Golden Souls Walk Silver Roads

Haha fuck this

[memorycycle]

i go to jupiter to drink more soup with her

[greelin]

often horror will ask the question “what if there was a strange man outside your door?” and my answer is Well i would not like that very much. real life is like this, too

[corvus-woodfordi]

Had a dream that I was being chased by Ghostface, and I knocked him out at some point I think, and when I pulled of the mask for the big identity reveal, it was one of the Property Brothers. Then the other one came rushing around the corner and attacked me, and I woke up.

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[nostoccommune]

GRRRRRRRR I don't WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

[mxwhore]

i love you lab grown diamonds i love you slavery-free chocolate i love you community gardens i love you fact that the insulin patent was sold for $1 i love you locally produced meat and milk i love you streets turned into walkable parks i love you little reminders that Things Do Not Have To Be This Way and there are people working to build a better world!!

[rederiswrites]

One thing I don't think the Spoon metaphor has helped able-bodied people understand is that you can overdraw.

Generally, for most conditions, running out of spoons doesn't mean you collapse, doesn't produce an effect they can actually see. What it means is that you run on life support, quite possibly unsafely, until you get to a safe place and can stop. But you'll owe those spoons back, with interest. You'll have hurt yourself to do it.

Sometimes I hang out with a friend and they'll be like, wow, I'm really glad you had a good day. And I have to decide whether to make them feel bad by explaining that in fact they did not catch me on a good day, and tomorrow will probably be bad. I just made choices.

[dzamie]

"Hey, y'know that anime trope where a spellcaster runs out of mana, but like his friends and family are counting on him to win or keep the shield up or whatever, so he starts to draw from his own life force? And then the battle is won and everyone's all "YAAAAAYYYY" but he just fucking... collapses and has to rest for a few days because he literally vampired himself to win? It's kinda like that."

[angelenentrenamiento]

me: *sees a ghost* omg are you dead

the ghost: of corpse

[angelenentrenamiento]

somebody said they will beat my ass because of this joke. Grave mistake

[its-booty-man-bitch]

Hell yeah, new/old secret place for secrets where no one can see and no one knows and i can just literally post into the void all alone thank god, i am never alone to the point that i am losing who i am. I literally tell one but usually two people what i am doing literally all of the time and i feel like a slave to it wtf but i also love them, i am dying

[itched]

he’s so right for this

[itched]

other best tweets include

[itched]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

reminder that, as far as anyone knows, this man is literally 100% cisgender. this is fantastic. I love him ever so

[sen-thebootbimbo]

This is a streamer, and one of his chat rewards for subs/bits/etc is "girl month," where he dresses like a girl and does his make up for a whole month.

Last I heard, his chat had gotten him to, like, 6 months straight of "girl month."

This man is cis. He is not trans, and has no desire to transition.

He just wanted to do something fun for his chat, and he has a great time. He looks comfortable, he doesn't make a mockery of women or femininity. It's just wholesome cross dressing fun.

[nymph1e]

Hey, a bro's gotta hustle ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[parkayquarts]

i hate the use of "cream" as slang for "punch" or "beat up" "WOAH HE CREAMED THAT GUY" HE DID WHAT?

[ragsy]

holy mother of god i have GOT to get weirder

[ragsy]

Don't get me wrong, I don't want to be frightening. I still want grandmas to think I'm a nice young lad. I just think it's vital to my health that I am bewildering and slightly indecipherable

[kinggizzard]

im quitting tumblr

[wwubwubwubwuubwub-deactivated20]

ok see u tomorrow

[kinggizzard]

this post is now 10 fucking years old

[mandaloriangf]

i am begging you all go outside kylo ren isn’t real

[castellio-n]

Why would you hide this in the tags

[butt-berry]

I thought my twenties would be a lot more exciting than me legitimately considering whether 4:30PM is too early to go to bed

[piccalily]

i’ve loved greek mythology since i first learnt about it in school when i was 8, and now it turns out i’m gay? coincidence? i think not

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[abigailcathleen]

me after trying this tip

[shy-marker-pliers]

*very fast, very loud rendition of Home On The Range plays. you can faintly hear sobbing coming from the bathroom.*