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tobacconist

vine tarot

by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

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a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

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Magick at its finest

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Just saw this abstract nativity set unironically posted on instagram by some craft lady

morrigan-disapproves

Ah yes, the traditional 7 buttplugs of xmas

ellenandportiatruelove

The battle of the gays 😂😂

magikpelvis

When two queens who can read go head to head

catchymemes

sashibunbun

Next month?

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Most 70s and 80s post apocalyptic fiction were set in 2019/2020.

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Alternatively

4gifs

officialjiggly

this guy would survive in movies

thenarator

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

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are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

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me when North Korea attacks.

mystupidoldblog-deactivated2016

lol that bitch got FUCKED UP

hrrible

I can’t stop laughing hahah that bitch got fucked up hahahhaahh

somecutething

Just trying to get a drink of water

gh0stcity

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

gh0stcity

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

jennitheodd

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice.

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I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

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my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

minero-tan

Bee confident

88thparallel

This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.

butterfly-bandaid

Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it

thebootydiaries

dorindameddler

Life is so crazy. Once there was a single-celled organism and bc of the process of evolution I’m now here watching soap carving videos at 2 am. Nothing means anything