Dork Academia

I shitpost. Inconsistently. 26F. Paris.

[l0sersitsbyherself]

the other bennet sister was the romance series I desperately needed because there is nothing better than watching two loser nerds (said with all the affection I absolutely love them both) falling in love. I may have to write a video essay on this.

[whimsynerd7]

the other Bennet sister fills me with so much hope. for the girls who were never chosen. for the girls who have never fit in. for the girls who’s sisters naturally seem to flourish socially but couldn’t understand why it wasn’t the same for them. for the girls who are overlooked. for the girls who dream of a gentle and stable love. for the girls who tell everyone they’re okay with being alone. this one was for us, love is possible.

[prokopetz]

It's fine to disagree with the IAU about the definition of "planet"; however, if your definition includes Pluto but not Ceres, Orcus, Haumea, Quaoar, Makemake, Gonggong, Eris or Sedna, you don't actually care what a planet is – you just want the exact list of nine planets you learned in primary school back. Your cute little Pluto-including orbital distance mnemonic ought to be at least seventeen words long, and good fucking luck with the Q!

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[swoony-spoonie]

When the brain fog kicks in..

[lastoneout]

was half convinced this was on purpose

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[shittysawtraps]

episode of phineas and ferb where they unwittingly become john kramer’s apprentices

[shittysawtraps]

“you’re using these devices to torture people? that’s not what summer is all about! people appreciate their lives through fun, not through near-death experiences!”

“yes, but you can’t reform the health insurance industry through fun.”

“…say what you want about him, ferb, but the man has his principles.”

[shittysawtraps]

“honestly, perry the platypus, I can’t stand that jigsaw character. always yammering on about ‘moral imperatives’ and ‘changing lives.’ it’s all hooey. to say nothing of the clean up. you wanna know how many hours a day he spends cleaning the traps? seven. i asked him. three of which are spent just on the puppet. i told him to just cover it with a sheet, but he got all mad and told me it would ruin the effect. some people, i swear.”

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[midnightglances]

I think a little bookstore dilly dallying would fix this

[scramratz]

kinda crazy Madagascar 2 had a bespoke song for chubby chasers and even crazier that it's good

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[moethh]

die die die

[lycosofscribes]

It's a pain in the ass, but it's my pain in the ass!

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

typecasting sucks unless it's Charlize Theron playing an emotionally unstable woman in an action thriller in which case it fucking rules