bring horses that they stole from eachother's armies during battle or something (like how Hector tried to steal Achilles' horses after killing Patroclus/how Diomedes stole Aeneas' horses)

#why is this lowkey peak #i straight up cooking poison #hell yeah #hector of troy #diomedes #diomedes of argos #trojan war #the iliad #incorrect homer #incorrect iliad #ao3 fanfic

I NEED TO READ THE ODYSSEY BEFORE THAT DAMN MOVIE COMES OUT RAWR RAWR

#Fiona doesn't need a mango anymore she needs a copy of the Odyssey #no but seriously I need to read it #I'm broke #I can't focus on e books or audio books #aughhh #aaaaaaaaaaa #WAAAAAAA #I have watched summery videos but I WANT to read the book #I WANT to know every smol details #the odyssey #homer's odyssey

"I was a boy on Mount Ida doing alright..then I became a prince overnight, now I gotta figure out how to do things right - so much to learn and see! Up in the castle with my new (??) family-

-Paris the first 🤭

#sofia the first's theme on Paris is so good #HELPP #paris is sofia the first argue with the wall #trojan war #paris of troy #sofia the first

sarafangirlart

I wish I had the audacity of the British

#crying rn what is this #someone go save Helen from these people

The Iliad is pretty much the only book where a fish hunts down a horse and wants to eat it 🥰

#im making things up 😔😔#alright but fish achilles just makes sense #I've been thinking about this for a while #because I'm unem-#anyways #trojan war #hector of troy #the iliad #achilles #incorrect homer #achilles of phthia #incorrect iliad #achilles pelides

I swear everyone be threatening their enemies and armies that they are going to feed their corpses to the dogs in the Iliad and the Odyssey. LIKE HOW HUNGRY ARE YOUR DAWGS BRUH JUST FEED THEM SOMETHING ELSE OH MY-

#satire #it's a reoccuring thing really #“I'll feed your body to the dogs :3” okay bro calm down #I mean I know it is meant to intimidate the enemies and your army but I don't think anyone's scared #just a thought #JUST FEED YOUR DOGS SOMETHING NORMAL #trojan war #the iliad #incorrect homer #iliad #the odyssey #homer's iliad #homer's odyssey #incorrect odyssey #incorrect iliad

Aeneid book 2 core:

#“I was the only one who could save troy” alr bro 😔#that scene lowkey made me sad but at the same time #you don't jumpscare your doomed cousin like that alr?#trojan war #the aeneid #incorrect aeneid #hector of troy #aeneas #aeneas of troy

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