Fuuka

Aomine, Minato, Kaito, Shinichi simp | im not shipping my husbando with any chara.| ISFP

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Pro Uchiha post

I will be forever annoyed with tought, the uchiha problem with konoha will be easily solved if hiruzen aka the 3rd hokage can act strict toward danzo, don’t let danzo act like shadow leader by his own self or better hiruzen was retire from the hokage position forever and choose competent and better hokage than him that won’t let anyone interfered. If hiruzen being strict to danzo, i can imagine the different result for the uchiha. Uchiha and konoha will have Better chance to discuss what they want for each other, better communication that lead to repaired connection and trust.

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Secret Uchiha y/n headcanon (Sasuke x y/n, team 7) PART 2

It was continuation from the previous part, where they were still genin and now was time skip to shippuden timeline. Sasuke already go to orochimaru. But before that, y/n also try to stop sasuke before sakura stop him, she just said “are you sure with your choice? Don’t you ever try to find another teacher? The one that suitable for you?” Y/n won’t stop sasuke because it’s his right, but at least she will questioning him like that as act of caring to friend, if he keep persist to go then she let him go saying take care and be careful and he just say thank you for her understanding. And this is what would happen after that in my headcanon and y/n will doing this in entire timeline :

- Naruto would be mad at y/n because she’s not trying hard to not let sasuke go. And her response was, “I can’t help it, he’s 100% sure and persisten. I already tell him to be careful and take care. I can’t force him to stay, as his teammate i only can support his decision. I trust him, you should trust him too” and after naruto disagree with her opinion again she said “if you want to stop him and make him back, i won’t stop you. But you also need to understand just because i let him go, it doesn’t mean i won’t try advice him to not go to danger”

- with Naruto then go to with pervy sage to training for 3 years, she also decide to go training too in a temple. Far from konoha, but near with old uzushiogakure. She want to mastering fuinjutsu to advance, and that temple was learning from uzumaki clan in the past.

- time skip to 3 years, y/n go back first to konoha. Her fuinjutsu was already improved, she’s in advance level. And the first time she meet sasuke again in orochimaru hideout, she barely say anything just say “how are you?” to sasuke and just that, sasuke also response with “just like you see” with his own way.

- what can i say here was sasuke and y/n still have mutual respect for each other. Especially sasuke because he still remember her hardwork and contribution to team and just mind her business and not pick fight to him.

- time goes, since y/n also raise by uchiha parent and live in compound she always told by her father about how was the compound look like, what they sell, how was the people, also how uchiha member and clan was strong and have senju as their rival, also the police. This make her thinking was uchiha clan being slaughtered by 12-13 years old clan was possible? Even if the culprit was prodigy. Her mind saying it’s impossible, if he want to prove something like power why at night not a day? Why no one realize it? Was the culprit that strong that why konoha and the uchiha member didn’t realize it? There’s no way only one person did it. Not with how strong and great the uchiha clan. She’s have lot of time thinking about this because in the temple she’s teached to stay calm, think every scenario even the wild one for creating strong fuinjutsu. Unlike taijutsu or ninjutsu, fuinjutsu needed creativity and logical sense to make it, to make the seal strong and uneasy to broke.

- and one day, she go to single mission and accidentally meet sasuke, and she tell her pov about uchiha clan massacre. And when sasuke ask where did she know about it? She dodge it by saying “i think most ninja know about that. Don’t you think it’s weird to hear 12-13 years old slaughtering his own clan? A legendary one, full with advance and strong people? As your teammate, I don’t want you regret your choice later”. Sasuke was of course not believe it, he’s in denial and told y/n to shut up. And y/n still not tell him her true identity

- Time skip again to uchiha brother fight, y/n somehow made a way to go to in battle place of sasuke and itachi. But without y/n know, y/n word linger in his mind. Every word make sense if he think it more now, was it possible itachi do that alone? To a legendary clan? Full with advance and strong people, even he know that his father was strong ninja and not even itachi can fight him alone. And uchiha was the police. And another tought came, he remember itachi do that to prove his power. Then why at night? Not at day to brag it infront of everyone, infront their father, strengthening his position as the clan heir.

- but fate still doing it’s own way, y/n as secret uchiha want to know what was the fate approaching the clan slaughter and the last uchiha?

Ps: it’s full of headcanon and less of y/n part, I want to make it logical and fit to Canon. Next part will come soon 😅

[itsao-mine]

Boruto recent chapter opinion

The moment I saw that chapter was not it, when sakura kind of normalizing Sarada to chasing a boy. I was like about to internally screaming to Sakura. What are you teaching to your daughter? Don’t teach your kid to chase over a boy!! Encourage her positive things to practice, finding herself before jump to romance, teach her what kind of healthy relationship and was not. What kind of mother that allowed her daughter to do that?! And I still blame Kishi for make sasusaku canon

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Personal Opinion about sasuke labeled as international terrorist after 5 kage summit

Sasuke action in hokages summit was proof that he acted recklessly due to his emotions. He already learn about itachi truth, danzo used itachi, konoha also give cruel order to itachi. With all overflowing emotions, sasuke became unstable emotionally and it give obito chance to persuade sasuke to attack the summit and make sasuke labeled as international terrorist.

If sasuke was having someone who can advice him what he should do, or at least can talk with him I’m sure even if sasuke still going interrupt kage summit he won’t act recklessly. He will have better plan to attacking danzo, probably wait until the summit finish and he attack danzo far from summit place. And he won’t be labeled as terrorist

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Secret Uchiha y/n headcanon (Sasuke x y/n, team 7)

In massacre night of uchiha clan, y/n was already near death but healed by special bracelet given by her parents, it’s contain medical ninjutsu that already adjust with her chakra. When y/n getting hurt by itachi sword, that medical bracelet automatically heal her. And because she’s terrified with the clan condition and body everywhere, y/n decide to runaway from konoha leaving her dead family and her dead siblings. Years in runaway, until her age was 12 y/n decide she’s too weak and need to protect herself and she deciding to came to konoha with new identity and place on team 7 due to lack of person to create new team.

• y/n attending academy in her last year, and just introduce her first name without surname. Even if she added surname it’s gonna be fictive surname

• iruka decide to put y/n in team 7 due to lack of person for creating new team. It’s already 3 man team, and y/n as extra

• due to her act her uchiha identity isn’t exist anymore and erase it already she’s avoiding sasuke, literally avoiding him. Even sasuke thought her as weird person, she didn’t meet his eye when they’re in class, runaway when Sasuke near her. It’s because Sasuke was itachi younger brother, and Sasuke remind y/n of itachi and she’s afraid of itachi (even the whole class thought she’s very quiet and weird. Like afraid of making any sounds)

• now it’s, team 7 introduction time. Her goal was very simple, she just want to survive and safe. Unable to think what things she like due to her trauma, but able to say she’s afraid of dark and silence also afraid of blood.

• y/n still avoiding sasuke, she even willing to teamwork with Naruto or Sakura. Her trauma making her very hesistant to do ninjutsu or taijutsu, all the time on mission she just hiding.

• but after y/n first dangerous mission, when they fight zabuza and haku she’s very guilty to her teammate. When Naruto and especially Sasuke fight to death, she just hide. And decide to at least she need to contribute even a little. Becaming healer or sensor chakra, and from that she go to hospital to ask apprentice for learning medical jutsu and read a bit about basic sensoring skill, or simple thing she can learn.

• untill one day sasuke decide to confront her, thinking what’s her problem with him? Do they even fight for once? Or he’s disturbing her? And y/n apologize for her action because she gave trauma and it makes her act like that.

• since then their relationship has became normal, just like casual teammate. Y/n respecting his boundaries, not picking any fight with him also not just gazing over him. Like they just ‘yeah, I know you exist. Let’s just act like teammate’.

• sasuke also once accidentally seeing her go to hospital and nurse was appreciate her for her hardwork for willing to learn medical jutsu. Since that sasuke pov to her was changing like she’s willing to contribute for her team, she’s became the most tolerable teammate to him.

• sasuke also try to appreciate her contribution to team, like saying thank you to her when she succeed detect enemy chakra or when she heal him.

• when Sasuke leave konoha, she just ask Sasuke was she sure to leave konoha? Was he already try to consider searching other teacher in konoha not to orochimaru? And when she see Sasuke was determined to became strong for revenge, y/n not saying anything it’s his decision. She won’t stop him, but just saying “be careful, as your friend I support your decision to seek justice and I will welcoming you if you done with it and come back to konoha” and Sasuke response was thanking her for respecting his choice and her support.

And that’s how their relationship developed in their genin days. Not full romance but start their relationship as teammate who respect each other. Not force their dynamics and i try not to make sasuke ooc

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Sasuke x reader Headcanon

Sasuke won’t show his affection publicly, he will do it in his own way. By action and not by words, by protecting you not just ignoring you also trust you. But before he act like this toward you, you were doing all of this to him :

- you’re sympathize with him

- you’re supporting his goal/ambition

- you also stand for yourself even to him, also scold him when he’s going too far or when he’s being isn’t nice to you

- you’re being contributed to team, showing your best ability in team so he respecting you

- you never give up on him, always chase him in nice way

- you never force him, but know when to back up

- you stand up to him even when everyone see him wrong or as villain never leave him

- and you’re also never force him and accept him as sasuke.

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yandere!genin!sasuke uchiha + darling who's secretly half uchiha [long hcs]

TITLE: " LIKE WATER, LIKE BLOOD " — navi. — general yandere!sasuke hcs.

NOTES: i've been randomly feinin over naruto again and this idea just won't leave me alone :'D don't press me on lore specific stuff i just yap and pretend it's true ok.

☆ you're no stranger to the fact that your mother had an affair with an uchiha man a few years before the entire clan was slaughtered like cows. your father had been a high-ranking official in fugaku's inner circle, but you had never learned his name, even when he secretly visited you and your mother on weekends between his missions and clan dealings.

☆ this is not to say, of course, that he was a bad man. he often tried to instill core uchiha values into you (never dishonor the uchiha clan name, always seek to carry on its legacy and strength, etc..) but nothing ever seemed to stick. you were more interested in the little trinkets he would bring you: necklaces, bracelets, hair ribbons, hand fans, and various other accessories that were often branded with the uchiha symbol. none of it was ever worn out in public, though, so you just hung them on your walls instead.

☆ after your father's death, you eventually distanced yourself from the uchiha side of your identity as it had always been steeped in secrecy and the fear of scrutiny from the third hokage/konoha elders/villagers who felt strongly about the nine tails attack. after all, you aren't supposed to exist. you're not sure what your mother was thinking when she got knocked up at such a politically fragile time, when the uchiha clan were still under fire for conspiracy and treason.

☆ at the academy, you intentionally avoid sasuke. you've probably spoken to him a handful of times—many of which were him telling you to get out of his way, or to shut up if you were talking too loud with your friends (your assigned seat was directly behind his, unfortunately).

☆ it isn't until much later after you graduate from the academy and are placed into teams that sasuke somehow finds out you're also an uchiha. whether someone told him or he just... knew, you do not know. at this point, you haven't seen him in months (you're on different teams), so him appearing on the landing outside of your open window is a very startling jumpscare.

☆ he takes one look around your room, which has uchiha merch strung up all over the place, and is immediately pissed at you. all this time there was another surviving member of his clan and he had no clue? and it was you, of all people?

☆ sasuke always thought you were weird and suspicious during your days at the academy. whenever he interacted with you, you would cower from him, almost looking ashamed. you were adept at everything he was and, as much as he used to hate admitting it, you were often his competition when it came to scoring at the top of various skill tests. looking back, it all makes sense: the blood in your veins is special, as uchiha children often are. as he is. and now, instead of callousness, he feels a kindling of pride at your excellence.

☆ it takes no time at all for everything to change between you and sasuke. after he barges his way into your room (you don't how he found out where you live in the first place?!), he forces you to explain why you lied about being an uchiha. you have no choice but to comply after his threatening glares pin you into submission and he refuses to let you past him until you talk.

☆ sasuke really doesn't care that you're a "half uchiha." you descended directly from a member of the uchiha clan so as far as he's concerned, you're his kin through and through. this discovery immediately sparks something primal in sasuke, like a desprate clinging to preserve what has been, and to protect what can be.

☆ you're often dragged away to secluded places by sasuke—the training grounds, usually. you try to fight but sasuke is just stronger than you and you are easily wrestled into defeat; a reoccuring pattern that makes you feel unsafe around him. but despite your growing feelings of contempt towards sasuke, he is brutally relentless in his pursuit of you or, rather, his pursuit of molding you into a proud uchiha who is willing to restore the legacy of his clan with him.

☆ the uchiha boy is concerned that you lack so many of the values that he himself has been taught by his parents and itachi. you don't know much about the sharingan nor the clan's signature great fireball technique. so he starts there, explaining

☆ let's be honest: you're not interested in being lectured on the history of the clan by sasuke, but you're not entirely opposed to learning a new jutsu so you allow him to train you for now. whenever you mess up or ask too many questions, he'll sigh in very clear annoyance but bites back any insult as a mercy to you.

☆ you notice how much more patient he is towards you. how he quietly praises you when your little flame grows, how he immediately checks on you when you're winded from using too much chakra. there's a general closeness that never existed before (sitting shoulder-to-shoulder, physically guiding your hands into signs, or poking your forehead when you say or do something he thinks is dumb). it's all strangely... intimate.

☆ the frequency of his visits begin to increase as the days go by, and there were a few times where you would wake up in the middle of the night to see him standing over you. obviously, this scares you, and you have to keep sasuke's sudden intrusions into your bedroom a secret from your mother, so you begrudgingly agree to his strict schedule of meeting at his apartment at least instead of him breaking into yours.

☆ before sasuke leaves the village, he of course tries to convince you to come with him.

☆ "you're an uchiha, aren't you?" he'll glare pointedly, grabbing you by the hand when you turn to walk away from him. "your duty now is kill itachi and restore our clan.

☆ you aren't a fool, though.

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ミ★ Masterlist | the Sharingan

❦ :: 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 :: 𝖴𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗁𝖺 𝖲𝖺𝗌𝗎𝗄𝖾 𝗑 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗇𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖿𝖾𝗆！ 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋

❦ :: 𝗦𝘆𝗻𝗼𝗽𝘀𝗶𝘀 :: 𝖠 𝖽𝗋𝗎𝗇𝗄 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝖲𝖺𝗌𝗎𝗄𝖾’𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁.

❦ :: 𝗧𝗮𝗴𝘀 :: － 𝖠𝗋𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗀𝖾 － 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗇𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖿𝖾𝗆 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 － 𝖺𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌 － 𝗌𝖿𝗐 － 𝗌𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗍 － 𝗇𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗌𝗌𝖺𝖼𝗋𝖾 𝖠𝖴

❦ :: not proofread

::𝒯𝓌ℴ 𝓌ℯℯ𝓀𝓈::

“𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁?!”

Uchiha Fugaku, the current clan leader, breaks the silence harshly. Uchiha Itachi his oldest son sat at his right while Sasuke, the youngest, was nowhere to be found. He should’ve stepped stepped inside the room where he was called to. But the moment your name fell off of the announcers lips he froze and disappeared away. Not too far off since he wanted to know why you were here, but as far as necessary.

After all you told him no strings attached when you hooked up. Sakura had been an annoying pest again on his day off. Sasuke was supposed to be spending it with Naruto, Lee, Neji and Shikamaru but was rudely interrupted and disturbed by said pinky pie.

He had been drunk and out of reflex he held the person closest to him and ran away in one of the random empty love room to hide. That person was he dragged with him was you. But this had occurred a few weeks ago. And even if you were pregnant, surely he can’t be the father right?

“My daughter wouldn’t lie about something as serious as this, we already went to the medics.”

Your father spoke for you, you had been confident when you told the clan leader you were pregnant with Sasuke’s child but after his angry shout you felt guilty. Extremely. After all even if you did have sex you should’ve gotten protection. Having been drunk while doing it certainly did help you in this situation.

“Even so, it will cause rumours around the village if the child is born looking like my son.” Fugaku said, looking at your belly before back your father. Having a child without marriage is still rather inappropriate and unacceptable by society after all. The Uchiha was already on thin ice with all of the Senju problems of the past. And being apart of the side branch was to maintain order between those obtain the Sharingan and those who didn’t.

“Then let’s have them set up,” your father proposed making you shot your head at him, clearly off guard. An almost rude ‘excuse you’ left your lips but Fugaku was faster. “I’m sorry? Between your daughter and my son?” He questioned, Itachi frowned wanting to bud in but his father shot him a look. This could solve their dilemma.

::𝒪𝓃ℯ 𝓂ℴ𝓃𝓉𝒽::

And somehow that’s how Sasuke and you ended up in front of lady Tsunade the fifth Hokage. Her shocked expression made sense, Uchiha Sasuke getting married? Not to mention the sped up marriage license requested by the Uchiha clan.

“So…” She trailed off, this was awkward, you and Sasuke both sat on the chair in front of the desk both of your fathers behind you. With Itachi waiting behind the door against the wall. “You both want to get married legally before an actual wedding?” Tsunade asked a bit concerned, sure sped up marriage licenses weren’t that uncommon to he requested. But of the Uchiha clan? And for you and Sasuke of all people. If it for the fact that she was secretly pinched her knee under the table she would’ve thought she was in a dream.

You opened your mouth to speak but your father spoke for you, “yes.” A simple word, but it doesn’t suffice for Tsunade’s liking. She took a glance Sasuke beside you on your right. He stared back blankly at her.

She had known the boy quite a while. Him having trained under a legendary Sanin like herself. Orochimaru was ruthless nevertheless his attack on Konoha was a story for another time.

“Tsunade, I want to make her my bride.”

Silence, Fukage froze, your father looked at Sasuke. A week ago Itachi had to force him to sign the contract papers for the arrangement of their marriage. Now he’s openly saying he wants you as his. His words made you look at him, surprised but thankful. After al this meant that maybe… it wouldn’t be a loveless marriage after all.

You dreamed of a fairytale marriage, yet you know that something like that was just that. A fairytale. Something to be forgotten after all it was nothing and held no worth. Even after your mother’s warnings before her passing, the little girl who you once were still wished for it. As pathetic as it might seem, you wanted to be with him. With Sasuke.

A paper sliding on top of the desk to you and Sasuke made you snap out of your thoughts. “I hereby declare that your request for a sped up marriage license is accepted. I need both of your signatures. Then court will handle the rest.”

You nodded dipping the feather in ink before writing down your name, the moment the pen made contact with the paper Sasuke hands gently moved over yours. “We’re going to get married, so writing it together shouldn’t be weird.” He muttered so you could hear. You gave him a look but let him do whatever. ‘The only thing weird here is the way you’re acting.’ You thought, trying not to deadpan.

When you were done writing your name he wrote his, your hand over his. Let’s just say those three adults witnessed Sasuke being extremely strange with you. And that was just the start.

::𝒯𝓌ℴ 𝓂ℴ𝓃𝓉𝒽𝓈::

Over the course of the days leading up to the wedding a month had already passed before you knew it. The clan wanted to have the wedding quickly since you started to gain a little weight at your belly. You and Sasuke had been meeting frequently when he was in the village not on mission. After all he was a Genin.

Planning your wedding has been fun, but the amount of gossip amongst the main branch sometimes got to you. Just like today, you had just arrived at the compound of the main branch and the maiden servants had been talking behind your back. Saying things like ‘she probably baby-trapped him’ or ‘I’m sure Sasuke-sama would’ve never chosen her on his own’.

You had the confidence to walk around the corner and tell them exactly what he said to Tsunade. If it wasn’t for the comment about your body, “[Name]-san is gaining so much weight. Sure they might be legally married but you don’t think they..”

You heard laughing, making you frown and turn around only to bump into Sasuke. The maids knew, they knew you must’ve been pregnant. “There you are.” Sasuke mumbled holding you by your waist concerned, he’d been a lot more soft with you. Why? You’ve yet to ask, but you’re sure you will. Before the wedding at least. Maybe it’s because you carry his child. No, he had always been a tad softer to you. Breaking his cold facade for you, his lips twitching just a little bit whenever you walked by.

“You were looking for me Sasuke-kun?” You asked politely. Sure you were acquainted and slowly turning into something more then just friends with the second. But you haven’t spend much time with him. With him being either with team seven or out on mission. Not to mention the main compound and the side branches compound weren’t that close.

“Yes, my mother is worried about you, you’ve been growing more rapidly than the clan expected.” Says mumbles, he’s was about to walk around the corner but you held him back a little. Remembering the maidens gossiping. “Ah- Mikoto-san is worried?” Sasuke nodded, the moment you and his mother met she had always loved you like her own. And now that your carrying her grandchild she was just so dotting and sweet.

“Then we shouldn’t keep her waiting.” You replied to his nonverbal answer. As you were about to take the longer route to escape the situation with the maids he pulled you around the corner. Holding your wrist. The maids instantly turned quiet when they saw Sasuke and you together. Turning red out of embarrassment they bowed, “Sasuke-sama.” One of them announced the obvious.

“I heard you speak several lies about my bride. Say it to my face so that I may punish you accordingly.” He said with a glare, if looks could kill those poor women would’ve already been in hell. “We’re sorry my Lord!” One of them yelled out while all of them still held their heads down.

“I didn’t ask for an apology, I asked for the rumours you made about my bride.” He said sternly once more, if it wasn’t for you holding on to his hand he would’ve snapped and cut them to pieces. He doesn’t take rumours to clan lightly, now imagine rumours to the mother of his child.

“W-Well,” the headmaid en stuttered making Sasuke scoff, “did anyone cut out your tongue?” He turned away after speaking, brushing passed them. You still at his side was being dragged with him.

“I will deal with you all later.” He said coldly before you both left the hallway. The thick air was cut through after your leave making the maids breathe out in relieve.

Meanwhile you had to deal with the rather tense air the confrontation left behind, at least until you saw Mikoto. The sweet woman was already walking up to you with a smile, refusing the urge to run straight up to you. She saw the little bump, it wasn’t noticeable too much, only for those who had sharp eyes or knew of the pregnancy. Still for two months it was rather big, too big in your eyes if the maids had noticed. “How are you, dear?” She immediately asked you after seeing the cold expression on her son’s face and your frown which turned into a smile upon seeing her. “Me and the baby are doing quiet fine, thank you for asking.”

The mother of two nodded before taking your arm in hers. Freeing you from Sasuke’s tight grip around your wrist. “I’ve made a doctors appointment for you and the baby to see why your growing rapidly.” She informed you, the thought of knowing why you looked bigger than other pregnant women around your age made you a bit uncomfortable. After all you didn’t like knowing there was something wrong with your body. But for the baby’s sake you nodded and complied.

After a long trip to the hospital you laid on the chair. The female doctor hadn’t yet arrived, Mikoto sat beside you and Sasuke behind you keeping an eye out. You were wearing hospital scrubs.

“I don’t like seeing you in those.. clothes.” Sasuke muttered with slight annoyance, Mikoto turned to her son with a frown while you turned to him with a questioning look. “And why is that?” You asked with the same tone he did, imitating his voice which only made him scoff. “I just don’t like it.” He spoke clearly looking away annoyed. Mikoto had the ‘boy don’t make me come over there and smack you’ eyes. Which made Sasuke only sulk.

“Fine,” he rolled his eyes before looking back at you, hand trailing the mattress. “It feels wrong to see you, it feels like you’re going to surgery and never come back.” He confessed trying not to make eye contact with his mother but he felt her knowing smirk.

Just then Haruno Sakura walked in. Breaking off the previous conversation, "hello I will be your doctor for today and-..." She trailed off seeing Sasuke next to you. When she first saw Mikoto she thought she was going to have a third child but it seems you were the one pregnant. And from the looks of it with Sasuke was the father.

"Sasuke-kun," she trailed off remembering the last night she saw him. She had been drowning herself in paperwork and patients at the hospital. She frowned at the memory and at the sight she was seeing right now. “So this is why.. you’ve been taking less missions?” Sasuke was still, he had been the moment Sakura had entered the room.

"Sakura," you said her name a bit uncomfortable but continued. "Could you.." Trailing off Sasuke spoke for you after seeing your uncomfort. "Just do your job as a medical ninja and doctor."

After a long, awkward research. The test results came in, the it was brought to you by a nurse this time. Sakura no where to be found.

“The reason for the lady her rapid growth.. is because she’s with twin. Two baby’s.” The nurse explained with a soft smile, her happiness flowing through her eyes. Your eyes widened and shock, Mikoto had a hand over her mouth and Sasuke.. the man looked like he was about to pass out. “Twins? You’re sure?” Sasuke asked catching his breath, the nurse replied with a soft nod. “As for the rest the madam is quite healthy. We do recommend staying as stress relieved as possible since we now know you carry two lives inside you.” The nurse informed once more, you nodded as the news finally sank in.

Twins, “I will leave you to relish in this happiness. You can check out whenever at administration. That’s also where the rest of your papers are.” The nurse walked out, she understood why Sakura wanted her to bring the news. But she still didn’t understand what Sakura meant with her words.

‘If she wasn’t alive I’d be Sasuke’s wife..’ Sakura had whispered jealousy, probably to herself but the poor nurse overheard and the dark aura she felt from Sakura made her almost scared. The nurse thought that Sakura could’ve been implying that she wanted to kill you. So she took matters into her own hands. Saying to the analysts that’s she would be the one to bring you the news and not Sakura.

Meanwhile you were on cloud nine, “you carry the line of the Uchiha.. I’m sure you and Sasuke will have many children to grow the clan.” Mikoto said holding your cheek as she felt you smile against her hand. Putting a piece of hair behind you ear. Sasuke put his hand on your belly. “You do realise they won’t kick now, right?” You mumbled looking at your husband amused making him look at you unimpressed. “Oh so now I can’t touch my wife?” He said a bit teasingly sarcastic and the other part genuinely confused with a frown.

“Of course you can..” you mumbled looking away. “I’ll go and discharge you,” Mikoto said walking outside the room leaving you and your husband alone. “Red flowers.” He said suddenly. Sitting on the place his mother said on before him. “Excuse me?” You replied to his weird words.

“You asked me yesterday what type off flowers I’d like for the theme.. red flowers.” Roses.

::𝒯𝒽𝓇ℯℯ 𝓂ℴ𝓃𝓉𝒽𝓈::

The weeks leading up to the wedding were hectic. From wedding planning to flower arrangements. From practicing table manners to wedding kimono’s. So finally being in the moment of it all, your father’s arm linked through yours as he brought you to your groom felt like heaven. Your bump grew a little more and was almost visible through the layers of the wedding kimono.

Seeing your handsome groom standing there looking like the most gorgeous piece of art was heaven. It made the stress worth it. It made you happy you made the mistake of having a one night stand. As you walked down the aisle you felt tears in your eyes. Your father kissed your forehead and let you go. So that you may be with your groom.

You felt tears stream down your face as you felt Sasuke’s hands around yours. The priest smiled at the softness of Sasuke’s eyes on you.

The eyes of love.

“An Uchiha’s love goes deeper then anything in the world.” He began his speech, “so I pray that in sickness and health..” he began the typical riddle. And all you could think about is how picture perfect this moment felt. One of Sasuke’s hand’s cupped your cheek, as if hiding you away from the world. He whipped away your tears, giving you a small but meaningful smile.

“…So with that in mind. Do you, Uchiha Sasuke, second son of the clan leader of the main branch, take Uchiha [Name] of the side branch as your wife?” The priest asked with a smile, he had done many weddings in his life. But seeing an Uchiha marry someone wasn’t just precious. It was too precious.

It meant Sasuke would burn the world for you. “I do.” He whispered his eyes locked onto your own.

“And you, Uchiha [Name] of the side branch, do you take Uchiha Sasuke of the main branch as your husband-?”

The priest hadn’t even finished and you had already said an “I do.” Those two word locked your lives together forever. Like a magic spell, you were his completely, and he was yours just the same way. His sarcastic cold self turned warmer just by hearing your name.

Your presence was like spring. New, fresh and so full of life. Like the sun that had finally come to shine upon him, making all of his darkness disappear. Your eyes were like the ocean, he could drown in the colour of them. You. You. You. You.

You were heaven on earth. You were everything. He’d do anything for you, no matter of dangerous, no matter how vile. He’d destroy everything. That is the curse he is burdened with by loving you and he doesn’t mind the Uchiha curse one bit.

“I hereby pronounce you officially husband and wife, you may...” the priest hiccuped a little, tears in his eyes. “You may kiss your wife.” He finished before walking backwards giving the the space. And giving him a moment to cry. Just like most of the guests attending.

Sasuke smiled, he held your waist and your cheek. His hand moving to your chin tilting your head. Then, he kissed you, putting a hand discreetly over the image of you and him kissing while still cupping your cheek a little. You gladly kissed him back, arms around his neck. Pulling down to your level.

::𝒩𝒾𝓃ℯ 𝓂ℴ𝓃𝓉𝒽𝓈::

Sasuke walked from one side of the room to another as you sat on the hospital bed again, ready to be in labour. “Sasuke-kun.. walking around like that won’t do you any good. I need you to be strong for me since I’m probably not gonna be able to think straight.” You mumbled a little concerned but also unamused with a sweat drop.

“What if you don’t make it? What if I loose you- or worse.. lose all three of you? What if-”

“Shut up.” You spoke firmly with a frown after seeing all of your husband’s ranting. Having him by your side during this pregnancy has been hard. Especially after the village found out. But he had stood by your side through everything.

“Im going to survive this, and I need you by my side to do it. Have faith in me..” Sasuke stopped his pacing after hearing your words. He sighed stepping by your side. He held your hand as the doctor walked in, an elderly woman. She had probably delivered countless babies in her life time. “Thanks.. but I’m the one supposed to be supporting you, idiot.” He said with a sighed as you suddenly gripped his hand. Pain struck across your face.

“Doctor is she-” the doctor cut him off as she yelled at the three nurses who came into the room immediately surrounding you. It began.

“I can see it” The nurses spoke seeing the head of the baby.

And after three hours of pushing a cry was finally heard. Not one, but two. The doctor and a nurse cleaned up your baby’s. Doing the usual checks to make sure they’re healthy and safe. While the other two nurses and Sasuke helped you shower, wear your clothes. Inform you about what would be happening in your body now after birth.

After a day of getting back into your life after birth you finally had time for yourself. Making yourself comfortable with Sasuke next to you on the chair as you held your baby’s. As they finally slept.

“Was it worth that night at the bar?”

You whispered to him with a knowing smirk, “you know it was.” He replied with a unimpressed face. “So.. what name’s are we choosing for them?” He asked immediately after.

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"And that's how i met your father." You told recited your love story of how you met your husband got together to your children. “So it was all an accident.” Your eight year old son mumbled with a disgusted frown. Grossed out he faked throwing up while your daughter, who was the older twin laughed at her brother.

Meanwhile you deadpanned as your daughter spoke now, “oh shut up Izuna. It’s truly an amazing love story.” You daughter blushed holding her cheeks before dramatically falling in her futon.

“Now now, Miko, Izuna, it’s time to sleep.” You mumbled shushing your children’s bickering. You heard a few fine’s as both of your children laid down in their futon’s. You sat in between their futon’s. Kissing both of them on the forehead before walking outside their room. Sasuke had been waiting behind the sliding door.

“You’re back.” You said surprised, he should’ve been traveling still right, “can’t I come home now?” Sasuke replied with some sass. “You can..” you trailed of when Sasuke tilting your head upwards in to face him before capturing your lips in a sweet kiss. “I’m happy I dragged you away that night.” He mumbled after the kiss. “You are, huh?” He nodded as replied before mumbling an, “I love you.” In your ear. You hummed softly before replying, “I love you too.” Your words made him smile with a soft chuckle before teasing with a blush. A blush you knew that mean he was tipsy, he teased. “How about we give our children a little sibling-” SMACK.

ミ★ Requested by @itsao-mine

ミ★ ©Calxsha 2025

𝘿𝙊 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅 𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝗆𝗒 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄𝗌 | 𝘿𝙊 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄𝗌 | 𝗗𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅 𝗆𝗒 𝖻𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗋𝗌

[itsao-mine]

Seem like i just meet another sasusaku shipper who deny mikoto was uchiha by blood. Based from this spin off manga that created from canon, mikoto definetely have sharingan. And just because she’s uchiha that doesn’t mean she and Fugaku was related. Because clan was consist of lot people and the ancestor probably outsider that join the clan too. In past time, i also see sasusaku shippers saying mikoto was not uchiha to support their ship and somehow believe mikoto will support their ship. And seem like this one i encountered was that type.

[yanderes-galore]

Yandere sasuke but he fallen for the last female of the uchiha clan. ( We should get married! It's been long enough, hasn't it? Prompt )

Sure! Sorry for the long wait and this being short... I hope the plot is okay :( This doesn't 100% follow canon, I just rambled. I wasn't fully into Naruto at the time of writing this and I was in writer's block so I just hope it's enjoyable... This has been in my drafts long enough.

Yandere! Sasuke Uchiha Prompt 37

"We should get married! It's been long enough, hasn't it?"

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Female Reader, Obsession, Manipulation, Possessive behavior, Forced marriage attempts, Stalking, Mentions of Sasuke wanting to have children, Forced relationship.

"We were meant to meet... meant to continue our clan."

That's been Sasuke's reasoning for the past few months. For countless years he's thought his whole clan got wiped due to his brother. For a long time that was his belief even as he explored the region to get strong enough to beat his brother.

Until he started hearing reports of another Uchiha roaming about.

Sasuke thought this was Itachi. This would be the perfect moment for him to test his strength. The perfect moment for revenge...

Yet when Sasuke followed the leads... all he was met with was a woman.

A woman who managed to evade the massacre of the very clan you both shared.

He didn't expect to see someone like you. Far as he knew it was just him and his brother left... soon to be just him far as he knows. Yet here you are... an Uchiha...

You've distracted him.

He's meant to get stronger, and he does. Just as he trains and tracks down his brother... He tries to converse with you. It's... nice, in a way... to speak with an Uchiha who he has no bad blood with.

Just two people afflicted with similar curses.

You, on the other hand, aren't sure how to feel about him. After all, you narrowly escaped his brother. Based on Sasuke's path of vengeance... You worry he'll be the same as his brother.

Yet... It would be strategic to help him get revenge, right? You don't particularly enjoy Itachi either....

As fellow Uchiha you two make an alliance. You promise to help one another get stronger, to get revenge. You grow a bond created with vengeance... a mutual struggle.

But when that was over... What was left?

Uchiha are a proud people. They are strong and while many fear their name... they wear it with honor in their clan. Sasuke is someone prideful of his lineage, even after the tragedy.

He expects you to feel the same.

As you train and work alongside Sasuke, he keeps bringing up your clan. You understand, your clan and revenge is really all you have in common. Yet... then he keeps bringing up something else occasionally in conversation...

"Don't you wish we could have it all back...? That you could have a family again?"

At the time you thought this was a simple matter of reminiscing what you lost. You could understand that. You also missed having a family despite the curse that came with it....

"Of course I do... Don't you...?"

"... I do...."

The conversation was simple. That seemed to be all there was to it. You nearly even forgot about it until after the death of Itachi.

Once revenge was done, you prepared to go make a new life... then...

Sasuke realized that the next purpose of his life was meant to involve you... Why else did you meet?

You wanted to leave. You simply saw Sasuke as an ally for a shared goal. Yet it seems Sasuke feels you two share another goal.

He wasn't letting you leave, either... Wherever you go, he goes.

You never left his gaze, even when you thought you were alone.

It's a mostly calm afternoon in the woods. You were meditating to try and relax and figure out what step to take next in your life. Unfortunately, Sasuke seems to appear from the shadows beside you, asking you a question you thought you'd never hear.

"We should get married. It's been long enough, hasn't it?"

You feel anxious when he says such a thing. The question tossed at you catches you off guard and breaks your mediation. Marriage... you knew what he was doing, but you were struggling to find a way to dissuade him.

"Now's not the time..." You try to say, only for Sasuke to settle beside you.

"What do you mean? What else is there to do right now? Don't you feel we met for a reason?" Sasuke's voice comes off as cold, almost impatient as he looks you over.

"But marriage...? I'm not interested... You're reading into the partnership we had too much." You grumble, practically feeling Sasuke's irritation boil within him.

"I'm not. Don't you get it? We're both Uchiha..." Sasuke presses, leaning closer to you. "Won't you let me give you what you're entitled to...? A family?"

"I'm not marrying the brother of the one who killed my family." You growl, only for Sasuke to reach out and hold your arms.

You go to question him, yet his grip just tightens.

"Is that why you won't marry me?" Sasuke scoffs, eyes scanning your own for deception. "Itachi's dead. It's just us. Do you think I won't make you happy? Are you trying to throw away the responsibility we both clearly have?"

"I don't want anything to do with you... I'll find my own damn family." You snarl, wrenching yourself from his grip.

"What...?" Sasuke asks, momentary disbelief in his eyes.

"The Uchiha are done! At least... I don't plan to be involved with such a past anymore... I want something different...." You admit, turning away. "So please... I'm sure someone else will be happy to continue such a family name..."

"No..." Sasuke retorts, "I... I'm not letting you leave me after I've found you after all these years. You will not abandon the Uchiha family..."

You yelp when you feel Sasuke lunge, pinning you to a nearby tree as you struggle against him. You try to push against him, but Sasuke is quick to restrain you.

"I won't let you abandon ME, either...."

You try to reason with him. You try to tell him to let you go, that he's lost it. You can't get through to him though... not with that mania in his eyes...

Shoot, speaking of eyes...! You quickly look away, trying to break eye contact. Yet Sasuke holds your head still, forcing you to meet his Sharingan eyes.

"Look at me..." You feel yourself being unable to struggle once you maintain eye contact. You can't move your body... and you realize what this means.

Genjutsu... He's using his Sharingan to keep you still... You can't bring yourself to counter him either... Just how strong is he after the death of Itachi—?

"Just stay still... good... Now follow me." Sasuke praises, soon tugging you along with him. With your mind occupied, you end up following him obediently.

You can't struggle... Just as he wants....

"You are not used to it now... but I promise you, we'll make the Uchiha strong again..." Sasuke murmurs, holding your hand.

As you're forced to follow, mind under the control of his technique, only one thought barely goes through your mind... like molasses...

He's worse than Itachi.

[animeyanderelover]

Little note from me. I am kind of experimenting with a new style by adding those dividers. Not sure if it'll make much of a difference or not but it looks pretty at least. And well, aesthetic is a huge selling point.

Tw: Yandere themes, possessive behavior, obsession, delusional behavior, clinginess, abduction, paranoia, PTSD, Stockholm Syndrome, angsty I guess

Tags: @shumidehiro @o-ree-ve

𖠿 .゜How these Naruto men become dependent on your presence if they want to sleep𖠿 .゜

Characters featured: Kakashi, Obito, Itachi, Sasuke

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Good night, my love

Hatake Kakashi

📖​Kakashi may be an esteemed jonin amongst his village but that level of fame has not been simply handed to him. It has been only given after many obstacles and dead bodies, with invisible blood that still clings to him so many years later. He's a role model. Many wish to one day become just like him. Normally Kakashi can only give those young people a tired close-eyed grin. Deep down though? He would want nothing more than to prevent everyone from going down the same trauma-riddled road he walked on. His father. Obito. Rin. Minato. Kushina. Faces of people whoses names he doesn't remember but is still able to recall the sight of dull eyes and the feeling of warm blood staining his hands. It haunts him when he is awake and it takes over whenever he closes his eyes. Nightmares are a constant. Time doesn't heal the wounds of a heart. Instead it merely teaches him to deal with the sins of his past quieter in ways that don't allow the enemy to target them for the weaknesses they are in battles. Sometimes though he still wakes up, covered in cold sweat, nauseous and with shaking hands covered in blood only he can see. Sometimes he spends minutes trying to wash it off.

📖​Then one day he isn't alone anymore. Not in his life. Not in his bed. Not in his nightmares. Suddenly he has you in his life. Yes, the details may very well point at him having used some backhanded methods which may still feed your resentment against him but Kakashi honestly doesn't care. You may hate him all you want as long as you do it whilst being very alive and mad. Death has gotten too many people he dared to love so obviously he is extremely paranoid. It's that paranoia of losing you too that leads his mind to torment him on some night. Suddenly it is your dead body in those dreams and it's your blood coating his hands. The nightmares are intense the first few weeks as his mind is turning the guilt he quietly harbors into punishment. What makes him think after all that after all his sin and failures he deserves you safe and sound in his bed? You don't notice. Not because you are oblivious but because Kakashi doesn't let you notice his pain. Instead he lays awake next to your form, covered in cold sweat and the image of your dead body embedded in his vision. You always wonder why the next morning his hands hover, constantly searching for your warmth and a pulse to prove that you aren't dead.

📖​It takes months to fix his sleep schedule. You don't know how he has survived this far with less than 3 hours of sleep on most night. Once Kakashi awakes from a nightmare, he doesn't go back to sleep. Not when it is dark and quiet and he is all alone with no one to stop the guilt from quietly wrecking him. Only that now he isn't alone anymore. He has you. And as much as you may still hate him at times, his nightmares are terrifying because they ruin your perception of him being just an asshole. No, instead he just has to be an asshole with a heavy load of trauma. So you offer to help even if you do not know how to do. What you are unaware of is that honestly being still alive is more than Kakashi dares to ask for. His sense of smell is particularly high and he memorises different scents well. It is a curse more than it is a blessing at times when his brain is somehow able to conjure up the scent of death even in his nightmares to the point the scent lingers even when he wakes up. That is where your own scent becomes a prevention against nightmares and the reason why Kakashi buries his face always into your collarbone or neck so that the stench of death is overshadowed by your fragrance.

📖​His nightmares lessen as Kakashi surrounds himself in your scent and always clutches you tightly against his own body when he sleeps, picking up even in dreams on your heartbeat and warmth. The nightmares don't disappear completely but whenever he does wake up from them, he can at least soothe himself by having you by his side. That is why missions away from you soon become a new kind of torture. Suddenly all that comfort is stripped away from Kakashi and he is right back to square one. The nightmares return and the panic only worsens when he wakes up from them only to then feel the next spike of cold dread when his senses are unable to pick up on you. There's no warmth. No heartbeat. No comforting scent surrounding him. There's nothing and it is that nothingness that quietly breaks him. He doesn't show it. Obviously he doesn't. The mission comes first. But it quietly hollows him out and by the time he finally returns to his house, he is exhausted in soul and heart more than in body. So the first thing you usually find yourself doing when he returns is serve as a comfort pillow for a man who almost immediately dozes off the moment he can pick up on your scent again.

Uchiha Obito

🔥​Once upon a time Obito used to have bright dreams. Hopeful dreams. Even after half of his body had been crushed. Even after he had lost one of his eyes. Even whilst he was stuck in a cave with Madara and Zetsu. Even then Obito still held on to his hopes and dreams, envisioning his return to the Leaf Village and reuniting with Kakashi, Rin and his teacher. Protecting the Leaf Village and becoming one day the new Hokage. Only for all of those in hindsight childish and naive dreams to be shattered on the very night he bears witness to his best friend killing his first love. He isn't able to recall what happens after Kakashi faints. What he can recall even after so many years though is the rage that exploded out of him in that moment, tearing through every fiber of his body until that young boy from the Leaf Village burned with it for that boy too became a victim of that rage that destroyed everything. That wrath follows Obito forever after, returning full force every time he awakes from nightmares that split his head and claw a deeper hole into his chest. It explodes out of him as soon as his eyes open, forcing to lash out on his surroundings and to eventually forget sleep altogether.

🔥​In the face of a greater vision sleep becomes irrelevant to Obito. A part of him still fears what he knows will haunt him if he were to even attempt falling asleep again. It is a forgotten concept until he finds you. For the first time in years his pessimistic and jaded outlook on the world changes. To Obito you are the last mercy this rotten world has created and it is his paranoia that leads him to rip you away from your life, no matter if it was cruel or kind to you. Peace and kindness are only an illusion after all and before the world can bear its fangs and shred you to pieces, he abducts you to preserve you and keep you safe. You need sleep. No matter how many hours you scream, cry and beg for him to let you leave, eventually exhaustion overtakes your body and then Obito bears witness to the sight of you asleep. Perhaps he is a bit deranged for spending hours standing over your sleeping form or sitting down on the edge of the bed, vision following every rise and fall of your chest. In a broken way though he finds his peace like this. By watching the last person he believes to be worth anything unguarded and fragile asleep, as delicate as the hope in this world. That's why Obito is here though. To protect you.

🔥​Obito craves closeness on both a physical and emotional level. It is the closest thing to a salvation he can receive in this life and his own emotions enter overdrive when around you. Despite all the atrocities he has committed, he is more emotional than anyone else. It's that bleeding heart of his that has twisted everything though and your presence forces that tattered heart to beat again. There are no stages to Obito's obsession. He immediately jumps to the final act, spiraling willingly into his obsession. It's overwhelming and suffocating in its earnest obsession but it's thar saccharine affection which you eventually learn to crave just as much. That's how the mutual spiral starts where you develop difficulties to fall asleep when Obito isn't with you and like always, he indulges you until you drown in it. Yet even then it takes Obito many months before he too learns how to not only close his eye but to also fall asleep again. He hasn't truly relied on sleep for years. He doesn't need it now either. Instead it's the warm silence that your sleeping form provides for his heart and mind which he draws his energy from. His sleep schedule cannot be truly fixed. Know that this is all he needs though.

🔥​The separation anxiety is intense. Obito doesn't trust the world. He doesn't even trust Zetsu who has been his advisor for years when it comes to your safety. His priorities have vastly shifted ever since he encountered you. The world can rot for all he cares as long as he gets to be with you. Unfortunately Zetsu has waited too long only for this puppet to act out of the written stage play and as threats would only lead to Obito not only threatening to burn Zetsu but also all other key players, Zetsu manipulates the Uchiha by using his emotions for you against him. The world will always be full of threats after all. The only way to completely ensure your safety is by fulfilling the plan. It's only due to those poisoned whispers that Obito still listens. Everything is committed in a faster fashion though as he rushes to return to you. Being away from you makes him nauseous. At this rate he feels like he cannot fucking breathe properly if he cannot touch you and see you. Withdrawal-like symptoms fuel his rage and aggression which only enhances his brutality all whilst his body is itching for the moment he gets to guard your peaceful slumber again. He doesn't care about anything else. There is only you.

Uchiha Itachi

🍡The sins of a son. The sins of a brother. The sins of a friend. There are many sins that Itachi has committed and all of them within only one single night. The once proud Uchiha clan reduced to nothing but a fraction of what it once used to be. In only one night Itachi has stained his hands in more blood than most shinobi will do in their entire lives. Worst of all is that those people he murdered weren't just strangers. They were people he knew. Neighbours. That friendly lady who sold him his favourite dango. The nice old man who liked to talk about his glory days. The children who Sasuke used to play with. His clan. His family. All gone except his younger brother who is going to kill him eventually. That's how Itachi wants it to go. He wants to die. He deserves it. There hasn't been a single night where he hasn't laid awake, forced to relive the massacre and the faces of those he knew, cherished and loved all dying by his own blade. There hasn't been a single night where he hasn't relived that moment beyond any spoken horror where his younger brother walked in on Itachi murdering their parents. In just one moment he took everything from his beloved brother and it haunts him every single moment.

🍡The only way to repent for those sins is by dying through the hands of the very brother who once idolised him and looked up to him. It's what Itachi has made sure Sasuke believes. It is what he himself believes to be true too. It's his conviction he works towards. Until he meets you. Until you stumble into his life and suddenly Itachi dares to do something he has given up on all those years ago. He dreams about a future. A future where he gets to live and be with you before those tender dreams are shattered by the reality. How dare he dream about being happy after all he has done? How dare he wish to spend his life with you with the current life he lives? Itachi is a wanted criminal, there is no life he could provide you with. Instead he swears to only watch you and be content, spending his nights dwelling near your house and watching the light in your room turning off as you go to bed to get the rest he hasn't gotten in ages. He sincerely hopes that when you close your eyes, the guilt and regret doesn't crush you like it does to him. No, he hopes that you only experience blissful silence and that your mind doesn't keep you awake the entire night. He should have known though that he is no longer good.

🍡Suddenly his entire life is turned upside down when he abducts you. Now he has a house where he keeps you and a responsibility he shouldn't have taken. He has dragged you into his life and dying on you would only bring you numerous troubles as his enemies would come after you, forcing him into a lifelong commitment he shouldn't even have. As he has done so much damage to you already, he doesn't force you to fall asleep next to your tormentor though. Still, he is watching. Always. You may not notice how he sits behind closed shoji doors at night, heart twisting as he listens to you crying yourself to sleep before your breaths eventually even out. It's bittersweet, listening in during the only time where your sorrow partially subsides and you are at ease which puts his own body at ease. His own sleep schedule is nonexistent but at the very least you should be allowed to rest. It's the only time where he feels like his own thoughts hold still as well, allowing his mind for once to rest too. Even then his sleep is light, mind trained to never let his guard down even in sleep. The slightest sigh or whimper from your room has him awake within a split second.

🍡You cannot put him truly to sleep. Years of training to be a shinobi, his time as an anbu and the massacre he committed to his own clan have all been factors to why he can't sleep anymore like a normal person. You don't have to feel bad though. His mind only quietens when he is around you as his focus is partially shifted to focus on you instead of dwelling his entire day in self-pity and regret. It does affect him therefor when he is gone on long missions for the Akatsuki but Itachi internalises all longing and unease like he is already doing with his guilt and death wish. Then his mind is his biggest burden as the regret of his dead clan, the sadness of what he has forced his younger brother to become as well as the guilt of what he has done to you and his worries of potentially getting you into danger during his absence all hit him at once. Entire nights he spends observing the stars whilst not moving a muscle, arms curled uselessly by his sides. Recently you have allowed him to hold you during your sleep and it seems like he has gotten too comfortable with it too quick for he doesn't know what to do with his hands now anymore at night when he cannot hold you. He'll just have to quietly endure like always.

Uchiha Sasuke

💙​Sasuke has essentially spent his entire youth plotting for revenge. Always revenge. Revenge after his own brother had massacred his entire clan, leaving him as the sole survivor in the Uchiha compound when he was nothing more than a child. After that day Sasuke didn't sleep anymore as much as he spent every night forcing himself to relive that terrible day no matter how raw it left his heart, feeding his hatred and determination to grow stronger to eventually fulfill his goal. His nights he spent studying and training, sleep the last thing on his mind. During his time with Orochimaru Kabuto had to force him to lay down for a few hours as Sasuke was always training instead of resting. Revenge again after the truth was revealed to him, essentially shattering Sasuke's entire goal of life as all those years suddenly had become a total waste. However, instead of learning how to truly grieve Sasuke turns to hatred once more as it is the only thing he truly knows. Once again he skips sleep to plot new revenge to hurt those who wronged his clan and his brother until he eventually finds some sort of peace and leaves the village to travel through the land.

💙​Sasuke has forgotten how to sleep properly. The last time he got a full night of rest was the night before his clan was murdered. It's been years and ever since he has honed himself to survive on much less rest than the average person. That's why you slow his travels down significantly. You require more sleep than he does and so Sasuke has to stop every night so that you can restore your energy after an entire day of nonstop travelling. He stays up longer than you do and he wakes up much earlier than you do which creates the illusion that he never seems to sleep at all unlike you. By the time you wake up he has basically packed all things up already and is just waiting for you to eat breakfast and finish up before the two of you will walk again for hours on end. Perhaps that is one very effective strategy of his to work you tirelessly each day so that you can never properly entertain the thought of escape and if it is, it is showing promising results. You are out cold after every day of climbing hills, mountains and being forced to learn taijutsu and how to handle weapons by him. You actually don't enjoy the thought of being watched whilst sleeping but your body insists, leaving you little to no choice.

💙​Even when Sasuke is asleep, he remains extremely alert to his surroundings, especially since both of you spend many nights camping outside. Every wrong rustling of the leaves rouses him from the trace of slumber he may be in and you soon discover that this applies to you as well. As much as you would like to claim that Sasuke doesn't care, he notices almost too much. You have been woken up multiple times already by him because he noticed your breath sounding far more labored than it should as you had a nightmare you cannot even recall anymore. Another time time he wakes you up and tells you that you are sick, already trying to force medicine down your throat. You ridicule him for it out of spite until hours later your body is heavy and burning and your head is pounding. How was he even able to detect that incoming sickness of yours? What agitates you most is that Sasuke seems to quietly enjoy this all. You aren't exactly wrong. Above all though for the first time in years Sasuke actually gets to relax. Before he used to spend every night either tirelessly forcing his body to get stronger or to drive himself insane by replaying all painful memories to never forget the agony of it to feed his hatred.

💙​What Sasuke would never say out loud initially but what you still take notice of is how he grows over time subtly more clingy. His sleeping back creeps every night a few inches closer to yours until you eventually stir randomly awake in the middle of the night to find his body not even an arms length away from you. His hand is even closer, just shy of touching you. That hand too is creeping closer every night until inevitably you find his arm resting on your sleeping sack and of course the bastard notices that you are awake even if you stay perfectly still and quiet. That clinginess problem becomes truly noticable whenever the both of you spend the night in an inn because Sasuke needs to restock his supplies. You have never been granted the mercy of a separate room but eventually you are forced to even share a futon with him. That is when you find yourself stuck next to the very warm body of an Uchiha, his arm slung over your hips. This is the only time Sasuke finds it acceptable to stay longer in bed too though this automatically means you don't get to leave the bed before he does too. The only mildly good thing from it all is that you actually get to see his bedhair.

[yanderes-galore]

A romantic concept of Sasuke Uchiha if you can please????

I hope my research on his character made this accurate :') I didn't finish Shippuden as I have no had the time or patience right now so I'm sorry if this is rushed or vague with the plot. I just tried to focus on potential behavior.

Yandere! Sasuke Uchiha Concept

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Obsession, Manipulation, Possessive behavior, Violence, Murder mentioned, Trauma, Fear of loss, Kidnapping, Jealousy, Possible forced marriage, Stalking, Delusional behavior/Paranoia, Forced relationship.

I feel like Sasuke is someone who has a... complicated obsession with you.

He is someone who wants love and a place to belong... but feels guilty about it at times.

His entire clan got wiped out and he thinks his brother did it... so he dedicates his life to hunting his brother... only to realize he was lied to.

Which then makes him snap and decide to target the Hidden Leaf Village to start things over.

He's a complicated character... but ultimately would want to be loved even if he's reclusive.

Sasuke would no doubt be conflicted about his emotions when he meets you.

He admires you and part of him yearns for your attention.

Yet another part of him tells him to focus on his goal... He shouldn't be attached to anyone...

He could easily lose all he loves again, after all....

In my eyes I feel like Sasuke would be relatively quiet about how he feels due to his past and also the fear of getting you hurt.

Which, of course, backfires....

Since a young age he's always been reclusive.

He acts cold, unmoved... uninterested...

He's aware Sakura likes him and Naruto sees him as a rival... but he pretends not to care... even if he sees them as family.

Then there's you... the one who always seemed to brighten the room just by showing care or speaking to others.

He hates that his eyes always wander to you, that he has to hide a smile when you talk to him....

He hates that he likes seeing you grow stronger... part of him even hoping he'll grow strong enough to avenge his clan and come back for you....

He's capable of love... he just fights with himself to hide it.

He tells himself that his care for you will hold him back in his goals.

Yet despite this, he still finds himself needing to know what you're doing, where you are, and how he can keep you out of danger.

He does care for you, he does love you...

It's just a mess when it comes to him.

Let's focus more on behavior than plot since this obsession would span through the entire story.

Sasuke most likely met you through Team 7 or one of the other teams.

You're decently skilled, not as strong as him but a good ninja.

Your first impression of him is that he's cold and doesn't care.

Which is mostly true until you two start working together more.

Sasuke is a yandere who tends to be hard to detect for most of his obsession.

He's quiet, just seeming to glance your way occasionally, it doesn't seem like much.

Unfortunately it becomes much more than that.

You can see some care he has for you, especially in the early stages.

It's small things like watching your back, training with you, even just occasional brief compliments.

Again, it's all small stuff you could excuse as somewhat friendly when you look past the fact he still acts coldly to most people.

So even if you matter a lot to Sasuke... He will still be relatively quiet with his obsession.

One thing I will say he would do often with his obsession is stalking.

He isn't exactly sure how to properly show you that he cares and views you as family or a crush.

Since he's so focused on his personal mission, to placate himself he just watches you.

He may even make getting stronger a goal to protect you if he really does love you.

He doesn't understand why he can't stop thinking about you.

Sasuke would be mostly normal until Itachi makes his appearance again, which sets Sasuke off since he wants to avenge his clan.

Sasuke would originally try to keep you out of his business.

He doesn't want you hurt similarly to how he feels for Naruto and Sakura.

Although... while revenge eats away at his mind... his obsession for you does the same.

So even after Sasuke leaves the Hidden Leaf Village... You never really feel alone?

He wants you out of his business but he also can't keep his eyes off you?

He's torn between two different desires and it drives the man mad.

Since he sees you as a potential family, a comfort from all the trauma... He doesn't want anything to happen to you.

He practically remembers all your routines when not hunting Itachi or working for Orochimaru.

He's not really killing anyone at this point in his obsession.

He usually tries to be diplomatic with his fights.

Although... if he did catch wind of someone targeting you...

They're definitely out of the picture within a few days.

He mostly sticks to his "no kill" policy until you're in danger or once he realizes Itachi was good.

I feel like eventually Sasuke is going to snap though and decide the only way to keep you to himself and/or protected is to straight up kidnap you.

Sasuke (pulling from info during Boruto) can be jealous when he sees his partner/potential partner getting close with someone else.

He's protective yet also possessive of you due to losing his previous loved ones.

I feel like Sasuke would be at peak yandere behavior the second Itachi dies and the truth is revealed to him.

The Hidden Leaf Village is truly the reason he's alone... The system is flawed and if he doesn't do something... he could lose everything again...

He could lose you.

So imagine Sasuke luring you away from the village.

He does research into your plans to see how he can intercept you or get you alone.

Then when he sees an opportunity, Sasuke sabotages whatever mission you're on.

He's strong by this point, no doubt taking you and whoever you had with you off guard before snatching you.

You struggle, curse, scream... Sasuke ignores it for the most part.

The most he probably says is 'Shut up, you're being annoying/unreasonable'....

If he had to, he most likely would find some method to knock you out, be it with a ninja tool or something else.

You're much easier to transport when knocked out cold anyways....

By the time you wake, you're tied up in a place you don't recognize.

It's dark... no doubt some hideout Sasuke managed to find.

You know he's working with some shady people... but that's it.

When Sasuke comes into the room after sensing you're awake... He's much different than the boy you originally knew.

He's grown, just like you, but you see a dark unhinged look in his gaze.

You've... Never really seen him look this way.

You've seen determination... you've seen protective... you've seen some echoes of care in his gaze.

Not here... At least, not that you can tell.

This is a much different feeling, one that's powerful and overwhelming.

Yet you swear you see the faintest hint of... relief? Maybe love?

But it doesn't feel like care.

"... It's... actually nice to see you again."

His voice, despite his unhinged gaze, is surprisingly soft.

"I missed you... You may not believe me but I'm doing this for you. I... want to keep you safe. Even if it means the destruction of the Hidden Leaf... I'll make sure they never take you away from me again."

You don't understand what he's talking about, really.

To you, the Hidden Leaf doesn't deserve to be destroyed.

But you don't know what he knows... You don't know what he's gone through...

To him, this is just preventing another disaster.

He'll keep you hidden away from everyone, no soul will be able to take you away from him if he hides you from all prying eyes.

Honestly, due to what he's gone through, Sasuke genuinely just sounds like a yandere who would live with you somewhere remote.

He'd find somewhere away from any other village and stash you there, never letting you out of his sight.

He calls you family... confesses he's loved you all this time... such an action would be sweet...

If Sasuke didn't have you bound... practically straddling you as he stares down at you with those damn eyes.

Sasuke doesn't give you freedom.

He tells you he'll get you a large home for just the two of you so he can protect you.

He may have lost all of his clan... including his brother... but he can make something new with you.

I imagine Sasuke would probably continue his plan to destroy the Hidden Leaf Village... but would hold it off when he has you.

Hell, maybe he'll forget about it for now....

There's only one person he wants to protect nowadays... That's you.

Now he can, he can make you both happy if you just stay with him.

Sasuke probably would want a family with you if he could have one.

He may have lost his previous one... but he'll make things right.

Naruto and Sakura probably wonder why he's just... disappeared.

You may even bring it up, only for Sasuke to look disinterested.

"Why do you care about them? I'm right here in front of you... It's just us now. You don't need them... I don't either."

He doesn't seem to care much about Team 7 when you're in front of him.

No, instead he stays enamored with you, pulling you close and caressing your skin.

This is still a man who now kills and is most likely wanted dead...

Yet now he treats you like some twisted version of a husband, often returning from whatever mission he was doing to kiss you or hold you close.

Since this is after the death of Itachi, he's more willing to end another's life.

There's times he goes home to you with blood on his clothes.

You know better than to ask, looking away.

He's a changed man... One who no doubt murders those who get in his way.

So it's no surprise that he'd murder those who tried to get in the way of his life with you, right?

He shows no mercy either... After all, anything or anyone who threatens you must go...

Even if it scares you... He thinks he's doing what's right.

You want to go home... you really do....

But unfortunately Sasuke just says he's protecting you while "planning for the future".

The future... He may not seem like it but Sasuke probably wants to marry you as a yandere.

He wants to show others that you belong to him, that you're under his watch.

Honestly, it's not like anyone will want to mess with an Uchiha anyways.

It's practically a death sentence once he's in his manic state.

Even if we say he attacks the Hidden Leaf Village and loses the battle to become Hokage... will he really be all that better?

He'll make up with Naruto and Sakura... but the second you're called into question?

He disappears again, claiming he wants to be alone.

In reality he's going back to your so called "home" once he's recovered... Determined to kiss and hold you once again.

Marriage is inevitable... He's proud of his origins and wants you to have the Uchiha name.

He loves you... he really does... but the isolation breaks you down slowly.

The ceremony to seal you to him is quiet, literally just you and him.

No one sees your marriage but you and him... but it's just as binding.

Sasuke is possessive, overprotective, paranoid, and isolating...

He's delusional enough to say this is for your own good...

In reality he's just scared to lose you... He can't stand losing his family again...

Even if it means he has to force you to play house... At least you'll be safe and his... no one will touch you or him ever again.

[skyahri]

Children |Naruto Men X fem!Reader| HC

Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Kakashi Hatake, and Madara Uchiha.

Summary: How many kids they have and how they are with them.

Warnings: Fem reader. Mentions of pregnancy. Mentions of kids.

Masterlist Ko-fi

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Naruto Uzumaki

You already knew Naruto had been dreaming of a family for a long time, so when you got your first positive test, you knew it'd go over well.

He was ecstatic to say the least.

He'd coddle you all throughout the pregnancy and as you healed.

Fatherhood was a dream come true. Nothing could make him happier than his little girl.

Except for the second kid.

And the third.

And fourth.

And at that point, you only stopped reproducing because a fifth kid had quickly become your worst nightmare.

All of his offspring, three girls and a boy, had gotten his energy. You chased everyone around the house every single day, and it was exhausting.

Of course, he helped out when he wasn't busy being hokage, but still.

Four was enough... for you.

Sasuke Uchiha

He'd never really put much thought into how many kids he wanted.

Yeah, he wanted to restore his clan, but he kinda forgot that meant HE had to restore his clan.

Your first child, a daughter, was nearing two years old when you'd gotten pregnant once more.

This sparked a conversation about exactly how big of a family he wanted.

Your first child was an angel, really. Calm, quiet, smart, brave, and so much more. If like would be like this, he'd have a hundred.

But damn that second kid was a 180°. If it weren't for the dark hair and eyes, he would swear he was Naruto's son, not his. So much energy.

After that, he'd decided two was more than enough.

He's content with his tight-knit family. (More so content with the idea of less chaos).

Shikamaru Nara

Definition of one and done.

The pregnancy was planned, and he loves his son, but he was perfectly content with how things were.

He checked in with you every now and then to make sure you were content with only one kid, but you assured him every time that he was more than enough.

Besides, only one kid meant that you could give all of your time and energy to him and his needs without worry.

Kakashi Hatake

One and done as well.

Initially, he never wanted kids, but you were already pregnant despite careful measures, so there wasn't much to be done.

A few months later, a little silver haired girl is born.

The second he saw her it was love at first sight.

He loves his daughter. She's literally his whole entire world, and he spoils her absolutely rotten.

He's super protective. Not really a surprise, but it's definitely worth a mention.

Madara Uchiha

It was normal for people on his clan to have a lot of kids. It was the only way to guarantee a future generation due to the war.

When the time came for him and his wife to start thinking about children, he suddenly realized he didn't have to have a billion children.

The war was over and there was peace, so surely there was no need?

It was a mutual decision to have just one child, so that's what you planned on.

Until you suddenly had twins; two boys.

There goes that idea.

Maybe it was his bodies way of telling him he needed more. Uchiha breeding and what-not.

A while later, you had the urge for another baby, and after a long discussion, he agreed it's what he wanted as well.

But again, you had twins, and again, it was two boys.

He called it quits after that. Fuck whatever hyper fertility nonsense you had going on.

He cares deeply for his sons, but he doesn't want to live in a world where he could potentially have yet another pair of babies to look after.

[belit0]

if the Uchihas could choose, how many children would they have? 😼

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS YESSSSSSSSSSSSS (no but fr u have no idea how much i love this type of requests)

I will list the ages so everyone can compare the gap between each child😩🛐

uchihas as parents are my favorite topic of conversation❤️‍🩹

please, if you want more information about any of these guys' children, DON'T HESITATE TO ASK ME, I love to talk about it.

Indra (fertile as fuck and a sex addict)

8 motherfucking kids, yeah, EIGHT. Among them, we have:

a set of twins (two boys - 16 years old)

a set of triplets (three boys - 11 years old)

one girl (7 years old)

one girl (4 years old)

one boy (1 year old)

Madara (most adorable father in the whole entire world)

3 babies, perfect amount (love to imagine him as a single father, don't know why)

a set of triplets (three girls, full chaos)

Izuna (NOPEEEEEEEEE)

plain and simple: hates kids, would never be a father. Loves his nieces tho, and he's the best uncle ever, but with that, he has enough.

lives the parental experience through Madara's girls, and loves every single second of it, but likes to keep it that way, as something external and without having to be permanently responsible for anyone (yolo 🤠)

Obito (cutest father alive)

2 kids, and that's enough (wouldn't be able to keep up with more babies)

one girl (big sister - 8 years old)

one boy (younger brother - 5 years old)

Shisui (is he the parent or the child? no one knows)

only 1 son, as he considers it the perfect amount for dividing his attention between the kid and (Y/N). He's a busy man.

one boy (only child)

Itachi (the best of all, totally reliable)

3 kids, cause after having his firstborn, he wanted another one to keep the child company, and the third one came as a surprise.

one daughter (oldest - 6 years old)

one boy (middle kid - 4 years old)

one girl (youngest - 2 years old)

[itsao-mine]

Not sasuke related but Therdeo Lapileon for me was giving me uchiha with sharingan vibes 💀. And I’m simping over him now, and i usually dislike male character with red eyes but he’s exceptional 😭. Seem like i have a type

[lxdymoon0357]

Hey I hope you are doing well. Can I ask you a story on yandere therdéo lapiléon x f reader of the manhwa my in-laws are obbsessed

(Warnings: manipulation, murder, trauma-manipulation, isolation, fake accusations, victim blaming, yandere content in general.)

© Writing belongs to me, Lxdymoon0357. Do not plagiarize, but reblogging, liking and commenting is deeply appreciated.

Yandere!Therdeo Lapileon X Reader HCs

♱ I imagine Therdeo met you in the way Pereshati, he somehow learnt you were immune to his blood and you got an arranged marriage, though he gave courting period to make it seem more natural to those around him. I suppose Or you met him at a ball, he got interested and you two got close, somehow.

♱ Either way, he ends up courting you, dating you and eventually marrying you It's not long before the obsession becomes hard and stronger and stronger..It's not a surprise if he minimized your freedom of going out of the Lapileon manor...Why wouldn't he? His blood is sacred and dangerous and he's a noble...A lot of people would be a danger to you!

♱ Therdeo is very protective, but he's also smart. his plans have plans in them so you'll be thinking you're doing good for yourself till he pulls his final move and you realize that up until now you were doing his bidding and it's how you find out how ruel your husband could actually be.

♱ Therdeo has very selective people interact with you, it's almost deranged with how little interaction could be..on most days he himself doesn't visit you or see you till you're knocked out from crying and dehydration.. It's like a repeated cycle of waking up, spending days alone in a small room and falling asleep with nightmares with nowhere to find comfort either..

♱ Celphius might be allowed, but not really...On VERY RARE days is Celphius allowed, but only for short periods of time...So you try to make most of them, because on most days the really only company you have is yourself, some plushies or maybe Therdeo who can't really express himself so interacting with him isn't very productive either..

♱ Of-course immunity building one can say..he has top doctors and every meal has very little blood in them to make sure you're able to go immune to his blood, if you're not..he's not willing to risk it though on days when he and his family does start to bleed..It's hard, you're constantly dizzy and weak..

♱ He gives gifts here and there, not too commonly..but yes, he does give gifts. His love language is spending time, so while he does his paperworks, you're sitting there beside him..some of the only time you're getting some interaction in a few family members here and there.

♱ Therdeo has very strict security outside your door, so escaping or anything is hard..but maybe bribery works, but assuming his guards are loyal to the family, it's going to be hard to bribe them with anything..what will you bribe them with is another question. Loyalty is very pristine and very much maintained in the security personnel and most guards are trained to be loyal to the family they'll eventually serve.

♱ Escaping is hard, but if you somehow do manage it...He won't punish you physically, since as we know he's pretty calm-headed and rational, but maybe starvation or feeding you Lapileon blood so you're so sick, you have to eventually depend on him for even walking or something.

♱ Lapileon blood usage is very dangerous, but it's one of the only times Therdeo is actually willing to use it for wrong uses like Gloria said is against it..He hides it very well, no one suspects it..And of-course, if anything he'll put the blame of Gin..He made sure to keep Gin in such a place so he's right beside you, so his excuses and accusations are most plausible.

♱ He also uses Gin as a way to get rid of any pests he finds..he can't find it in himself to break the rules, so he'll use the one guy who did break them. It's all Gin's fucking fault at being so shitty anyway. Any man or women..Guards, maids, commoners, nobles, etc..all of them will die and it will easy be covered using bribery.

♱ Therdeo is also one to actually use your trauma or anything that triggers you against you..He is smart and he does find out everything about you using sources provided to him as a noble. Eating disorders, past abuse; emotional, mental or physical, even any sorts of assault..he can use it against you, try to force you into victim blaming sorts only to manipulate into him being a savior for you..He may not seem like it, but he's plenty smart.

[shoichee]

hello! may i ask some tips about the instragram acccunts the GoM + kagami could have? like of sort of post, amount of followers, stuff like that THANK U and have a great day !!

THIS IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS SINCE I BREATHE OFF OF INSTAGRAM LFMAO

[Headcanons]

Kuroko Tetsuya

HELP WHAT IF HE HAS NO PRESENCE ON SOCIAL MEDIA TOO—

professional lurker

never comments on anything unless it’s to congratulate under a friend’s post or something like that

probably started using it because Ogiwara moved from letters and texts to just... instagram (technology advancements, jazz hands)

his account is on private, and he only lets people he knows follow him

all of his posts are pictures to commemorate something or just really wholesome group pictures

DEFINITELY has that picture of the GoMs at his birthday OVA

DEFINITELY also posted the big birthday picture taken at the end of the party

and also had typed very sappy BIG paragraph captions for both of these posts, talking about the journey and him being grateful… y’know, him being him

HIS ENTIRE COMMENT SECTIONS ARE JUST EVERYONE SOBBING AND KEYBOARD SPAMMING??? ONLY LIKE MIDORIMA AND AKASHI POST COHERENT RESPONSES UNDERNEATH

@kiseryouta: kuROKOCCHIIIII!!NEJWIEISK

@momoiowo: TETSUU (ʃƪ˘･ᴗ･˘) YOURE SO SWEET REEEE

@a_daikiii: i stg quit being so corny no one died yet🙄 and @momoiowo relax smh

@shin_chan77: I suppose I can express some form of gratitude for being in my life despite you being a blood type A. (insert a giant paragraph after this)

@4k4shi: This was very touching to read, Kuroko. I’m very glad that our… (insert him going down memory lane)

Murasakibara has no comment LMAO

his entire Seirin team are his hype men under his posts

his profile picture is literally the gray default blank head because he didn’t even set up a profile picture for himself

he has like 20 followers max or something?

8 posts? like, he only posts on special occasions or big events

his occasional stories are always comprised of Nigou and blurry Kagami pictures/videos running away from Nigou UH OH (courtesy of @dust-of-fandoms)

@tetsuya11 for his user handle

@dust-of-fandoms JUST MADE AN INSTAGRAM FOR HIM HERE!!

Kise Ryota

uses his instagram account as a portfolio for his modeling career

majority of his posts are actually pictures he managed to snag from his frequent model shoots

it looks SO professional… but then you look at his IGTVs and his reel videos

his reels are either short clips of mini vlog series he does whenever he visits the GoMs or when he’s recording his Kaijō teammates doing tricks and dunks

his IGTVs are either skincare tutorials, fashion advice… or just… unexplainable, out-of-context shitposts of Kise running away from what fans assumed “a green-haired man” or some “captain”

follower account?? 124k

who wouldn’t resist a hot model?

DEFINITELY HAS A TIKTOK I CAN FEEL IT

@kiseryouta with an official verification next to it

people either love him or hate him

posts a casual selfie from time to time, and people praise him for “being real” LMAODOA AND HE’S JUST STARING AT HIS PHONE LIKE “??? IMIG BUT I JUST FELT CUTE TODAY”

his captions feel fake LMAO like: “Wow! today’s so pretty today!” as he puts a selfie post OR “What’s your favorite game?✨” under a professionally-shot model picture that does not correlate with the caption???

has posted shitposts on his stories and his fans are utterly confused… only the GoMs get it LMAO

Midorima Shintarou

ONLY reason why he has social media is because Takao convinced him that he could let everyone know the daily lucky items for each signs for every post he makes

so for the first 2 months of having instagram he just casually posts a “daily horoscope” report(?) for the day

his content attracted in all the astrology fans and people who are devoted to tarots

and he’s CONFUSED.

… Takao may or may not have played a hand in messing with the algorithms to expose his account to bigger audiences

once Midorima finds out he’s MAD LMAO *insert Takao pain noises*

either goes down two paths: just casually continuing to post the daily Oha Asa predictions without interacting with anyone OR deleting his account and making a new PRIVATE one just for communication/lurking purposes

so he can honestly have 10k followers if he chooses to be a horoscope account or like 3 followers on his private, take it or leave it

maybe he has two accounts if he feels that having instagram has its merits

definitely has a shit ton of random stuff/posts in his saved collections

boomer energy, like… what’s a “reels” feature?? people talk to their phone camera and record that?? he’s squinting really hard and scratching his head

either has 356 horoscope posts on his “main” or like 19 posts on his private

has a rubber duck as a profile picture for BOTH ACCOUNTS HELP HIM

@oha_asa_ for his horoscope account or @shin_chan77 as his personal because he doesn’t know how to change his username (thanks, Takao LMAO)

Aomine Daiki

he doesn’t give a shit about instagram LOL

it’s MOMOI who handles his account because he doesn’t wanna bother with it LMAOO

she would tease him and try to “encourage” him to stop lazing around by taking pictures of him whenever he’s snoozing and posting it

but he’s so damn good-looking that his sleeping pictures got some traction with new fans

Aomine is still sleeping

his account also has pictures of him eating at Maji burger or at a café, and of course Momoi is the one snapping these photos of him

he started caring about it a little more once Momoi told him that he can post videos of himself doing trickshots and one-on-ones to potentially find worthy rivals over the internet and meet up

so now his account (videos, reels, IGTVs) are all riddled with basketball/small parkour footage shot by yours truly, Momoi

so his fanbase is split between thirsty people and people who genuinely admire him for his skills… but I mean there’s also people in both categories, anywho

he’d totally follow his favorite Japanese idols on IG if they had one

also would follow any NBA-related accounts/players he admires

has like 2.7k followers (but growing really fast) with like 176 posts of videos and random pictures of him

his profile picture is literally a picture of him sleeping by Momoi

@a_daikiii

Momoi Satsuki

LOTS OF REALLY cute, playful selfies, and a lot of them are used with cute filters from the Snow app

sometimes would post herself doing a really cute Tiktok dance while in her school uniform

she doesn’t post too much; she’s actually more into posting IG stories and making highlights out of them and then making highlight covers have a coordinating theme together

very aesthetic theme on her feed overall hehe

definitely uses her account to comment on other GoMs posts, often commenting something snarky on Aomine’s and Kise’s

actually has 1-2 IGTVs on the Vorpal Sword’s big game against the Jabberwocks

doesn’t have much of full-body shots/outfit pictures other than mirror selfies because Aomine refuses to take good pictures of her

only when she sees Kise or Kuroko is when she can ask either to be a photographer

she’s definitely gotten a few small collab offers from small businesses, but she usually ignores them because it’s not exactly her thing

her profile picture is just a selfie with a sketch-line cat ear filter

uses a bunch of emoticons on her bio, captions, comments, everything

⌒(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)⌒ or ☆⌒(＞。≪) or .₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇.ෆ˟̑*̑˚̑*̑˟̑ෆ.₊̣̇. you get the picture

967 followers… that looks way too specific, but it’s somewhere around there; a lot of them came from Aomine’s account after they saw who’s been taking his pictures, and they wanna learn more about her??

around 40 posts?

@momoiowo

Murasakibara Atsushi

Himuro showed him how to use the app, but Murasakibara doesn’t find ANY USE FOR THIS LMAOO

he’d probably only get on it to look at food on the explore page and drool about the cuisines

keeps tabs on local places/restaurants/shops on instagram; those are probably the only accounts he’d follow tbh

it’s probably like ONE post and it’s an old picture of a dango on a plate he ate like 2 years ago

I have this image in my head that he has a really cute bento art as his profile picture?? can you imagine a Rilakkuma-shaped rice as his PROFILE PICTURE?

his bio is definitely: “hungry”

and that’s it

27 followers, and it’s literally just his Yōsen teammates, the GoMs and probably some other classmates of his

his captions are literally empty or 1-2 words

@oomaib0

Akashi Seijuro

only uses instagram because it’ll be beneficial for his company and to expand social networks, plus getting those sweet business deals and engagement

he doesn’t mind seeing really wholesome videos on the explore page though

when he wants to relax, a cat video melts his stress away

laughs to himself while he reads all the shenanigans underneath the GoMs’ posts

DEFINITELY loses a few brain cells seeing trolls and idiots on the internet… especially on controversial or political ones LMAO

he at first had to REFRAIN himself and take deep breaths before he just scrolls on, but he eventually got used to them and can now easily ignore them as easy as he breathes air

he actually enjoys shitposts and meme videos?? like he may not completely understand the meme trends sometimes, but he’ll still find it amusing enough for a chuckle

he ends up being the one who uses instagram the most? like Kise posts a shit ton, yeah, but Kise doesn’t really sit down and just scroll endlessly; Kise releases out content, while Akashi consumes the content

he reasons with himself that it’s to study his current demographics for the company, and while that may be true, Akashi just enjoys social media, plain and simple LOL

he does get to study the behaviors of all the generations using the platform, young folks and old folks alike, and it does get him excited in using his analytical skills to try to figure out people BEHIND a screen rather than those in front of him

it makes a really good challenge for him when he wants a good mental exercise

he has a post or two about his horses, his manor, and a video or two on him playing his violin?? but most are business-related, them being advertisements or business contracts/offers… things like that

his highlights are all about Q&As regarding the company, his background, his skillsets, etc. like an actual resumé

actually links current world issue cards/petitions on top of his company website; he’s quite an advocate

he actually doesn’t post about basketball because that’s something very close to his heart since it reminds him of his late mother… having that mixed in with his company-related posts feels wrong to him

27k followers, most of them are business-related accounts AND some are some followers his father bought for him without Akashi’s input to inflate engagement, etc.

@4k4shi… oh he thinks he’s SO CLEVER FOR MAKING THIS USERNAME LOL with the 4 being his jersey number and the 4s looking like As… AKASHI PLEASE—

his profile pic is like a professionally taken picture, nothing less for our king

his grammar and syntax are impeccable on social media; after all, he’s still being judged for how he carries himself even on the media

Kagami Taiga

mukbang guy… DEFINITELY

hot guy eating nine plates of steaks

IGTVs are filled with mukbang videos because Kuroko said he could make a living off of his appetite

HE COULD MAKE MONEY OFF OF JUST EATING? SIGN HIM UP.

on his posts, he posts dishes he makes for the day/is proud of and talks about the dish and ingredients briefly in the caption

that, or he has pictures of his new basketball shoes LMAO

or all of his basketball merch

HE’S DEFINITELY POSTED PICTURES OF LANDMARKS AND OTHER ICONIC PLACES HE’S TRAVELED TO (*cough* in America)

has a generic Jordan brand logo against a dark background as a profile picture

doesn’t have his face anywhere unless it’s in a mukbang video

279 followers or something

why do I have a feeling that he’ll accidentally blow up when Alex takes his phone to do a quick selfie on it?—

@taiga10