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She/Her

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[meeblo]

Sex 2 finally comes out but it's an overwatch 2 situation where it's exactly the same aside from minor tweaks no one likes

[cerastes]

They cancelled co-op sex with progression and skill trees, now it’s all ranked competitive sex and I keep getting matched to Platinum pussy as a mere Bronze penis :(

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[serinemolecule]

A lot of people don't realize just how much space car infrastructure takes up. So I've decided to provide everyone a visual aid!

I've presented two maps at the exact same zoom level, as indicated by the big red arrow. They also each have a red area circled, of approximately the same area.

In the first image, I've circled one of eightish parking lots at a US mall. A normal amount of distance for even Americans who drive everywhere to walk through.

In the second image, I've circled:

a subway station

a park

like twenty apartment buildings

like twenty restaurants

three convenience stores (which, being Japanese, can also handle banking, copying/printing, and a variety of governmental paperwork)

one grocery store (another two right outside the circle)

seven medical clinics, two pharmacies

a fire station

a post office

two preschools and three cram schools

a Shintō shrine

a Buddhist temple

multiple parking lots

This wasn't even a particularly cherry-picked part of Tokyo! I just picked the area around my house.

In case anyone thinks by "a park" I'm talking about the green area not circled, I'm not, I'm talking at this area at the southeast end of the circle:

Here's another angle on the area I circled, with a lot of the things I mentioned in view.

The shrine, just because I have a soft spot for Tokyo neighborhood shrines:

Anyway, I suppose I'll end on what the mall parking lot looks like.

Remember, this is one of eightish parking lots at this mall.

[tainbocuailnge]

karlan trio is so fucking funny because gnosis and degenbrecher show unwavering trust in silverash with their every deed but the things they say about him both behind his back and to his face are that they think he's the most insufferable man on the planet, which he is

[tainbocuailnge]

silverash is an incredibly charismatic visionary and shrewd businessman and politician and all his enemies want to smash his face into the pavement and all his allies also want to smash his face into the pavement and his family wants to smash his face into the pavement too and his closest friends, you guessed it, kind of want to smash his face into the pavement

[tainbocuailnge]

losing my shit every time this busted ass victorian with his little party city panther ears shows up

[lilyblackdrawside]

[ankhlesbian]

Does anyone have that geats gif where the guy is dodging bullets by doing the fish flop

[excadrill]

o7

[tamamita]

[lesbx]

the dark souls 2 gender coffin. guarded by the dark souls 2 gender ogres.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[were--ralph]

This on bootyshorts would go crazy

[linnrolls]

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic

[animentality]

[apas-95]

In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

[despazito]

[punkrocklorax]

[txttletale]

has anyone on the tmnt mtg set art team ever seen cheese. do we have confirmation that anyone involved in making this set even knows what cheese is

[txttletale]

why does all the pizza in this set look like it was drawn by a cartoonist hired to make anti-pizza political cartoons

[itsmearia]

[sparecrew]

[bigfatgingernerd]

This went from "average American high school" to "existential horror" surprisingly quick

[itsmearia]

[kalichnikov]