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wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

pukicho

Wish I was the hulk

unclefather

anoriginalderivative

this is the most important thing i’ve ever done.

toadsrbutch

Honestly I live for making girls laugh,,, if I can make at least one girl laugh then I’m doing my job as a lesbian correctly tbh

toadsrbutch

You know what?? Protecting women and making them laugh is what lesbianism is about

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what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

gdi-fridays

Birdbox Bandersnatch is that one actor from sherlock

doujinshi

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.