Sleep Debt.

peta, she/her, 29, angry, fat, and tired

[halcyon-s]

i slowed down lil nas x's music video to see what was thrown at him during his trial and it turns out it was a butt plug

[orteil42]

love drinking water while taking a piss every chance i get to remind myself of my status as, ultimately, just a loud little tube with opinions

[orteil42]

single btw

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

please stop setting yourself on fire

Grow up

[introvertedmebook]

[itsbobsledtime]

Real good to be drunk, and sunburnt. I’m making risotto, I accidentally went on a date with a super platonic friend, I didn’t enjoy Bridgerton but I pretend I did because I don’t want to seem ~~edgy~~

[la-laborista-republiko]

[sisyphusshrugged]

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[lolt64]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[aaays-and-bees]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[slavery]

God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

Why?

[slavery]

There’s something wrong with me

[estoysola]

QUEER FAT POOR 2017

28 / 52 yksi teos viikossa yhden vuoden ajan 28 / 52 one work per week for one year

[itsbobsledtime]

My energy is so overwhelmingly gay that the universe has manifested me a free Subaru.

[filthyprotozoan]

no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing… gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

[moonward-bound]

He wasn’t going to let himself be embarrassed in front of all these fucking ELVES

[milf-adjacent]

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

[itsnotmydreamdaditsyours]

my third eye has opened and its a googly eye

[minecraftendermanlover69]

[itsbobsledtime]

Living alone is great until you have to assemble ikea drawers and you realise that that was always Ollie’s job.

[lesbianmikewheeler]

i know this scene is supposed to demonstrate how vapid everyone but bella is but this is quite literally exactly how i talk in real life every day

[kingofthehillcaps]