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hehe…… v3 gaynanigans …………
i’ve got so many pregame dr hcs and the whole storyline in my head and nobody to share it with..
Thanks to my discord server for helping me pick out these gems
“ who were you talking to, oma? ”
from a request in which shuichi dies in kokichi’s place and they subsequently reverse roles.
i saw this meme a while ago and immediately, i thought ‘huh. that’s totally an ouma thing’ and here it is
Is a protag party allowed in this household?
Sketches from screenshots. I just practiced Levi
yes (╯◕_◕)╯
These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen.
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Isador & Ida Straus
The couple had been married for 41 years at the time of the disaster. They raised six children together, and were almost inseparable. On the rare occasion that they were apart, they wrote each other every day. They even celebrated their birthdays on the same day, although they were well apart from one another. During the sinking, Titanic’s officers pleaded with the 63 year old Ida to board a lifeboat and escape the disaster, but she repeatedly refused to leave her husband. Instead, she placed her maid in a lifeboat, taking her fur coat off and handing it to the maid while saying, “I won’t need this anymore”. At one point, she was convinced to enter one of the last two lifeboats, but jumped out as her husband walked away to rejoin him.
When last seen by witnesses, they were standing on deck, holding each other in a tight embrace. Their funeral drew some 6,000 mourners at Carnegie Hall.
A monument to them still stands in a Bronx cemetery, it’s inscription reads: “Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it.”
why wasn’t the movie about them
why wasn’t the movie about them
Because Hollywood pretty much refuses to make movies about older people unless it’s a comedy. Youth sells in a youth-obsessed culture.
“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”
No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are going to persuade the other to change theirs so we shouldn’t continue this argument because it’s going nowhere” jesus you’re all fucking children
Thank you, authors.
A year or so ago, I put together a list of Ereri authors to let people know of some writers whose works I admired and enjoyed. Today is fanfiction writers appreciation day, so here is the list again, reworked to include the many authors whose works I’ve read and enjoyed in the time I’ve spent in this fandom.
Some of these authors I owe a great debt to, for touching and inspiring me with their work and shaping my perception of the relationship between Levi and Eren. Some of them I recently discovered, and am still in the process of reading more of their work. Some of them I’m lucky and indescribably proud to be able to call my friends. Regardless, all of them are worthy of praise, recognition and thanks.
I know there’s a good chance some people will read this and be disappointed to not see their name in it, and for that I’m very sorry. In all likelihood it’s because I haven’t had the chance to read their work.
In any case, this goes out to all authors: thank you for your hard work and dedication and creativity and persistence and courage. Let’s all try to better ourselves, one beautiful phrase at a time.
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Heeeyy! Thanks! (I should finish that story…heh…)
mate i’ve been on this website since 2010 and in five years i’ve never been more offended than seeing banana bread labeled ‘shit tier’
fuck this image, man. literally fuck everything about this. this person does NOT understand bread. one, those top tier bread images are literally the worst examples of those types of breads. that baguette fucking pains me deep in my SOUL. and real croissants, good ones, rarely look like that if they’re going to be properly flaky and delicious. and that bagel looks like it was made in a factory thirty years ago, preserved with fucking like latex or some shit what the hell
but the worst, the most heinous of all crimes, is putting banana bread as shit tier? are you serious? have you had banana bread? have you EXPERIENCED it? you have it below fucking wonderbread-looking shit, below onion bread, and below a loaf someone haphazardly shoved fucking nuts in? banana bread loves you. banana bread sees that you bought too many bananas, that they’ve been sitting on your counter starting to get a little too ripe and says, hey, you know what it’s okay, we all buy a few too many bananas sometimes, why not whip up some of me, good ole banana bread, and i’ll be a sweet little treat, maybe a breakfast or a neat snack.
fuck you. fuck you and your abhorrent ignorance of breads. i bet the best garlic bread you’ve had is from fucking olive garden you sack of reprehensible shit flakes
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canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
Canon: They had a coffeeshop
Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS
Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions
Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN
Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best
Canon: They were straight
Fanfic: Lol
THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE
I love fanfic so so so much.
Canon: reality
Fanon: MAGIC
Dying laughing at this