Flambaé

[flam-bae]

//is the cure to male loneliness pretending to be a fictional gay character

[its-bae-bitch]

//yes

[its-bae-bitch]

«…. Who stole my lunch? It was literally I the fucking break room fridge an hour ago. I swear to god if that bitch janitor threw it away-»

[pupmech]

robert sighs, "quit calling him a bitch. what was the lunch? maybe i saw what happened and forgot or something."

[its-bae-bitch]

«*Whatever,* not like you can bring my fucking lunch back anyway, fuck off.»

[pupmech]

".. rrrighht.. so, you don't want me to hack into the cameras to get the footage and convince sdn staff to get you some free food, then? noted."

[its-bae-bitch]

«…. Fine. But I am not paying you back for this.»

[batboner69]

he's back

… baldbae is back

( @its-bae-bitch )

[its-bae-bitch]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????

[flambald-is-back]

im back hoes

[its-bae-bitch]

WHO ARE YOU??? WHAT THE FUCK?????

[batboner69]

he's back

… baldbae is back

( @its-bae-bitch )

[its-bae-bitch]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????

[its-bae-bitch]

«…. Who stole my lunch? It was literally I the fucking break room fridge an hour ago. I swear to god if that bitch janitor threw it away-»

[pupmech]

robert sighs, "quit calling him a bitch. what was the lunch? maybe i saw what happened and forgot or something."

[its-bae-bitch]

«*Whatever,* not like you can bring my fucking lunch back anyway, fuck off.»

[its-bae-bitch]

«…. Who stole my lunch? It was literally I the fucking break room fridge an hour ago. I swear to god if that bitch janitor threw it away-»

[its-bae-bitch]

Was told I should make a fucking tumblr blog to improve my image, no fucking idea why I’d have to improve anything, I’m already perfect, but whatever.

//saw people making accounts like this, feel free to interact. Boundaries: NO WEIRD DMS. no racism, homophobia, sexism, ableism or general hateful bullshit. NSFW stuff is okay to an extent, but avoid descriptive NSFW. (Suggestive is fine.)

[pupmech]

"riiightt.. 'cause you're obviously the best anyone can be.. anyway - glad to see you on here too, i guess? never knew tumblr was for improving image before seeing everyone elses account, honestly."

[its-bae-bitch]

«Clearly. Anyone who can’t see that must be blind.»

«Fuck if I know, wetwipeboy recommended it, I got bored, figured it wouldn’t be that bad and made an account so fans can talk to me and marvel at how fucking awesome I am.»

[pupmech]

"must be."

".. waterboy. waterboy recommended it. not wetwipeboy. - i'm surprised you went along with it. i get how boredom is, though. i just kinda had this account. - of course you did. so. it's basically like fan mail for you. great."

[its-bae-bitch]

«Obviously.»

«Tch, whatever. I just fucked around and found out - don’t tell him I actually took his recommendation. Boredom got to me, that’s all. Yeah - does that make you a fan?»

[pupmech]

"mhm.."

".. mm. just - use his name, okay? - pfffft, seriously? don't know how many times i heard that used semi-seriously before. and, uh.. suure - but.. uh. i'm pretty sure he has an account too, y'know."

"riightt. boredom. not getting along with him in the slightest. ever. uh huh."

"uhhh? is that worse or better than being considered your dispatcher?"

[its-bae-bitch]

«… what-ever. Bitch, Are you making fun of me? …. Water-bitch has an account here? I swear to god Robert, if he sees this I’ll burn you.»

«Fuck no. I’d never get along with a loser like him.»

«… honestly? Probably better. Being my dispatcher means you get to boss me around all day. That shit’s bad for my image, no?»

[its-bae-bitch]

Was told I should make a fucking tumblr blog to improve my image, no fucking idea why I’d have to improve anything, I’m already perfect, but whatever.

//saw people making accounts like this, feel free to interact. Boundaries: NO WEIRD DMS. no racism, homophobia, sexism, ableism or general hateful bullshit. NSFW stuff is okay to an extent, but avoid descriptive NSFW. (Suggestive is fine.)

[pupmech]

"riiightt.. 'cause you're obviously the best anyone can be.. anyway - glad to see you on here too, i guess? never knew tumblr was for improving image before seeing everyone elses account, honestly."

[its-bae-bitch]

«Clearly. Anyone who can’t see that must be blind.»

«Fuck if I know, wetwipeboy recommended it, I got bored, figured it wouldn’t be that bad and made an account so fans can talk to me and marvel at how fucking awesome I am.»

[pupmech]

"must be."

".. waterboy. waterboy recommended it. not wetwipeboy. - i'm surprised you went along with it. i get how boredom is, though. i just kinda had this account. - of course you did. so. it's basically like fan mail for you. great."

[its-bae-bitch]

«Obviously.»

«Tch, whatever. I just fucked around and found out - don’t tell him I actually took his recommendation. Boredom got to me, that’s all. Yeah - does that make you a fan?»

[its-bae-bitch]

Was told I should make a fucking tumblr blog to improve my image, no fucking idea why I’d have to improve anything, I’m already perfect, but whatever.

//saw people making accounts like this, feel free to interact. Boundaries: NO WEIRD DMS. no racism, homophobia, sexism, ableism or general hateful bullshit. NSFW stuff is okay to an extent, but avoid descriptive NSFW. (Suggestive is fine.)

[pupmech]

"riiightt.. 'cause you're obviously the best anyone can be.. anyway - glad to see you on here too, i guess? never knew tumblr was for improving image before seeing everyone elses account, honestly."

[its-bae-bitch]

«Clearly. Anyone who can’t see that must be blind.»

«Fuck if I know, wetwipeboy recommended it, I got bored, figured it wouldn’t be that bad and made an account so fans can talk to me and marvel at how fucking awesome I am.»

[its-bae-bitch]

Was told I should make a fucking tumblr blog to improve my image, no fucking idea why I’d have to improve anything, I’m already perfect, but whatever.

//saw people making accounts like this, feel free to interact. Boundaries: NO WEIRD DMS. no racism, homophobia, sexism, ableism or general hateful bullshit. NSFW stuff is okay to an extent, but avoid descriptive NSFW. (Suggestive is fine.)