Yikes

я трохи нервую поруч з тобою

[etruski]

Throwback to when I put my name as Dante Alighieri on Academia.edu and received this email

[violetsandshrikes]

if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.

[10001gecs]

tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill

[discoursedrome]

one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large

[ovid]

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

[allbuthuman]

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

[mollyjames]

> trades my imperfect flesh for the immortality of the machine

> rusts

[shawnhatosyy]

[huffylemon]

[lunarlagomorph]

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

[tackypies]

gothic horror rlly is just. aw fuck look at what youve done. the house has inherited your inter-generational trauma and in response has transformed itself into a metaphorical device to track the decay of the family. we're never gonna pay off that mortgage now

[yms1]

"you sleep alot" thanks i'm tryna ignore reality

[tazmiilly]

I love watching dvds... bc the little commercials beforehand will be like "coming to you spring 2008!" like man. I can't wait for 2008

[slitherpunk]

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

[snudibranchs]

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

[lonestatus]

the for you page

[albertserra]

Sometimes a cult classic is a movie I love and get like 4 people to watch. I’m the cult leader

[redstonedust]

watching the person in the mobile game ad royally screw up a very simple logic puzzle knowing theyre doing it on purpose to annoy me into wanting to play the game myself and its unfortunately working

[slygirlboy]

my favorite genre of alien picture is little grey aliens just naked in the woods like why the fuck are you here. you have a spaceship. why did you come to earth to just stand in the woods and look at us with no clothes

[slygirlboy]

this is like top tier comedy to me. what the fuck are you DOING man

[sanktpolypenbourg]

Are you saying if you could play cryptid/urban-legend naked on an alien planet (where nobody can tell that ain't the social norm for your species) you wouldn't do it

[e-punx]

Stretching isn't enough I need my spine removed and repeatedly cracked like a whip