Better Angels

Hey I'm Melina

[gothamcitysighren]

anybody ever: zak dont touch it

zak bagans, actual child: 👉🏼👆🏼👇🏼👈🏼🖐🏼👐🏼

[ghxstadvxntxres]

Nick: How do you want your coffee?

Zak: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.

Nick: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.

[chuckaliclous]

The funny thing about the ghost adventures fandom vs. a different fandom is that it’s kinda like owning a cat instead of a dog

With the other fandoms they’re like “this is my precious baby angel boy”

And we’re just like “this is zak and he’s a ghost fucker asshole”

[drneounisex]

Person, haunted by demon: It scratches me and taunts my children. I’m scared for my life. Zak Bagans:

[melanieexox]

Ghost Adventures | 15x17: Post Malone’s new name.

[everybodys-gotta-waterbuffalo]

Ghost Adventures

Zak in later seasons: I just want to understand the spirits here and try to help them best I can.

Zak in earlier seasons: *violently kicks down door* ‘SUP FUCKERS

[basicheadache]

[stormborn]

Heroes, son. Spoken of in song and legend. You and me. Shane and Carl.

[incorrectprisonbreakquotes]

[zeppelinsghost]

me

[emotionlesssempath]

Michael can get it

[konakoro]

Me: Ha, Michael is a 60 year old crusty old guy there's no way he can still be scary

Michael: *rips out a man's teeth with his bare hands*

Michael: *gets run-over by a car and is only knocked out for about 5 minutes*

Michael: *crushes a man's head in one stomp*

Michael: *overturns a massive countertop with his bare hands even after getting three of his fingers shot off with a shotgun*

Me: ... holy shit

[cmpassionatesoul]

Are you Carlisle Cullen af? (insp.)

[robertphilip]

“Jacob.”

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[procrastinahman]

[brittanythewitch]

Piper’s face after he says this epic line is even more epic.