50 (kind of) random writing prompts!
1. โNo double dippingโ
2. โThat mouth of yours, does it ever stop making noiseโ
3. โI guess my legs just wonโt take me up the stairs. Looks like youโre gonna have toโ
4. โI personally think youโre the biggest idiot Iโve ever met, but thatโs just me.โ
5. โWhy wonโt you let me kiss you alreadyโ
6. โI think skirts were made to cover up your bum not the oppositeโ
7. โNo! Keep the lights onโ
8. โStop snoring you sound like an cowโ
9. โJesus, put a shirt onโ
10. โSeven minutes in heaven is for teenagersโ
11. โYouโre acting like a toddlerโ
12. โFace it youโre mad at me for being cuter than youโ
13. โI swear if I cry you have to buy me dinnerโ
15. โIf you take one more fry I will kill youโ
16. โKeeps your elbows off the tableโ
17. โItโs your turn to cookโ
18. โThis cake tastes like crapโ
19. โYou know one day Iโm just going to stop buying new TVsโ
20. โAre you sure you can count to 10โ
21. โYour driving is absolute garbageโ
22. โWhere did you hide my keys this timeโ
23. โPass the salt before I have a break downโ
24. โSlam that door one more time and Iโll shove my foot straight up your *insert profanity*โ
25. โWhy do you have to be so annoying yet so perfect all the timeโ
26. โWhy are my bed sheets wetโ
27. โJesus Christ! Knock next time would youโ
28. โItโs not that badโ
29. โIโm over here trying to sleep and your over there trying to get into my pantsโ
30. โYour shirt looks like it was drug through the mudโ
31. โOh my lord fix your hair, it looks like a birds nestโ
32. โStop! Youโre making my ears bleedโ
33. โYou were the ugliest child that I have ever seenโ
34. โYour mom thinks Iโm an idiotโ
35. โOh quit your whiningโ
36. โDo you have a mute buttonโ
37. โIs annoying people a hobby of yours, because if so maybe you should try knittingโ
38. โHow many photos can one have of a personโ
39. โYou have money go and get yourself a blanket thatโs not mineโ
40. โSometimes I think youโre very cute other times i want to bash your head inโ
41. โIt must be impossible living with youโ
42. โRoses are so clichรฉ, so get me rosesโ
43. โYouโre awfully cute when youโre not talkingโ
45. โI donโt feel like doing it therefore you have toโ
46. โYouโre breath smells like a sewerโ
47. โItโs called reading maybe you should try it sometimeโ
48. โThere is a thing called chairs, loveโ
49. โWell itโs kind of hard to move when youโre sitting on my lapโ
50. โCome on just one more kissโ
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