[itsabeautifulmidnight]

this godforsaken hellsite always ends up dragging me back

[lolwtfmemes]

[seilnakyle]

[thattimdrakeguy]

I’m breaking my own reblog laws but this got a genuine reaction out of me, and it’s late enough for me to warrant reblogging it.

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

me: my sense of humor is great & intelligent

me whenever i see the number 69 randomly somewhere:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[demilypyro]

Does anyone have the Christopher Robin post where Pooh says General Kenobi and turns on 4 lightsabers

[demilypyro]

Gotta do everything myself around here

[dankmemeuniversity]

[toastbutteregg]

[pankendev]

testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

forgot the phrase ‘get knotted’ is an older gen’s version of ‘bugger off/get stuffed/get arse-over-tit drunk’

so when a co-worker said “just tell ‘em to get knotted” today, my soul ascended my mortal form and launched itself towards the moon for about 0.03 seconds 

[n-haught]

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

“do not mistake composure for ease”

[charlesoberonn]

Hades: babe what’s wrong?

Persephone, drunk, scratching two of cerberus’ heads, weeping: I don’t have enough hands

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Images you can hear

[captain-acab]

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

[ohifonlyx33]

i feel like i was just rick-rolled

[shadowmaat]

Snick-rolled.

[toastbutteregg]

PSA be a SNITCH and not a BITCH

[natchios]

“What if they put an ad out that said, ‘Whites only need apply?, says McLaughlin. “Why, African-Americans, Latinos, Asians would be outraged.” [x]

ah yes, because that

has

never

happened

before

[thischick25]

#wait do people actually think that the reason most broadway leads are white#are because all other races are just somehow less good at singing and dancing

[gaelgarcia]

CAPTAIN MARVEL (2019) dir. Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck