Golden Goddess

Dark Desire

[lovelysuggestions]

i want someone to feel protective over me

[thecartierrug]

[carrotssss]

[sjeufhwuw82]

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

[the-names-bryan-deactivated2014]

The guy who made this went to my high school

[gif87a-com]

[klubbhead]

Please unmute this

[trapezoidmouth]

Good Squad

[trapezoidmouth]

Lumi

[trapezoidmouth]

Enchanted

[baron-connectfour-the-third]

Visit Original Link

Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?

[slavetomanyfandoms-deactivated2]

Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical. 

[electrichighs-deactivated201511]

the harmonies oh m gy g od

[lune-a-tic]

THIS IS AMAZING

[orupting]

i have cHILLS

[catastrphic-deactivated20191103]

holy shIT

[stumpypositivity]

THE ECHO AFTER THE CHORUS IN THE BEGINNING????

[septemberequinox]

me, a femme, tacking a rose and a sports bar gift card onto a fishing line and casting it out into a lesbian bar: find me a butch girlfriend

[squidong]

me, a butch, tacking a rose and a sephora gift card onto a fishing line and casting it out into a lesbian bar: find me a femme girlfriend

[osmiabee]

Me, a femme, hanging out at the lesbian bar with my butch gf, frantically tangling your fishing hooks together so when you try to reel them in its like the spaghetti scene in lady and the tramp: find eachother you sweet, beautiful, useless lesbians

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

If the art side of Tumblr doesn’t turn this into a mini-comic then why even does the internet exist

[paiintiimentii]

please excuse my quickie doodles, Tumblr

[surprisebitch]

it got absolutely better

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

IT GOT GAYER

[somehowsnakesblog]

Could be gayer-

[paiintiimentii]

You are absolutely right

Decided to do a part 2 since it’s been widely requested

[delicateavenuegardener]

How can black women be so sexualized and unwanted at the same time?

[thetrippytrip]

“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”

[alexbelvocal]

Y'all soooooo annoying

[drugfriendly]

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

[ariesgoddess92]

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

[trippy-von-trapp]

“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[findyourbeard]

Bless the internet

[golldenthoughts]

😂😂😂

[sim-simma]

IM JUST PLAYIN I AINT EVEN WRITE THAT SHIT. MESSAGE.

[jordanbelfort-deactivated201604]

[stuckinreversemode]

Ellen Introduces ‘Oh Straight People!’

[sapphoshands]

i can’t remember now what i was researching, but somewhere in the last couple of years i ran across an article somewhere looking at the cost of ellen’s coming out, specifically in the context of how deliberately curated the reclamation of her image on the first several years of her talk show was.  how non-threatening.  how neutered.  how careful she (was/had to be) not to say anything that was too… well… gay for mid-afternoon middle america.  i think the article touched on how she still made a statement with her presence and presentation, including dancing in a way that was very deliberately designed not to be packaged for the male gaze, and of course following her relationship with and wedding to portia etc that’s gone by the wayside quite a bit.  but it’s still just really fucking cool to look at a woman who thought she might never work again after the backlash from ‘the puppy episode’ and see her now just flat-out going ‘straight people are ridiculous, guys, amirite’ without apology.

[skellyrat]

Look what my sister found in my grandparent’s freezer.

[shelgon]

Those chicken nuggets are 14 years old…Do not eat them without BBQ sauce. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kushandwizdom]

[babyanimalgifs]

for anyone that’s having a bad day, here are pictures of animals sniffing flowers

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

A few more:

[bluelikemilesandpicasso]

@shelovesplants

[shelovesplants]

😘 @berningdown