Back Again

Contrary to popular belief: my life is a joke

[nixscriptum]

[doctoralhashimi]

she could go to jupiter and he’ll find her.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[under-the-arch]

[salty-red-mage]

Of all the possible jokes in this format I did not expect the Tower of Babel

[rand0mintensifies]

It took me a little bit to get bc I understand both languages xD

Since I saw some ppl asking, the Greek text says “The workers now speak new languages”.

[normal-horoscopes]

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

[theslowesthnery]

ohhhhhh my godddddd

[there-1s-still-time]

face of a girl who is deadass

[oh3mgeealexx]

everything is getting leaked and I’m really fucking scared

[itsallanillusionitsallanillusion]

…wtf else is getting leaked

[martindykewood]

not to sound like a christian facebook mom but some of yall need to have grace in your hearts for the people in your lives or the people you pass once on the road and never see again like you literally need to stop assuming the worst of everyone and their intentions it is poisoning your brain. you can be careful and responsible without being a miserable person. it is possible i promise

[redlipstickresurrected]

Youran Tang aka Sleell11 (Chinese, based Chaoyang District, Beijing, China) - 思绪 (Thoughts), 2022, Paintings: Digital Art

[mcvadiwarpspeed]

Mohabbot fic prompt:

There's a gun safe in the corner of Jack Abbot's master bedroom that Samira Mohan rarely sees open.

But tonight, Jack needs to do his taxes, so he fetched his W2s from the safe and left the door open.

Samira approaches the safe and peers in curiously. A motion sensing light strip clicks on, illuminating the interior. On the top shelf, next to some neatly stacked boxes of ammunition, she spots an envelope labeled in Jack's neat penmanship, "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY--TO SAMIRA."

Hesitantly, Samira picks up the envelope.

What's in the envelope? You decide!

[itsallanillusionitsallanillusion]

i need to read about 3000 fics based on this

[itsallanillusionitsallanillusion]

Olgilvie talking to Mohan? Oh lord help her

[roseblooms]

march. paper collage, 2026.

[anxeious]

an edward bawden calendar 1930

[vintageeurope]

Lake Balaton, Hungary 1900/20

[sioltach]

this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

[riven-wanders]

Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to

[profoundstarfishmusic]

We love a self-aware guy 👑

[itsallanillusionitsallanillusion]

i miss stumbleupon