The Best Shifter

|'97| A Female Teenager who's lost inside her brain with her fears and fandom taking over her life. Her mind and this blog somehow the same. Both are practically fucked up and in a state of confusion that she doesn't know what happening with her and her blog.

[lookitsurei]

Luxiem

[k-eke]

Bear vibing in a river ⊂(￣(ｴ)￣)⊃

[cerastes]

“Tumblr finally unbanned porn!” is quickly becoming the new “Disney’s first gay character” you need to stop falling for it.

[inthemidstofbuddie]

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️

[weloveshortvideos]

me this halloween 

[library-mermaid-blog]

I’m literally crying what does she even throw are those turnips??????

[ja-ll]

imagine being her and editing this??? like??? I wouldn’t be able to get through this holy shit

[sexyyuglyy]

[mxnrique]

i truly cannot stand this man 😂😂😂😂

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[skylarthememequeen52-deactivate]

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[demon-of-otome]

Could yall imagine if a fiesty MC died in the human world and went to the celestial realm?

Micheal calling Diavolo: "I think one of yours ended up up here. "

Diavolo: "Why?"

MC screaming from the other room: "YOU DIDN'T DESERVE MY ANCESTOR AND YOU DON'T DESERVE ME!"

Diavolo: "MC? "

MC still screaming: "SUCK MY DICK YOU FEATHERY FUCKS!"

Micheal: "Please come pick them up. They've made three of my angels cry and they are screaming that 'Their stab wound was more tasteful then the drapes.'

Diavolo chuckling: "Yes, yes. I'll come get them."

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[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Hamilton is American Hetalia and I mean that in the most scathing and hateful way possible

[podcastwizard]

people breaking social distancing laws rn be like

[void-milf]

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

[void-milf]

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

[37womenwieldingknives]

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

[afraidofamericans]

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

[queeranarchism]

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

[anarchopuppy]

Ooh I know this one!

Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money

TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)

WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it

Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me

@afraidofamericans

[mayflower-gal]

Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE

[eith]

x

[eith]

@kygo

[makinginfinity]

Photo by: @nikekoleznik (https://www.instagram.com/nikekoleznik/)

[twitblr]

Can’t hear the haters.

[the-elf-has-had-enough]

[basicincomehive]

Universal basic income is essential if we want to build a bright future in the age of automation. 

[fittingoutjane]

Seriously. The 40-hour work week was codified in 1940, before computers did anything. Per-hour productivity has more than quadrupled since then, but we’re working even harder, to live not all that much better. It’s absurd.

No, it’s not absurd, it’s deliberate. The ruling class wants us to work as hard as possible, so they have profits to skim and pile up.

[bakwaaas]

'no ❤️' is so powerful