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the real four dnd archetypes

1) beautifully constructed, thoughtfully named, you’ve had this character for five years, and it is only now that you have a medium to express them through. twenty pages of backstory and lore, you probably lovingly crafted a costume or a token to fully bring them to life.

2) it’s you, but you’re now a warlock or a paladin or some shit.

3) Its Joke (ex. Boo Boo the Chaotic Good Barbarian, Dio Brando but as a dryad, etc.)

4) Real Ass People (ex. Hatsune Miku, Barack Obama, Hulk Hogan, etc.)

#dnd #.txt

pondwitch

4chan users started ironically saying ‘fam’ so much that New Moot made it wordfilter to ‘senpai’

#its been real senpai #bits #.txt

mattonious

me when i see anything about romantic domestic monster/human relationships:

#bits #.txt

thank-you-everyone-deactivated2

death stranding difficulty prediction

Easy: Norman Reedus is always sitting next to you in real life

Medium: Guillermo del Toro sits down in every chair you’re about to sit on in real life, so you have to sit in his lap whenever you want to sit

Hard: whenever you sit down in real life, Mads Mikkelsen sits on your lap, facing you. This is a very hard level because you might get a boner but if you shove him off you lose Mads knocks your lights out and you have to start over. This is the setting Kojima recommends playing as it’s the most true to his vision

#death stranding #.txt

theremharths

It’s 1 am and I have a cold and I just found out that Tinky Winky is 10 feet tall and I don’t know what to do

lesbianrustcohle

oh..h…

vulture-jack

I dont like this.

#tagged.#si!#.png #.a

todoriko

[heavy breathing] there’.s…peas……in there…..!

ivycrowned

WHY IS THIS SO UNHOLY

#nanalan #.mp4

cowgirlofficial

these are photos from the worst two weeks of my summer where i almost experienced a full mental breakdown but eventually went back to therapy and started medication and i am doing so much better and i finally felt like i was healthy enough to finally look at these

santa cruz, ca

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doc-boredom

hideo kojima: listen we need to have u vore a baby norman reedus: mmm kojima: it’s gonna do a thumbs up reedus: fuck im sold

#death stranding #.txt

patrickjoust

#.png #.a

antthonystark

also my favourite thing about tumblr is that according to my developmental psych textbook, this website has the collective moral complexity of a 7 year old