[feralfet]

HELLOO!!

20, she/her

This is my snz kink blog, if that's not also your thing please leave!

Anyone under the age of 18 also leave!

Things I'm into: contagion, sneezes of any kind, inducing, cold denial, mess, handkerchiefs, using anything but a handkerchief, mainly men sneezing for some reason??

Things I'm not into: Honestly not much, allergies aren't my speciality but I'll still eat them up.

Fandoms I'm in:

Most of my stuff is for Ar/cane currently. BUT I'm also massively into P/eaky B/linders, S/tarwars, T/rue D/etective, J/JK.

I'm quite happy to take requests but will mainly only write if it's something I'm into myself.

My works:

A/rcane:

Snzstream- J/ayvik, camboy J/ayce sick

Induce me, baby- J/ayvik, J/ayce sick, k!nk V/iktor, inducing using allergies

Eucalyptus, Eucalyptic- J/ayvik, J/ayce allergic, k!nk V/iktor

Out of control- J/ayce allergies

Not just allergies- J/ayvik, J/ayce sick-

If it were anyone else- J/ayvik, V/iktor sick

The Test:

Part one, Part two

C/hallengers:

Cat and Mouse- Artrick, Art sick

T/rue D/etective:

Rusty Dusty- R/ust sick.

Unamed:

Hitchin' Itchin'- Snz fet Character B

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Just saw a beautiful man in the gym lick the snot that was dribbling from his nose.

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How it feels to have had a fetish for as long as you can remember.

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A fluey-virus has been sweeping its way through a TV show set. Both production and the actors have been getting knocked down one by one by the worst cold any of them can remember.

It's spread like wildfire as there's very little time between the first tickle at the back of your throat and blasting out wet, spraying sneezes every few minutes.

The wave of sickness has peaked and is now trickling off. Mainly people are just sniffling and tired- the remnants of their cold. But, production is so far behind. They had no choice but to slow down when several of the casts key stars couldn't get a line out without sneezing all over themselves.

They desperately need to move at pace to catch up to their weekly schedule.

Somehow, one of the main stars, Actor A has managed to avoid the lurgey. He's immune, he reckons.

Actor A arrives on set- ready for a jam-packed day ahead. He takes a swig of black coffee and frowns. Shit.

He raises a hand to rub against the back of a throat that hurts like hell.

He can feel his nose beginning to clog up, a heavy fog settling over his brain. It won't be long until his sinuses are clogged full of gunk and he's snapping forward with miserable sneeze after miserable sneeze.

Maybe it won't be so bad for him? Maybe he can make it through?

The director tiredly yells action, voice still croaky and deep bags under his eyes.

Fuck, there's so many people relying on him. They have to catch up or the ep won't hit on time.

So, tickle beginning to work its way through his nostrils, Actor A swallows against a throat like gravel and starts the scene...

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It's peak allergy season here....I went on a walk with my friends and dear god...

He has hayfever. He started the walk sniffling, voice bunged up and playing with his nose every now and then. He was complaining about the pollen and how itchy his nose was and how the Benadryl wasn't working.

Then we walked through a field and that really set him off. It was like the dam had been opened. He could NOT STOP SNEEZING. And it wasn't just me counting them, we counted them together- 1...2..3.. all the way up to 32!!

His eyes were streaming too at this point so he asked for us to turn back and we went into Lidl to get some decongestant spray. The man behind the till saw what he was buying, saw the amount of times he was sneezing as he walked through the store and said-

"The pollen's crazy this year isn't it."

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I keep getting the option to Ai 'Summarise' while listening to snz wavs on youtube. And while I'd never press it (cuz I'm not about that slop) I do think it's funny to imagine it just going 'The video shows someone sneezes over and over and over.'

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So I told my best friend about this kink and she was sooo totally chill. She paused for a moment and then said "Huh, well let's hope [my work crush] has a really bad cold the next time you see him!!"

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A couple break up, or someone leaves the group...But then, a few days later, the other's throat starts to hurt. Soon they're sneezing and snotting into tissues. The person may have gone...but their miserable headcold remains...

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Feeling a bit like the image rn but I just started watching S//upernatural and I NEEEED some snzfics like a plant needs light.

If anyone has any good ones they've written/know of I would be forever in your gratitude!!

(Preferably with no spoilers beyond S4)

THANK YOU

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Snz scenario:

Someone in the group has been sick for a few days now. They've been keeping it well under wraps, excusing themselves from rooms, volunteering for the tasks that can be done alone, getting up and going to bed earlier. And god they're so exhausted. But sickness is weakness, they know this.

By day 5, it's getting pretty rough. Their sneezes are getting so thick and heavy that stifling takes everything in them. Their chest is starting to ache from the congested pressure and their bones are growing cold from days of running feverish.

But then, someone else in the group comes down with the cold. Not knowing that it's really original character's cold. This second character has no qualms about admitting when they're sick. The group bands around them, making sure they rest and are well looked after.

This of course means additional chores for original character. They trudge their feet along the ground, feeling their fever growing higher and higher as day slips to night.

As they lug something heavy, nose dripping, head swimming, they look over at the crackling fire. Second sickie, whose cold is mild, is bundled in blankets, sipping something warm. The others are bunched around them, laughing, passing handkerchiefs, faces golden by the blaze.

And as original character turns to keep walking through the silent, glacial night, some quiet, desperate part of them wishes they really would collapse, so the others would take care of them too.

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pt.2 to this

Finally as original character is collecting up the plates for the night, they can’t hold it in anymore and splutter with a hasty, harsh sneeze against the back of a wrist.

Which sets them off coughing and coughing and coughing.

“Woah, you don’t sound too good. Did you catch their cold?” One of the members of the group asks.

Original character opens their mouth to respond but ends up sneezing thickly into cupped hands instead.

“No seriously. That cough doesn’t sound new. How long have you been sick?”

And original character finally admits, voice barely comprehensible from the congestion.

“Uhh…ahem..a-about a week or two...”

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Snz scenario:

Someone in the group has been sick for a few days now. They've been keeping it well under wraps, excusing themselves from rooms, volunteering for the tasks that can be done alone, getting up and going to bed earlier. And god they're so exhausted. But sickness is weakness, they know this.

By day 5, it's getting pretty rough. Their sneezes are getting so thick and heavy that stifling takes everything in them. Their chest is starting to ache from the congested pressure and their bones are growing cold from days of running feverish.

But then, someone else in the group comes down with the cold. Not knowing that it's really original character's cold. This second character has no qualms about admitting when they're sick. The group bands around them, making sure they rest and are well looked after.

This of course means additional chores for original character. They trudge their feet along the ground, feeling their fever growing higher and higher as day slips to night.

As they lug something heavy, nose dripping, head swimming, they look over at the crackling fire. Second sickie, whose cold is mild, is bundled in blankets, sipping something warm. The others are bunched around them, laughing, passing handkerchiefs, faces golden by the blaze.

And as original character turns to keep walking through the silent, glacial night, some quiet, desperate part of them wishes they really would collapse, so the others would take care of them too.

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me, sat with my friends, looking at the screen during Jingle Bell Heist when there’s a hiding while sneezing scene….

(SPOILERS!!! guy holds a finger under her nose as she hitches and then sneezes himself??????)

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there’s certain characters because of this community I cannot separate their snz headcannons from reality.

like err yeh H//awks does have terrible allergies????

And what do you mean V//iktor Arcane isn’t constantly sneezing all the time??

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Character A who's had a hard life, seen too much- blaming themself for half of it. They'd rather die than admit their feelings, let alone let them get the better of them. They're the strong one. The one people rely on.

But they've been sick for 2 weeks, had a steadily rising fever for 3 days now. And on the fourth day it spikes.

Their emotions, usually so caged, forcefully shut away are rising like steam. Close to the surface. Pressing around their congested lungs.

And they can't fucking help themselves can they?

Everything's too raw, too sensistive.

The tears start falling before they even really realise what's going on and by then it's too late.

They try and force themselves to stop - burying their face into their hands, their shoulder, anything.

But the fever slinking through their body, the heaviness coating their lungs, the mess hanging across their sinuses and aching behind their eyes...they just can't help it.

Character B, someone who they're usually the strong one for, who they usually take care of, walks in and sees them.

"Woah are you---... what's going on?"

Character B drops beside them, reaching out hesitantly as Character A twists from them

"Hey.. it's okay... shit." Character B mumbles soothingly.

"S-sorry...I umbb.." Character A stammers their voice wobbles, heavy with tears and thick with congestion.

"Shh..you don't need to....Oh A, don't apologise."

Character B passes them tissues and lets them mop themselves up, walls, though brittle as first ice, still ever up.

B wants to reach out, to pull A into their arms and let them grieve for all that's happened to them and the illness that only seems to be getting worse.

But they don't. Knowing A wouldn't thank them for it. Knowing it would only add to the burdens they blame themselves for.

So they sit quietly for a moment, as A's breathing slows, neither really believing the scene.

Then Character A sniffles, hauls themselves to their feet and B's heart sinks. They know, from the way A trudges off like some caged thing, this moment won't be allowed to be spoken of again.

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Guys I met up with work crush at the weekend and....omfg it was like something out of a wet dream...

Full story of him being sick (ehhehe) below

Okay so, he meets me at my door all cold and sniffly and asks how my day was and immediately I noticed that his voice was rough and low.

And so when I ask how his week was he sort of laughs, shifts on his feet and says yeh not great, I've been off ill all week.

He then proceeds to explain in detail all of his symptoms, how he had a fever monday, tuesday. How his had a bad cough and this pressure in his chest. How he couldn't stop sneezing. And how he'd forced himself to work thursday but probably should've taken they off too cuz he still felt rotten.

We had a long day of sight-seeing planned so I asked if he was going to be okay because he honestly looked and sounded pretty rough. And he said he'd be okay.

So me, him and our other colleague set off. On the train he stifled twice and I couldn't even bring myself to look at him cuz I knew I'd give myself away but he pinched them between his fingers. And the warmth of the train vs. outside had him sniffling like crazy.

Day goes on and he seems okay, sneezes a couple times more, much more coughing which he tries to hold back on so they'd end up bubbling over.

About 3pm I look at him and can tell he's starting to flag a bit. Ugh I feel bad cuz he obvs wasn't doing well but this was like the sexiest thing ever to me.

So I ask if he's doing okay and he says yeh and that he'll let us know if he doesn't. That's another thing, he's incredibly secure in himself and his masculinity and had no embarrassment whatsoever about being ill. He spoke about his cold and how it knocked him out so openly.

But I get him something sweet and a cup of tea and keep checking in with him.

Then at 5pm we start drinking...He got fucked up pretty quick lol. Something about being sick gets you more drunk I think.

And then he got emotional. I won't go into detail cuz that's his business but I was trying to speak some sense to him on the train back.

Two days later he's back in the office and looks rough like the weekend had set him back. His voice was shot.

Anyway in conclusion I fear I'm slightly in love with him.

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spoiled prince with a bad cold laid up in bed propped up on a dozen well-fluffed pillows coughing and sneezing and whining that he must be dying while his knight kneels devotedly by his bedside with the same fucking cold

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OHHHH this is SO bbc Merlin coded

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Give me a man who’s usually strong - mentally, physically, both?? idgaf - and then wreck him with a brutal cold or flu and let me take care of him

That’s all. That’s the post

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T/homas S/helby.

that’s all I have to say, cheers guys.