wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me
Wish I was the hulk
sheepfilms
will byers stan first human second
Monterey Bay Aquarium
One Nice Bug Per Day

shark vs the universe
d e v o n
occasionally subtle

roma★
we're not kids anymore.
hello vonnie
almost home
todays bird
Peter Solarz

@theartofmadeline

Origami Around
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wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me
Wish I was the hulk
this is the most important thing i’ve ever done.
Honestly I live for making girls laugh,,, if I can make at least one girl laugh then I’m doing my job as a lesbian correctly tbh
You know what?? Protecting women and making them laugh is what lesbianism is about
what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer
Birdbox Bandersnatch is that one actor from sherlock
so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.
in court
judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same
Aneta Pajak, Laura Julie, Nichole Martinez and Sophia Ahrens by Sebastian Kim for Vogue Germany May 2015
“Hozier liked”