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hollanov headcanon #2

they like watching animals and giving them names. they'll be at the duck pond and ilya will say "Uh oh. Jerry has gotten into an accident." and shane will say "No, look, George is coming over to help." and ilya says "Well, at least he's doing better than Sandra over there." and shane says "You know that's a male duck, right, Ilya?" and ilya says "You do not think male duck can be named Sandra? Did not know you were so close-minded." and then they start wrestling in the middle of the park until people start looking and shane goes "Get up, Ilya." and ilya goes "Oh boo-hoo, they will see hot young couple in love. So sad for them." and then they kiss in front of everyone

#heated rivalry #heated rivalry headcanon #hollanov #hollanov headcanon #GARASRSGRGRHH #they are infecting me #im going to die tomorrow #and its going to be their fault

hollanov headcanon

ilya loves doing the crossword every day but just asking shane for all the answers and saying he completed it. He gets like maybe one clue and goes "shane! shane! i know this one!" and when he's wrong shane goes "hmm... are you sure it isn't ____?" and ilya goes "Ah yes. my shanya you are so smart. much smarter than me" and shane goes "i think you're very smart" and then ilya goes insane and they have sex about it. and he brags to other people about having a crossword streak and when occaisonally they are like oh can you help me with this one and (since shane is always somewhere nearby) it goes something like "hmm... SHANE????? SHANE!!!!!! WHAT IS 6 LETTER WORD-" "WHAT?" "WHAT IS 6 LETTER WORD WITH SECOND LETTER L THAT IS TYPE OF WEATHER?" "WHAT?" "WHAT IS 6 LETTER WORD WITH SECOND LETTER L THAT IS TYPE OF WEATHER?" "...CLOUDY?" "Yes. My answer is Cloudy." and the other person just has to accept it as a shane and ilya thing

#heated rivalry #heated rivalry headcanon #hollanov #hollanov headcanon #shane and ilya #i am bashing their heads together like dolls #my meows

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shane (a little tipsy) being cornered by a few fans at a bar one night and they ask him what’s the best thing about coming out, expecting him to say something motivating like self-expression and liberation and shane just goes

“i don’t know, probably that i can have ilya’s photos on my phone now :).”

and the whole of non bigot hockey twt just fucking crash out and montreal metros and crowell gets burned at the stake