i think this man woke something up in me.
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i think this man woke something up in me.
my need to be put in a mating press is fucking insane.
eye contact during sex kinda scares me so nono missionary, as nice as it is. (if he leans down and buries his face in my neck, we good)
but doggy just doesn’t feel good
just hmo on this one okay? liek i dislike the name but fUUUUUCK
screaming i need jay smut why does no one else love this little freak🥹
i fuckibg hate when i’m so horny but so exhausted
like FUCK i wanna do smth abt it and spread my legs but also like
fuck… i’m too tired to do smth abt it
like i need a lazy fuck so bad where i can take it slow and be laid while tired and comfortable in bed brahhhh
crine.
happy late new year! love yall and hope ur 2026 is awesome (and/or better) than ur 2025 <3
why is this a serious ship. that’s an uncle and a teenage boy.
yalls encanto incest genuinely terrifies me.
(sorry i used gifs too lazy for real pics)
mdni. nty.
so we all know he’s a sassy, smart, cutie patootie. but.
i wanna ride him until he sobs and murmurs and can’t even THINK about his brothers or his science.
i literally don’t gaf if anyone hears.
or i want him to obliterate me and rearrange my guts as i cry into a pillow.
idk random don thoughts 🤷♀️
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
world heritage post
I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.
i’m not amanda 🥀
my real name is alice (not allyn or amanda) 🌚
sorry all amanda’s 😭
so uh…
chat…
ITS NOT NNN ANYMORE AHJDIEJDJSKDNDNSKDNJD 😼*screams*
i recently got rly into rottmnt after being a long time 2012 tmnt fan and it was during november so i couldn’t ykw… 😋
well guess what time it is 😈
SOULVESTER YUM YUM YUM😋😋
ok i’m bored *shoves soul vested (n)sfw oneshot headcanons down your throat*
btw some r with the person he loves (you obvi) or just general ones 🤷♀️
18+, mentions of most types of sex :P
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SFW
• it’s so so so so canon that he gossips with his sister (forced), like Soulvester and Connie could talk (one sided yapping), but if she says smth outta line he’ll straighten her back up!
•if you don’t like Connie or Connie doesn’t like you, there’s the door.👉🚪
•he’s serious, and probably doesn’t talk to people much besides the halloween toons, you, or his sis, but when he’s comfortable he’s honestly quietly funny. idk he just gives those vibes
•there to help when your uncomfortable or in need, hates to see a fellow toon feel bad
•he’s physically slow, but mentally very fast!!! like if the toons went to school he’d be two grades above. i could see him being intelligent but not a nerd 🤓
NSFW
• he’s slow. low stam. have you seen his stats? one star, one star.
• he savors it, your touch, your sounds, your looks—all of it.
•helmet is on. like silent salt cookie, he’ll be naked but that metal is NOT moving. (if you’ve known eachother for an outstanding amount of time, he may take it off. if so, you holding it during sex is a turn on.)😈
• quiet groans every so often, he’s not loud with it.
•he absolutely does not like seeing his own cum. it’s an ick. 🌚
•don’t have any positions off the top of my head, but ik he’d like smth close and pretty intimate!😛
•literally does not wanna hurt you. a soft dom. no hair pulling, no choking, pretty soft sex.
•not a high libido, won’t always be down when you are. sometimes he may try to do it for you but struggles.
•p👉v preferably, not a fan of anal or blowing
•NO RISK!‼️⚠️⛔️
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why do i have more headcanons for smut than anything sfw 🥀
i’m bored and love this man his game play is so annoying but smth ab a knight is js 😍
STILL LOOKING AT R34 (since my last post. i can’t help it.) AND I SEARCHED UP “emo boy r34” (they’re js hot ok?) and tell me why SEBBY X SAM FROM STARDEW CAME UP????
so like i was looking at burning spice r34 cuz i could and came across one where he was deepthroating y/n?
new headcanon…
what if u had a three some w/ bsc and smc and bsc was so spicy you had to take a break and do smc?
liek if u eat smth spicy milk helps…
is it valid????????
i tried so hard not to grab him and run to the checkout.
my mom pulled me away as i squealed bc we were shopping for my college dorm stuff.
*sobs*
bro i NEED donnie doing me raw idfk if his brothers hear they can join but has to be rise of the tmnt or 2012 version or else ICKKKK 🙏
YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR
ive had this queued for exactly one year
Queuing this for next year as I’m writing this
HOLY SHIT TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY ALSO
HoLY SHIT GUYS ITS 2:30 AM AND I WAS MENTALLY SMC HUNGRY SO… I COOKED🤭
18+ 😀
jts my second smut fic so like it’s not very good but poly ai and chai chats educated me😌
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muffled sobs spill from your lips, mascara staining your skin and pillow as you whine and cry into it, overwhelmed, sticky from sweaty, exhausted.
shadow milk coos praises and spits insults as he ruts into you, his thrusts set at a brutal pace, the lewd sound making your wails impossibly louder. the all too familiar knot builds in your stomach as his tip kisses that amazing spot inside of your stomach, your eyes rolling back in your head until it hurts.
he grows sloppy, his own orgasm approaching, your warmth clamping around him. after another pleasantly agonizing moment, a shaky, L O U D groan falls from his mouth, strings of white cum painting your insides, pushing you over the edge.
your legs shake violently as he fucks you through the shared pleasure, a scream drawn from you though you don’t even process it’s you making the noise until the orgasm passes over, shadow milk collapsing onto you, burying his face in the other side of the pillow you’re clutching in your arms. his cock twitches inside of you slightly, both of you trembling.
your sobs slow as it dies down, shadow milk gaining enough energy to sit up slightly, thrusting into you slowly with a weak teasing smirk, quietly moaning before pulling out, the sudden cold air on his member sending a chill down his spine, your own sudden feeling of emptiness making you tense up slightly at the shoulders.
shadow milk laughs quietly, a small hollow sound as he sits back, staring at the mess. cum dripping out of your hole and covering the inside of your thighs and the soaked sheets beneath you.
after a moment, he crawls up next to you, pulling the pillow away from your face and gently grabbing your chin, making you look at him, your disheveled appearance and messed up makeup making him smile as he whispers, “you did so good baby.”
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it’s so ooc but idek atp i love it😀
i might edit soon bc im so sleep deprived and somewhat sick sooo 🫤