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Three Goblin Art
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Today's Document
JBB: An Artblog!
Cosmic Funnies
izzy's playlists!
YOU ARE THE REASON
if i look back, i am lost
ojovivo
Origami Around
DEAR READER
todays bird
tumblr dot com
Show & Tell
titsay
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@itisnor
This is goodbye Tumblr.
I had to change my phone number and I forgot to change the settings for two-factor identification before I did. I've tried contacting support but I keep getting errors when submitting my report.
I'm only able to use my phone app since it was already logged in.
I'll uninstall and hopefully someday Tumblr decides to fix this.
If not, it's been fun.
Everyday I look forward to getting home from work and watching anime with my wife.
Me: Which state did you come from?
Sir: The United States.
Me: Pft! [chuckles]
Sir: ...
Me:
I found this on Amazon. I need them all.
I don't have the guts to say the slogan. I don't have it in me!! (>o<)
>Send text
>Incoming Phone Call...
>UUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I'm homesick and I just left.
Mildly infuriated.
Nunca me había sentido más andrógeno que hoy.
Me han llamado: caballero, muchacha, dama, chico, papi, miss, corazón, mi amor, belleza...
Todo en un turno de 8 horas. Ni me preocupe en corregirlos. Solo me asombre cada vez más.
I'm filling out this questionare for a guy at the place I work. He keeps complaining about how useless this all is while throwing papers at me that I need to finish his form. I'm being as polite and as fast as humanly possible.
To annoy me, he says things extremely quickly to the point where if you've never heard it before it'd be impossible to type down.
I obviously ask to hear it again to make sure I wrote the right thing when he says,
"ARE YOU F'ING KIDDIN' ME MAN?!?"
I snapped.
I threw his papers on the floor and told him.
"Shut it. We're done. Pick up your papers and get out."
He is shocked, as if my actions were unwarranted. Grumbles while picking up his documents and leaves.
Go be an entitled prick elsewhere.
First wish on this banner! I became that guy you'd hate to know! ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
Today I finished reading my first +1000 page book. I'm a bit proud of myself. It was The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes and Other Short Stories. I'll always remember this.
Señora: Voy a salir a fumar, gracias a Dios me acordé.
Yo: ¿¡QUÉ!?
There I was, laying on a rigid chair, book on hand. Sporadically glancing at my phone and replying to friends with a cheap wireless keyboard I got from Amazon when a coworker approached me and said...
“You’re always reading and writing. I admire you, I can’t read anything.”
“Hehe…Yeah, I do. Maybe you haven't found something you're passionate about.”
Wait, that second part doesn’t sound right.
“You’re a writer, right?”
“Oh no! I don’t consider myself a writer-- I do write things, just nothing of importance.”
Bless him! He isn't aware of how extra I am for using a physical keyboard for text!
“I’ll leave you to it! G’night!”
“Good night! Be safe!”
Forgive me!! I’m not as amazing as you regard me. I do hope you can read, I really do!
"Me gusta el tamaño de tu... libro,"
dijo ella.
I can’t think of anything clever for a caption. I just don’t understand how this happened.
Person: “Oh wow you're letting your beard grow? Looks good on you!”
Me: Girl, I'm just lazy.