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i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

hey what the fuck

Action Park baby.

It had teeth

I hate how true this is

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"Elk Centaur" by Francois Lelong

Stevens Point Sculpture Park, Wisconsin, USA

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Would tbh

neurotypical-karen

I found this thing while drunk in the woods, and I was with friends so it wasn’t particularly scary, but it definitely felt more alive than you would expect

raiasintended

hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

raiasintended

I just don’t think tags get any better than this

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B.D. [Bull Dagger] Woman's Blues by Lucille Bogan, 1935

Comin' a time, B. D. Women ain't gonna need no men

Comin' a time, B. D. Women ain't gonna do need no men

Oh they way treat us is a lowdown and dirty sin

B. D. Women, you sure can't understand

They got a head like a sweet angel and they walk just like a natural man

B. D. Women, they all done learnt their plan

They can lay their jive just like a natural man

B. D. Women, B. D. Women, you know they sure is rough

They all drink up plenty whiskey and they sure will strut their stuff

B. D. Women, you know they work and make their dough

And when they get ready to spend it, they know they have to go

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bogleech

Doing this benefits these species tremendously. They can become so rare over such a vast area as people destroy the only plants they can eat, every single one that survives makes a positive difference!

ospreyonthemoon

Also, because of how many eggs they lay and how high the caterpillar mortality rate is, if you can get even half of a clutch of eggs up to adulthood that is a HUGE boost in breeding population!! Raising caterpillars takes very little space, it just takes time and a little research!

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foone

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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cantdewwrite

The dress he’s referring to. 😍

daughter-of-sapph0

how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?

kelptea73

New idea for the Irish flag

daughter-of-sapph0

Irish tricolour with #69b00b and #fa6607

the 69 boob faggot Irish flag 🫡

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socialistexan

Techbros are business majors with a hardon for Elon Musk and fascist futurism.

aberrant-angel

i love estrogen gel because the existence of "the slime that turns you into a girl" sounds like a fetish you'd find on deviantart but it's a real thing

aorish-deactivated20251222

Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.