Escapist, Paradise Seeker

18+ only! Current self ship tag: Viral Devotion Free Palestine. Call me Kaelan. Just a fan of many things. They/them. 29. Queer. Fictoromantic & fictosexual.

[its-the-unknowing]

Since I’ve gotten quite a few new followers I want to make a quick introductory post and say hey! Welcome in!

This blog is kind of a free for all and a mish mash of my various interests. As you can tell my current hyperfixation is Resident Evil, though I do post often about Pokemon, Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss (tagged as ‘hellaverse’ if you would like to block), Bigtop Burger, various other games (mostly Nintendo), My Little Pony, art, and music.

I do write occasionally, though it’s mostly very self indulgent. I do post smut, so please DNI if you are under 18.

If there’s anything you would like me to tag, just let me know! I try to always tag common triggers and anything that could potentially trigger epilesy, but if I miss anything please let me know!

My messages are open if you ever want to talk! I’d love to make more friends on here! Fair warning: I am very awkward lol, but please feel free to send me a message about anything! I’ll answer as soon as I can!

Thank you all for following! It’s great to have you here!

[fugglerbrewedtea]

love that zeno and albert are also different in body types with zeno being boxy and slender and albert being triangular and leanish/+ buff. Zeno so awkward with his smaller slender shoulders compared to weskers 20 foot wingspan i love them both. They couldve easily just have let it be the jaw/nose/ears.

[mistahking]

He died once

[legionofpotatoes]

This country called Jackdaw. [x]

[sapphire-shores]

g6 inspired applejack just for funsies

[dietranch]

[railroadlion]

Mega Zeraora

[millennial-nostalgia]

[its-the-unknowing]

Double Weevils this week!

[fla-t-line]

Such a waste

[mistray-art]

a Pokémon a day keeps artblock away - #407 Roserade

[mikashida]

pokerumble amphy!

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[justkillingthyme]

@olive-garden-hoe’s Flora design 🧡🧡

[lokibriy]

🦇~

For now I'm not convinced this looks good but I found the energy to finish it so hopefully someone likes it :") Still I do love how he looks with long hair + a vampire mmh yummy 🫠

[residentevilnet]

Albert Wesker in Resident Evil HD Remaster (2015)

[lilie-on-mars]

Love the detail of his dark circles, this bastard was up all night planning his evil plan for God knows how long.

[jupiterjames]

Did I just employ the "Treat Them Like You are A Kindergarten Teacher Again" method with my insurance company today? I surely did. Did it work? Probably better than intended because I made an actual doctor feel contrite.

So, my insurance has been trying to not cover my SNRI because it is new on the market and no generic available yet, so pricey.

I apply for a refill and the request gets locked for review. Again. For the 3rd time.

This time I call and immediately ask to speak to the actual doctor making these clinical decisions. Very politely. Must be a slow day because they allow it.

ME: [Teacher voice] I'm calling in regards to the SNRI you have placed a lock on. Why was this decision made?

DOC: Well, there are dozens of other medications on the market in that tier, and far cheaper for you and [insurer]. We have sent a request to your doctor to consider alternatives.

ME: I am aware of that. So, can you do me a HUGE favor and look up my prescription history really quickly and tell me how many SSRIs and SNRIs were only filled once in 2022 for me, showing they were poorly tolerated?

DOC: It looks like eight.

ME: Great job! Now, can you please look at my genetic test for psychiatric drug tolerance and tell me how many medications are listed in the safe category?

DOC: Two.

ME: Awesome! Now, can you tell me what type that other drug is that I'm not taking?

DOC: Yeah, totally, it's an MAOI.

ME: That's correct, you're really knowledgeable! Should I be taking something as dangerous as an MAOI with my other medications, or even just in general?

DOC: It's contraindicated for sure.

ME: It is! So true! So, last question since you've been incredibly smart and helpful. Is it less expensive for [insurer] to pay out for the medication knowing they already get a huge manufacturer discount anyway, or is it more expensive for them to pay for me to need potentially long-term inpatient psychiatric care?

DOC: I'll clear the code, ma'am and flag it as medically necessary. I'm sorry about this.

ME: I appreciate you SO MUCH. You have a great day now.

WALGREENS PHARMACY TECH WITH 5 NOSE RINGS AND PURPLE HAIR STARING AT ME: ........... OKAY! It'll be ready in five minutes. You wanna come work here?

[headspace-hotel]

Kill them with kindness

BUT KILL THEM

[ladylaguna]

This is absolutely an example of how you can use the power of Karen for good. If you are an authoritative white woman, it is your responsibility to use the Mom/Teacher Voice on white men to advocate for yourself and other people. It's fun! It works! Try it today!