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[lelouch]

[lonelyroommp3]

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

[celestiyal-deactivated20201022]

same energy

[ezk03]

-

[hktk04]

bless y’all

[hktk02]

bonus:

[mijomii]

miguel and miniguel

[mijomii]

This is my current source of happiness I love people translating the Miguel & Miniguel joke in their language 😭

[misgnomer]

multilinguel 

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[sprayed-cheese]

this post almost moved me to tears

[inaminadikaaa]

[t3andcrumpets]

Jesus, this ain’t no fucking lie.

[mark-helsing]

“Daddy, how did you and mommy meet?”

“Well, you see, young Rarity Applejack…”

[jemandtherobots]

since we’re on the subject of james acaster, this is hands down the funniest joke in repertoire and it gets me every single fuckin time and i can’t even explain why it’s so funny

[whitepeopletwitter]

[marcitlali]

4chan is planning another raid on us!!! What should we do?

quick somebody finger me!

[mrrogerscardigans]

😂😂😂😂 shaking his head.

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

I don't care about this saccharine Christian myth about guardian angel's and all that, but this comment? This comment wins:

[tsunamirains]

[wickedwonderlandd]

god and jesus watching me trying to bang my guardian angel

[agirlwithachakram]

Tumblr really has changed. There’s not a single Supernatural gif or even a reference to dean/cas on this post. are we really all too proud to remember our past?

[doubleca5t]

Don't make us go back

[roboco-san]

my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine

[curlyfried]

Don’t forget this special feature: at the same time hating when people tell you what to do

[notkatniss]

[memecucker]

When ur waiting for lil wayne to show up and suddenly the crowd hears a distinctive *clip* *clop* and goes wild

[peachbruiseboy-deactivated20210]

Thrift stores are like “we have the ugliest shirts that have ever existed on this planet” and gay teenagers are like “do you promise 🥺🥺🥺🥺”

[marisatomay]

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[valtsv]

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable