Put The Kettle On

[blonded004]

white friend: hey look at this new guy i’m talking to!! :) isn’t he cute??? 

me: ……………… yes! I, am so happy for you.

[notkatniss]

[menph0be-deactivated20200716]

Love seeing women not shaving or wearing make up during this quarantine because "they're not seeing anyone anyeay" while 2 months ago they were saying that they did it "for themselves"

[unified-multiversal-theory]

I hope quarantine time gives a LOT of women a lot more feelings of comfort in their natural state

[frogcoded]

*american voice*: people? you mean american people?

[frogcoded]

*american voice*: the world? you mean the united states of america?

[brava-qt]

*american voice*: American voice? You mean normal universal voice?

[hazoret]

When the good lord finally grants you a new hyperfixation after all your enthusiasm for the old one died suddenly

[memescomedy]

[abronamedsuad]

Did you Know that you can combine both? … This is my favorite porn meme :

[seongpinkhwa]

[friends-daily]

2020

[chris-evans]

mood for the past two weeks

[aangarchy]

Sokka: *on the floor with a cut in his stomach*

Zuko: fuck, you’re losing a lot of blood! what’s your type?!

Sokka: fire nation, hard to get, explos-

Zuko: your blood type! what’s your fucken blood type!!!

[radicalgraff]

“We can’t return to normal, because the normal that we had was precisely the problem.”

See in Hong Kong

[21gramsofgrace]

❗️❗️❗️

[helloitsbees]

me: *shaves legs* hehhee i am slippry like dolphin

my brain:

me:…………..slippry like dolphin

[bakwaaas]

[thetomska]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[mainflopgirl]

[taylorswift]

I woke up today to the news that Beautiful Ghosts is nominated for a Golden Globe - it’s so cool that one of the most fun, fulfilling creative experiences I’ve ever had is being honored in this way by the HFPA. I ended up spending many days on set watching the other performers do their scenes. Watching the character Victoria, played by Frankie Hayward inspired me so much and Beautiful Ghosts was the result. Congrats to my co-writer and buddy 4 life Andrew Lloyd Webber. This is just purrfect. 😸

[finickyquint]

Your YA novel title is:

A (object closest to you on the left) of (last thing you spent money on) and (your current emotion)

Add your results in the tags!

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

a coat of computers and hunger

[verystupidrpgideas]

A Trashcan of Lunch and Regret

[itneedsmoresalt]

a menstrual cup of petrol and peace