Oli

[commanderbridger-deactivated202]

Disney didn’t kill the EU.

The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.

Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.

Get to know these facts.

[dobdob]

I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

disney fucking caused brexit

[sirredmayne]

I’m color-blind, but I can pick out that [Yves Klein] blue anywhere. I wrote 30,000 words on this color, and I never grew tired of it. The pigment is staggering. It’s amazing that a color can be so emotional. One can only hope to achieve that intensity in acting.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

all hail eddie redmayne, patron saint of academic bullshittery

[sophibeans]

You have been visited by the Eddie Redmayne of bullshit, reblog to have plenty of bullshit to spew on your final exams

[communist-murder-hands]

This is the level of academic fuckery I strive to achieve

[thechanelmuse]

CBS Chief Executive Les Moonves was Obsessed with Ruining Janet Jackson’s Career

A new report details Les Moonves as vengeful following Janet Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction.

It’s no big secret that Janet Jackson’s career suffered tremendously after Justin Timberlake tore off her bustier at the Super Bowl in 2004. But a new report describes Les Moonves, the chief executive of CBS, as playing a particularly vengeful role in the fallout. The Huffington Post’s Yashar Ali describes Moonves as “obsessed” with damaging Jackson’s career after interpreting the wardrobe malfunction to be a publicity stunt.

Moonves banned both Jackson and Timberlake from the 2004 Grammys, which aired on CBS that year, but eventually allowed Timberlake to perform after an emotional apology. Jackson, he perceived, was not “sufficiently repentant,” and he insisted that all Viacom properties (including MTV, VH1 and countless radio stations) stop playing her music.

The report goes on to describe Moonves’s reaction upon learning Jackson signed a book deal with Viacom-owned Simon & Schuster in 2011: “how the fuck did she slip through?” Moonves is currently on the outs at CBS following an extensive report by the New Yorker exposing multiple allegations of sexual harrassment against the executive. Jackson recently dropped her first single in years, “Made For Now.”

[janetsource]

BREAKING NEWS | 17 December 2018

[burnhamandtilly]

The Miseducation of Cameron Post (2018), Dir. Desiree Akhavan

[slowspinningredemption]

[sophie531896273240810891]

is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

[sophie531896273240810891]

like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk

[sophie531896273240810891]

rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee

[bunnydoesasbunnydo]

[daddylexas-deactivated20160407]

me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

[van-dyne]

Ancient Proverb 

[deejay]

Avengers 4 (2019)

[ruinedchildhood]

[c4tto626]

sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

[elliewilliams]

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

[awildswan]

[youreouttayourtree-deactivated2]

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

[hexlockspear]

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

[hindre-blog1]

[shudderingeyes]

Uncultured swine

[itskylestyle-deactivated2016091]

[weloveshortvideos]

Condom filled with tea

[yukaryote]

It’s 4:41am, my insomnia is in full swing, and as soon as I unmuted this I skipped the laughing and went straight to crying.

[juanin-pro]

[toadscools]

i dont know how to explain this but. this might be me. i had a brown hoodie exactly like that. the phone on the table? i had a black and white case like that when i was like 12. my middle school’s classrooms looked like that. this literally might be a picture of me in 7th grade, shoveling pasta directly from a ziploc bag into my mouth like some sort of goblin, reblogged by twelve thousand people on the worst website known to mankind. and i dont know how to deal with this

[perfectlygenericblog]

What’s interesting here is that there’s only a possibility that this is them in the picture.

This means one of two things:

1) They remember doing this, but believe it to be so commonplace that it could be literally anyone in that photo. Like if you saw a picture of someone reading a book, you wouldn’t be like “Hey, I read a book once! That must be me in that picture!” because lots of people have read books.

In this case, I bet their belief is based on personal experience. Perhaps there’s a town out there where people regularly eat pasta from a bag in class. Or even a secret society of such people living all over the globe.

2) They don’t remember doing this, but they’ve done so many bizarre (yet still extremely relatable) things that this could very well be one of them. This wasn’t the most noteworthy thing that happened to them that week. There were so many other, stranger, bigger things going on that they did remember, and this event simply wasn’t important enough to commit to memory.

In this case, they’re just out there living their life. Society told them “don’t eat pasta from a ziploc bag in class”, but did they let that stop them? No. They have bigger fish to fry.

[toadscools]

i’ve never been fucking obliterated like this before. i dont know what to do. how do i go on when @perfectlygenericblog produced a fucking literary analysis of my life, wholly accurate, from one picture and my reaction to it. i’m getting this tattooed on my forearm

[qoa]

amazing