peepeepoopoo

18+ only 20yo 👵🏻 she/her

[itsnzfitswi]

realized i never made an introduction post:

hey my name is bee and I’m 20 years old

im a massive bisexual and snzfucker

this blog WILL BE VERY NSFW i’m a horny bitch

protect y’all’s peace

[itsnzfitswi]

chat. i’m leaving today for a school year abroad. and im. so fucking scared. also will not have access to tumblr so i’ll see yall in 9 months 😭✌️

[itsnzfitswi]

actor filming a sick episode, and they just really want to sound realistic. cue them inducing before every shot without blowing their nose to get that perfect stuffy voice.

[itsnzfitswi]

tying up my hopelessly allergic partner and sticking an allergen up his nose until he can sneeze it out himself 🥰🥰

[sneezeviewer]

Creative block, like when you suddenly feel the urge to sneeze and your nose is really itchy, but suddenly the sneeze gets stuck, and the feeling of relief turns into exhilarating torture. You rub your nose to make the sneeze finally come out, but the itch is stronger and the sneeze gets even more stuck.

Suddenly, you remember your sensitivity to the sun and look toward it, hoping it will make you sneeze and get it over with, but something's wrong; it's not working. Your nose is already red, itchy, and stuffy.

The only option left is to induce it: you grab a kitchen napkin and roll it up. Immediately you stick it in your nostrils, and the itching worsens; you like it, it excites you. Until it finally happens: you sneeze once, twice, three times, four times, five times.

Bless you!

[itsnzfitswi]

[pollenpetal]

"Sorry, I– hhh– know how you are a-ahhhhbout it, so I'm trying not to– hhhh!!!– not to– to sn– hhhhhheeeeze– so I d-don't distraahhhhhct you..."

"Oh my god, no. No, this is worse, please just get it over with if you have to and don't do... this."

"Oh thahhnk god, it was getting really hard to- hhhaaahhh'tSCHIEW! hh'TSCHIUU! Snf, to hold it back. Sorry..."

"...Bless you."

"Ah... sorry, I really did do the opposite of what I meant, didn't I? You're– hhhhiiiihh'tCHSCHIIEW!– blushing."

[itsnzfitswi]

[feralfet]

"God you sound awful. What did the doctor say you've got?"

"The cold from hell."

[itsnzfitswi]

nsfw

the thought of getting head from a man with a ridiculously sensitive large nose, who sneezes every time his noise bumps against your clit

[lenishhiew]

perhaps a controversial opinion but i kind of think we Shouldn't be commenting horny stuff on random snz yt videos, like the ones that clearly aren't meant to be snz, aren't uploaded by snz channels, and are just like "lol look this person sneezed". or even worse when the person who uploaded it is the one sneezing/knows the person sneezing. video called "mom sneeze voicemail" just came on autoplay for me and pretty much all the comments are shit like "nice" "cute" "maybe she could do a video" like holy fuck maybe let's not push our kink onto randoms? we have to remember that sneezing is a really normal/sometimes comical thing for people without the kink, and it's fucking weird to leave sexual comments on videos of people who aren't intending to be sexual at all. like sure you can be turned on you can't really help that but keep it to yourself man idk

[itsnzfitswi]

L/ewis P/ullman hoarse/sick voice

[gay-for-the-snz]

A person losing their voice can be so beautiful

A normally talkative person who uses their voice simply because they love to talk. Do they know what to do with themselves without making conversation? Do they try to force it anyway and make things worse? Are other people concerned or do they consider it a reprieve?

A person who uses their voice like a tool, honeyed words and sweet nothings buying their way into or out of situations. Do they have the skills or backup to be able to make things work without their gift of gab? Do they have any workarounds or is that the only arrow in their quiver?

An authoritative figure who uses their voice like a weapon to keep others around them in submission. Do they have people as in line as they thought, or will they discover their authority is gone as soon as their voice is? Is that the only way they know to navigate the power dynamic they're maintaining?

[indulgnc]

does anyone else here fuck with sneeze cnc

[pastel-pollen]

me worrying that i'll draw/say something too perverted on the perverted side of tumblr. what am i scared of? being a fork in a kitchen?

[chairkysqueak]

[peter-steeles-wife]

being an allergist while deliberately having flowers in your office/clinic - or hidden within your office/clinic.

watching as a client/patients allergies flare up whenever they visit.

so very wrong, but feels so very right.

[askboxmemes]

The Turn On/Turn Off Game

Ask me anything and I’ll tell you if it’s a turn on or turn off

[terrestrialyarn]

Always a fan of flying characters being knocked off course by a sneeze (-ing fit??), especially the extra dramatic versions caused by them actually controlling the air currents in some way or by being powerful/small enough that their own sneeze is strong enough to have a big effect.