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Hello I'm Max and this blog is a bunch of things (ex. shitposts, anime, fandoms like pokemon, steven universe, music, art, sometimes aesthetic idk) this is basically a random blog; btw you can scroll left and right!

[constable-frozen]

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[the-order-of-smartasses]

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[mercury-kid]

i need to fix my whole life please

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[unrealunearths]

I—

[baelonthebrave]

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

[blackwoolncrown]

okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

They are not kidding

[normal-horoscopes]

We are full of so many fuckign guys

[dianapocalypse]

[haunted-fen]

A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:

Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”

Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”

Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”

[sangled]

“alphy’s square glasses are inspired by john egbert” - something toby fox decided to say, for some reason

[transarsonist]

wait a second im doing some math

just, wait a goddamn second

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

I needed this drag. Let’s change guys and not look back

[user87262893]

working out your brain is a must!!

• hydrate it by drinking lots of water

• eat dark chocolate and blueberries and walnuts and salmon and other foods high in antioxidants!!

• play little brain games on your phone; I like wordconenct! anything that makes you think!

• read books. It’s simple but necessary. Even better - join a book club, or read with a friend, so you can have discussions after. This will improve your reading comprehension.

• do puzzles - it doesnt have to be sudoku, I love playing Beat Saber on the Oculus Rift because it makes my brain have to match colorful patterns to physical movements very quickly!

• learn a new dance - even a tik tok trendy dance. Learning new dance moves are proven to strengthen synapses!!

• go bird watching, or foraging, or anything outdoors that requires you to explore pattern recognition and visual searching

• watch a movie with the intent of analysis - this is best done with a cinephile friend!! talk about tropes and symbolism and character growth

• cross stitch, or sew, or do anything that requires matching nimble hand movements to patterns

• play or learn an instrument!

• develop a consistent sleep schedule (or as close to consistent as you can get!)

• when eating, try to identify the ingredients and flavors you’re perceiving!

I hope this helps :)

[moonlightwaterhealing]

I like how this went from me feeling like “hm why is this attacking me 🤨” at first, but feeling grateful seeing an added guide on a genuine expansion on a “ how to” work out the brain. This genuinely helps a bunch. People find solace in doing activities that get them through life by doing said activities of phone/tv or if that’s all they’ve ever known in their life to get them through things + etc tho. However, this was very impt to point out. Slowly beginning incorporating things to work the brain in ones own time.

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

the difference between romantic love and platonic love is mostly intent

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

love lives in the cultivation of it!!! if you want a relationship, any relationship to thrive you have to build it and grow it and nurture it. you have to be honest and respectful and vulnerable and affectionate. there are some things most people only do with romantic partners, but that’s mostly a matter of taste and custom. people have sexual encounters with friends. people have love affairs without ever having sex. people co-habitat with friends. people live in separate dwellings from their spouses. love isn’t a feeling or an instinct. it’s a sustained, mutual effort. ultimately your relationship is what y’all mutually decide it is and what y’all mutually make the effort to create together.

[afeelgoodblog]

After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.

[cloudfreed]

This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!

[w00dchips]

Mom How Do I

Dad How Do I

[neil-gaiman]

Well? Is it?

I don’t know. Nobody knows. Not on here or on Twitter or Facebook or Instagram or anywhere. He does not appear to have any social media.

[neil-gaiman]

And, for the curious:

Twitter I'm @Neilhimself

Facebook I'm @NeilGaiman

Instagram I'm @Neilhimself

All with links.

[theequeerstrian]

What's your tumblr though?

[neil-gaiman]

I'm obviously not on Tumblr. I do not appear to have any social media.

[yahooanswers-official]

Finally this one has been settled he does not have any social media everyone stop asking now

[brucebocchi]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Sigh.

For those of you who like to visualise these things, that's roughly enough to fill this bucket:

[headspace-hotel]

the content creators are at it again, creating content.

[homestuck]

your ancestors

[questbedhead]

[lisaminnci]

STUDIO GHIBLI + LANDSCAPES

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Pom Poko (1994) The Wind Rises (2013) Princess Mononoke (1997) Porco Rosso (1992) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Only Yesterday (1991) The Secret World of Arrietty (2010) Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) Tales from Earthsea (2006)

[chymical]

Personally I think everything should be easier than it is. Just a thought.

[chymical]

Someone has managed to find a beef with this almost comically anodyne post. I love the internet. Godspeed, sir.

[chymical]

Here we go boys! We’re really doing it now!

[wizardgender]

sound ON

[92wasabi]

same as it ever was

[corsolanite]