i'm gonna take a candy,

not my sweets, not my treats, Gaius |he/him| fictive

[unclefather]

[gasdgsdgsdg]

[astrologreek]

unidentifiable horrible baker: aries, gemini, cancer, capricorn, aquarius, pisces

pamela hughes-williams: taurus, leo, virgo, libra, scorpio, sagittarius

[itscandyfucker-blog]

surprisebitch:

“i’m a rough dom top”

me:

[schnedwob]

[banderboucher]

[oteresk-deactivated20150830]

when you and your friend sin together:

[itscandyfucker-blog]

Which sign is your sign going to murder?

Aries: Libra

Taurus: Sagittarius

Gemini: Taurus

Cancer: Gemini

Leo: Capricorn

Virgo: Scorpio

Libra: Pisces

Scorpio: Cancer

Sagittarius: Virgo

Capricorn: Aquarius

Aquarius: Aries

Pisces: Leo

[fairyartery-deactivated20160127]

i am shaking with furry

[iwashacked1234thankstumbler-dea]

i dont get the hype bout that one anime with that big ass dude with big lips n that small 3 yr old lookin girl like if they ever have sex she will LITERALLY die

[vaginatrainer-deactivated202007]

[itscandyfucker-blog]

cute nicknames for the signs

aries: ass wrecker

taurus: leeroy jenkins

gemini: absolute cactus

cancer: sinnamon roll

leo: terminator

virgo: memelord

libra: the hot one

scorpio: problematic fave

sagittarius: homosuck

capricorn: gay baby jail

aquarius: rare pepe

pisces: one squid

[catgirlpresident]

idea for 2015

less steampunk more me getting succ

[westfailia-deactivated20240822]

steamsucc

[catgirlpresident]

just fuck of……….

[bjorkmp3]

[puppy95]

[itscandyfucker-blog]

Somewhere in Heaven

God: Child don't do it

Sinner: *sins*

God: Omg

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

he killed her

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Person filming: “So I’m sitting there…barbecue sauce on my titties.”

Person in pink: [cracks up; rolls on the floor cackling] 

[itscandyfucker-blog]

a neurotypical: it's not that hard to eat a balanced diet, you just need to put in a little effort

me, eating pasta for the fifth time today: cooking cuts into my suffering time