[satyriconmp3]

the best love language is being irritating

[whitesunlars]

hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved

[brassm]

[tlematimun]

[fentybeautylipgloss-deactivated]

[jeanqrey]

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Him: I dunno I just identify with the Joker on a personal level is all

Me:

[stardustschild]

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

[robotmango]

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

[wealthyhugepenis-deactivated201]

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

[hotvampireadjacent]

covid 19 just stop like for real stop it

[queerbookwhore]

Sir please thats my emotional support stack of books that i havent read

[quick-nip]

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

words to remember

[zackfinfrock]

[fkasmooligans]

internal struggle

[shiratos-deactivated20151204]

I am a shadow, the true self.

[kaji04]

I am thou, thou art I.

[shonensupreme]

There was never a snake in your boot…you just wanted something interesting to talk about. You’re so positively bored with your life. The truth is…you hate being Andy’s toy….

[lovinglydull-blog]

No… stop saying that… You’re not me!

[67888875322467]

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

[drawsshits-inactive]

[penicillium-pusher]

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

[flxwerharry-deactivated20190309]

Wow…,,,,,, you don’t like pop music??..,. Wow,… That really..,,,,,,.,, makes you so so very intelligent….. You are the elite individuals in our generation.,,,.,, you truly are unique.,,,,,

[taquito]

damn….squidwards nose…thick…

[deaddolin]