dubious spiritual advices

•a weird kid with few fucks to give and shiny tarot cards •I don't do readings •feel free to talk to me! (keep in mind that probably the only problem psychichs have is this blog)

[prokopetz]

*consults the cards to find what the coming year holds*

*draws the Seven of Swords, the Jack of Diamonds, Miss a Turn, a bus pass, and an inverted foil Pikachu*

[kernaka]

[greelin]

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

[itsapsychicproblem]

me: vibe check!

me: *screams and throws an amethyst*

[red-r0ver]

@alwayshere195 depends on how hard you throw it:)

[alwayshere195]

THROWING?!?!

THROWING DOESNT CHANGE THE

HARDNESS

OF A ROCK!!

The hardness stays the same! You just added acceleration!!

[itsapsychicproblem]

things are heating up in the throwing rocks fandom

[itsapsychicproblem]

me: vibe check!

me: *screams and throws an amethyst*

[tarot-card-igans]

Meme tarot spread for Evaluating a Plan

[lunefrog]

Witch tip

Eat a tarot card to gain it’s powers

[tarot-card-igans]

Meme spread for a Reality Check

[deadlydop]

Me thinking I finally understand what my tarot deck is telling me

[itsapsychicproblem]

just curious

what do you think of me ? or what assumptions can you make about me, my life , my appearance...

(if you want you can reply or leave an anonymous ask)

[fassstalk]

starry night

[itsapsychicproblem]

BRUH DOMINIC DEEGAN UPDATED

wHAT

[itsapsychicproblem]

when you die a little inside every time a series tries and fails to use tarot card symbols

death card: doesn’t actually mean death per se, is rather about endings, beginnings, transformation, change

every tv show ever, pulling it out of the deck:

[itsapsychicproblem]

I had this period in my life where I had predictive dreams but I only ever predicted YouTube drama. That's it. It was so useless.

you’re so valid,,

[nenimkee-wanwee-deactivated2021]

[crow--teeth]

winks with my third eye

[occultophiliac]