i slowed down lil nas x's music video to see what was thrown at him during his trial and it turns out it was a butt plug
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i slowed down lil nas x's music video to see what was thrown at him during his trial and it turns out it was a butt plug
love drinking water while taking a piss every chance i get to remind myself of my status as, ultimately, just a loud little tube with opinions
single btw
please stop setting yourself on fire
Grow up
Real good to be drunk, and sunburnt. I’m making risotto, I accidentally went on a date with a super platonic friend, I didn’t enjoy Bridgerton but I pretend I did because I don’t want to seem ~~edgy~~
good morning kings let’s push this boulder
bad news about the boulder everyone
Good morning kings let’s push this boulder
God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe
There’s something wrong with me
QUEER FAT POOR 2017
28 / 52 yksi teos viikossa yhden vuoden ajan 28 / 52 one work per week for one year
My energy is so overwhelmingly gay that the universe has manifested me a free Subaru.
no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing… gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin
He wasn’t going to let himself be embarrassed in front of all these fucking ELVES
Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally
my third eye has opened and its a googly eye
Living alone is great until you have to assemble ikea drawers and you realise that that was always Ollie’s job.
i know this scene is supposed to demonstrate how vapid everyone but bella is but this is quite literally exactly how i talk in real life every day