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[muppetshow2026]

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

[toasttew]

"y/n ran her hand through her silky, long blonde hair while she looked her skinny and small body in the mirror-" Bitch who?

[messygoku]

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Men made decisions to rape with fellow rapists. They decided sexual abuse and torture were bonding experiences.

Language matters. Stop removing men from their active role in raping children.

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[timdrakewhump]

Always have to remember in my writing that Tim is American and they have a different attitude to alcohol there. Wdym you can’t go to a pub and have a pint til you’re TWENTY ONE??? Not bein funny but if I had to take a bulletproof plate in me backpack t school an my president was a real life nonce AND I was Robin/Red Robin, I’d be on the whiskey a hell of a lot earlier than that. Then again, I don’t know how American teens are. Here, you’re out drinking with your friends from about 14-16 and you can drink at home in most families, so idk. Just rambles and wondering.

[6irlpet]

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

[tawghasa]

Living in the wrong timezone to notice when the hellsite is down - just like old times 🥹

[byjove]

it is hilarious to me that cishet men have yet to notice the ‘best friend cockblocking her friend you’re chatting up in a public place’ thing is planned, consensual on the part of the girl you’re uncomfortably hitting on and not a result of the bestie being jealous her friend is getting more male attention. they’re completely oblivious to the hostage eyes and silent nod to someone in the background because they’re too busy telling that poor girl about what a bitch their ex was.

[homunculus-argument]

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.

[technicallyoneofakind]

Not Halloween but, okay. 

[loughnesstwo-deactivated2021101]

okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason

[hissingvirgil]

Reblog today only to avoid OP cursing you out for a stick of unsalted butter

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[wheezecheese]

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

[lacyscabinet]

CALLING ALL YELLOWJACKETS FANS

If you wanna watch season 3 but don't have a paramount+ account here you can find links to watch yellowjackets on streaming, all of these are safe and easy to use, just beware of the sketchy ads as always!!!!

EDIT : I REBLOGGED THIS POST AND ADDED A LINK, EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO USE IT AND WATCH THE SHOW!!!

HERE you can watch season 1 and 2 but I know as a fact that they'll upload season 3 soon soooooooo

https://yuppow.com/tv/yellowjackets-73981

Same thing goes for this one!

https://goku.sx/series/watch-yellowjackets-73981

IF YOU LIVE IN ITALY/CAN SPEAK ITALIAN THIS IS PROBABLY YOUR SAFEST BET!

StreamingCommunity

Trama Yellowjackets streaming ita: 25 anni dopo essere sopravvissute a un incidente aereo, quattro donne vivono nel ricordo e rimorso di que

Here!

I'LL KEEP UPDATING THIS AND AS SOON AS I SEE SOME WEBSITE UPLOAD SEASON 3 I'LL MAKE ANOTHER POST!!!!

[cryinggirlnamedhelen]

ok so i was just on youtube and binged this absolute masterpiece of a video.

please everyone watch this. this is absolutely beautiful and im obsessed with this; he characterizes kaiser so well.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[itsamentalbreakdownsworld]

I CANNOT BELIVE THIS THE SHOELACES POST IN 2025