Smells like burnt popcorn and broken dreams.

Rose // They/Them // I can finally type the letter A

[laguz]

women’s flat chests

[laguz]

your true colors are showing for reblogging men’s tits but not this post smh

[hookhausen]

the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed

[an-american-whore]

lol. lmao even.

[weedass]

choose your path wisely

[dinokingdom]

going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious

[sacred-portal]

[seventeendeer]

when you’re pet pet petting your sweet little baby cat on her sweet little pumpkin head but then she starts to get overstimulated and her little tail is swooshing back and forth and you can Tell all her ancient beast instincts are kicking in telling her to maul the shit out of your hand, and she looks SO forlorn because she actually wanted more cuddles but also there’s only so much a little animal can do to contain her impulses and she looks at you w the biggest wettest saddest eyes like

[cannibalchicken]

[dykg]

press Ⓧ to PENIS BLAST

[dykg]

something beautiful is happening

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

What if you loved me so much it literally undoomed me haha jk unless

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

What if I had so much faith in you it literally reshaped the narrative into a happy ending HAHA JK UNLESS

[toastbutteregg]

[kangals]

glamour shot

[thanager]

We have to start Sexualizing autism

[loth-catgirl]

an autistic woman will have the fattest juiciest cock you ever laid eyes on

[yungcyclepath-archived]

[googoogagahearteyes]

If given the opportunity, would you agree to be in a fake relationship?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 30, 2023

Just a statistic I’m interested in finding out :)

Like for me it would depend on who it was etc etc but overall still a yes bc it would be funny yknow

[pasta-is-magnificent]

[kingscrown666]

[anarchist-rat-swarm]

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

[what-if-doctor-who-was-yuri-yaoi]

[konoko]

[vodka-is-gay-and-so-am-i]

[ilovethisart-deactivated2024020]

art by Nho Eskape ( nhoeskape )

source:

https://twitter.com/nhoeskape/status/1653894236675383296

[cottagecore-raccoon]

Being older is weird - so let’s play a game about it!

Would you rather:

Write a cover letter

Make an 8 hour drive

Call your bank

Go to the gynecologist/urologist

Put together an ikea cabinet

Deep clean the house for company

Provide technical support over the phone to elderly parents

Serve on a jury

Discuss final arrangements with an elder

Attend a shot gun wedding of an acquaintance

Voting ended onJun 2, 2023

[jessicadmj]

this is so fucking funny

[johnturturro]