I'll come up with something

It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves. - William Shakespeare

[nezdaya]

THE JOKE IS REAL IVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO SEE THIS

[natawhat]

Someone edited R.E.M.’s “Losing My Religion” to be in major instead of minor and it is absurd.

[noshtsherlock]

That’s me in the corner :D That’s me in the spot :D light :D

Losing my religion XDDD

[bidoof]

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what

[memewhore]

The real MVP

[thelithijabi]

THESE ARE FRIENDS

[illillill]

[6666666666666666699999999999999]

i think this horse is sick

[tastefullyoffensive]

[feministcaptainkirk]

Your son is adorable

[foointerrupted]

Get a new girlfriend….

[basicmom]

why do americans freak out over us canadians having bagged milk

[heartshapedmoistvagina]

WHO THE FUCK BAGS MILK

[basicmom]

WHO THE FUCK BRINGS GUNS INTO WALMART

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

yeah that’s fair

[president-coriolanus-snow]

As a Canadian I’m like “wait …. We bag milk???? :s”

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via reazor16)

[awwww-cute]

Put up a bird feeder on the window hoping to do some up close BIRD watching

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

[redditfront]

[scaredsheetless-deactivated2020]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

you a bitch

[rsbenedict-deactivated20181216]

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

[pigeonstalking]

What’s more, it’s been shown that copula deletion occurs in AAVE exactly in those contexts where copula contraction occurs in so-called “Standard American English.” That is, the basic sentence “You are great” can become “You’re great” in SAE and “You great” in AAVE, but “I know who you are” cannot become “I know who you’re” in SAE, and according to reports, neither can you get “I know who you” in AAVE.

In other words, AAVE is a set of grammatical rules just as complex and systematic as SAE, and the widespread belief that it is not is nothing more than yet another manifestation of deeply internalized racism.

[edwardspoonhands]

I love linguistics! 

[merrywise]

look I learned something

[kuhrenkaryn]

In other words, we do what we want. Mind yo gotdamn business.

[thecube42-deactivated20171212]

this is it

this is the video that ends me

[beethoven]

high quality video

(verdi requiem, dies irae)

[miggylol]

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

[achievement-hunter]

#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS

[tokey-mon-deactivated20211211]

[3ds-xl]

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

[ambermayvlog-blog]

I fucking hate this website 

[drarry]

Straight up nobody hugged Harry Potter from the ages of 2-11 can we discuss this

[shady-brain-farm]

Nobody hugged Severus Snape from the ages of 0 to 38, just saying.

[alyciasclvrke]

Nobody hugged Severus Snape probably because if someone shows Severus Snape kindness he becomes insanely obsessed with them and refuses to leave them alone and calls them racial slurs when they express that they want to be left alone and will one day walk over their husband’s dead body and cradle their lifeless form in his arms while the baby screams  

[drarry]

Go OFF

[dutchster]

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing