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jordan / father to the littlest fish, husband to the queen of nachos, lover of dogs, a messy bitch who lives for drama. // gh; aroomforghosts fake not real

[itsjustphishy-blog]

I think I’m back on track with follows 💀 apologies! The holidays have been majorly busy x

[halfsad-deactivated20180421]

life is so short. love love love all you can

[itsjustphishy-blog]

i’ve wrapped so many presents today that i’m covered in glitter from the wrapping paper and nothing has gotten rid of it

[lmpossibleprincess]

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

[captainsamerica]

Lego Star Wars Nerds ™

[itsjustphishy-blog]

My wife is kicking me out of our bed cos I told her the only time she lies is when she says she loves me more :///

[itsjustphishy-blog]

i went to go upstairs to lay down and the bed is being completely taken over by 2 dogs and leigh, and i’m just like “well this is what i get for not going to bed early”

[lowkey-living]

[sa2ha]

[teamdavid-deactivated20180102]

[kickingcones]

When you’re extra in all the wrong ways.

[kill-theconversation]

In times of crisis pornhub is the real MVP

[kumagawa]

[mamilobo]

the new star wars looks so good

[tbhliv-deactivated20181214]

i express all of my emotions by saying “fuck” in varying tones

[fluffycowstan-blog]

hello, i’m leigh-anne or just leigh and i’ve been labelled as a “nice diva” which is the most accurate way to describe myself. my pug harvey is the true love of my life but my love also dabbles in fashion, beyonce’s instagram and my husbands eyebrows. i’m on gh @ takehisassto.redlobster if you want to hear me go on about fluffy cows💕

[itsjustphishy-blog]

if i fall into another pond it’ll be cos you shoved me into it

[itsjustphishy-blog]

@fluffycowstan why do you assume i’m doing aNYTHING