cw: muffled into handkerchief, very rapid, very desperate, stifling, hitching, moaning
Oh my god 😳 I'm so glad I've finally managed to record something like this. This is what happens when it gets truly dusty in my vicinity.
I was giving the insides of my PC a good clean yesterday, it hadn't been done in a while. I know there's a reason they have all these dust filters, but what a recipe for disaster it is for me to have to clean them, seeing as I am so clumsy. Well, I was taking one off to dust it and ended up dropping it onto the table, about a foot away from my face. All that dust flew up into the air before I could do anything about it.
Also, this was recorded near the end of my sneezing fit, I had a handkerchief by that point. I generally find it more comfortable to use one whenever I'm sneezing. Because this whole situation was a mistake I wasn't thinking about recording. I'm glad I remembered eventually though and caught the end of it. Something like this will no doubt happen to me again and I'll definitely try to catch the whole thing next time, my rapid fits are quite something
This was the fic I had found! I wrote it a few months back. Featuring three of my ocs, Harper, who's an angel, Liam, and Zach, who are humans. They are all dating each other and all have the kink.
Featuring sneezing, allergies, inducing, holdbacks, ns/fw, d/s dynamics, threesome, mentions of mess, and wings as erogenous zones.
No sneeze spelling cuz I was lazy but whatever
There are flowers in her house. To many, that wouldn't be that surprising, but with Harper's allergies, having flowers is a terrible idea. Especially the lilies that sit in her living room, which she can tell are absolutely dripping with pollen. Her nose itches just thinking about it.
"Zach? Are you there?" She has a feeling he bought them. It's the kind of thing he would do, and while she doesn't mind it, she wished he had warned her. It's winter, and she hasn't been taking her allergy meds, so she knows she's about to have a fit, more so than they're used to.
"Harper! Baby, welcome home." Zach peeks his head from the edge of the stairs to see Harper start to rub her nose. "I see you've seen the little gift I got you." He chuckles and walks down the stairs, walking over and wrapping his arms around her waist.
"You could've warned me." She huffs out, sniffling a little and turning her head.
"Now where's the fun in that?" He grabs her chin softly, tilting her head to face him. He can see her nose turning red and her eyes start to water. "Its more fun to see your surprise. You look so cute baby."
"Yeah, yeah, but move. I should take something if we're keeping those." She makes an effort to break free from his grasp, but he tightens his grip.
"Awww, but can't you just stay here?" He presses into her, and she can feel his boner through his jeans. She chuckles.
"You'll get your fit, don't worry my love, this is just to make sure we don't go overboard." She kisses him quickly, and he releases his grip with a fake pout. She rolls her eyes and heads upstairs to her room, grabbing her meds. She hears the door open, signaling Liam got home.
"Hey baby, you're home early! That's good, you can enjoy the show with me."
"Show? What show? What's going... are those flowers?"
"Yes, yes, Harper's upstairs but once she's back down she'll be all ours. Quick, quick, put your stuff down and join me on the couch." Harper chuckles as she takes the meds and takes off her shirt. Not like it would be on her much longer anyway. She walks downstairs and finds Liam and Zach sprawled on the couch already making out, Liam laying on his back and Zach on top of him. Liam is the first to notice Harper and gasps a little, prompting Zach to break away from the kiss to turn around and smile.
"Look at how pretty you are, god, come here dove." She chuckles and walks over to him. He's sitting up now straddling Liam's lap. She leans down and kisses Zach deeply. A moment passes and Zach slips a hand under Harper's bra, making her moan. Her legs buckle a little and Zach steadies her.
"C'mon baby, you're the star of the show. Come sit down with us." Liam moves from under Zach so he can sit up, allowing Harper to slip in between them. She sniffles again, aware of the itch building in her nose.
"You'll let us know if it becomes a problem, right darling?" Liam asks, and Harper nods. Her eyes flutter shut as the itch overwhelms her, and she sneezes once, soft but itchy sounding, into the back of her hand. She hears Liam make a small noise, and opens her eyes to see him scrambling to be on top of her lap, kissing her passionately. He moans as she returns the intensity, and Zach uses the distraction to pepper kisses along her neck, pausing near her shoulder to suck a mark. The sharp pain feels delightful to Harper, who lets out a loud moan into the kiss with Liam. Zach reaches behind Harper to unclasp her bra, helping her take it off and tossing it to the floor. He reaches between her and Liam to grab her now exposed breasts, circling one of her nipples carefully with his thumb, eliciting a gasp and moan from her.
"Good girl~" he mutters into her ear, then bites down on her lobe. She let's out a whine, causing him to chuckle. "You like that, baby?" She nods softly. Liam pulls away from kissing Harper, leaning down to begin licking at her chest. Harper squirms and whines.
"Fuck, baby, that-" She pauses, hitching before sneezing twice onto Liam.
"Awww, is the pollen already getting to you?" Zach asks, reaching over to the bouquet to grab one of the lilies. Harper squirms as Liam sucks on her breast, and Zach places the lily in Harper's hair, tucking it around her ear. "You're gorgeous." Liam looks up at her, and reaches around to grab a lily from the bouquet as well, but Harper catches his hands and pushes him down into the couch.
"Now is that how you think this is gonna be played, darling?" Harper questions. She holds his hands above him on the couch, facing away from Zach. Liam flushes and tries to stammer some explanation out, but fails to say any true words.
"What're you thinking of doing?" Zach asks softly, and Harper smiles.
"I don't know, he's just so cute, I can't help but want to give him whatever he wants." She leans down and helps Liam take his shirt off, freeing his arms in the process from her clutches. He reaches down to his pants to start taking those off, but Harper stops him. "Patience darling. Don't worry, you'll get what you want." Harper positions herself on Liam's lap, grabbing the lily in her hair. She hesitates, holding it in her hand for a second before holding it to her nose and sniffing. The pollen is intense, and Harper begins coughing harshly. She drops the lily, and Zach picks it up, putting it loose on the table.
"Shit, doll, maybe that wasn't a good ide-oh, bless you!" Zach exclaims as Harper sneezes onto Liam, the spray reaching his bare chest. He whines and squirms, trying to buck his hips into Harper for any amount of relief. But one sneeze isn't enough to rid the tickle in her nose, and she sneezes twice more quickly onto him.
"No fair, don't let him have all the fun." Zach whines. "Harper, be a good girl and sneeze into my neck, won't you?" He kisses her neck and bites at it until she reluctantly turns to face him. Her eyes are tightly shut, tears streaming down them, and her nose is starting to run. It's flaring too, and she obviously still needs to sneeze. "Oh god, Harper, you truly made a mess of yourself, haven't you?" Zach chuckles and kisses her parted lips quickly before Harper hitches and sneezes twice into the corner of Zach's neck. "Bless you baby, adorable, fuck, you're so hot." He says breathily. Harper sneezes once more, harsh and messy, onto his neck before seemingly finding relief. She sighs and lifts her head, trails of mess coming with her.
"Can I have a tissue, darling?" Harper asks, covering her nose with her hand.
"Uh, yeah, here." Zach reaches over to where he placed a tissue box, grabbing a bunch and handing it to her. "You're so pretty darling, jesus." He kisses her neck as she cleans herself up, sneezing once more into the tissues. "Bless you hun." He chuckles as he looks over at Liam, who is watching Harper intently. "You wanna make things interesting, Harper?" Harper smirks as she follows Zach's gaze over to Liam.
"What did you have in mind?" Harper softly touches Liam, feeling around his thighs and over the bulge in his pants. He pants and whines, bucking into Harper's hand.
"I think you should take out your wings. He should have to pay if he gets to see you all allergic." Harper laughs.
"Oh~ And you don't have to pay? I could pull the chhinkni out, we know that gives you a fit. You do raise a cute point though."
"I bought the flowers, isn't that payment enough?" Zach whines, placing his chin on Harper's shoulder.
"Isn't that more of a reward for you than me?"
"You're getting off topic. Liam, you wanna be a good boy for me and sneeze from Harper's wings?" Liam gasps a little, nodding enthusiastically.
"Don't worry darling, I'll make it worth your while." She stands up off of Liam.
"Come back~" Liam whines, and Harper chuckles.
"Give me a second darling, you can be patient, can't you?" She takes off her pants and underwear, which is soaked through. This really was turning her on. She releases her wings, stretching and flapping them a couple times. She sneezes as it stirs up the pollen, and sniffles a few times.
"Come here darling, let me clean up your nose." Zach says, grabbing more tissues. Harper walks over and kisses him on his forehead before focusing on Liam. He scrunches his nose a little.
"Want me to take off your pants for you darling?"
"N-no! No, I can, uh, do it myself." He quickly sits up, unzipping his pants and taking them off, placing them and his underwear neatly on the ground. Zach quickly begins pawing at Liam's dick, delicately teasing the head. Liam lets out a high pitched moan.
"Good boy Liam," Harper says. "Now lay back down so I can get on top of you."
"Oh, is that your plan?" Zach asks, letting go of Liam so he can lay back down. Harper positions herself facing Liam, slowly lowering herself onto Liam's dick. She moans as she feels him inside her, feeling his dick twitch in anticipation. Zach wastes no time in beginning to touch Harper's wings, which are an erogenous zone for her. She moans and leans her head back. Zach pauses to grab the back of Harper's hair and yanks softly, pulling her towards him to whisper in her ear.
"You focus on him for now, but afterwards, you'll put your focus on me, got it?" Harper whines and nods, and Zach releases her hair. He kisses the back of her neck and travels down to the base of her wings, kissing along the edges of them, smiling as she squirms and whines. Her wings puff up with arousal, and he pauses a second to look over at Liam, who was starting to sniffle. Harper shifts and positions herself a little better, pausing to sneeze twice in front of her, which causes Liam to moan as the spray falls on him.
"Zach, darling, can you hand me those tissues you were holding?" Harper asks.
"Um, actually..." Liam interjects, and Zach pauses his movements, looking over Harper at Liam and raising an eyebrow. "Do you have to? Cause you, uh, you just look so pretty all m-messy..." He struggles to even say the word, and trails off after it, blushing. He turns his head and covers his face with his hand.
"Awww, well, since you asked so nicely, I suppose I don't need those tissues." Harper chuckles. She scrubs at the tip of her nose, and jolts down with two more sneezes, causing Liam to moan again. "You like that, baby?" He nods, and she chuckles. "Use your words darling." He struggles, stuttering for a second, and Harper tilts her head. "Awww, all tongue-tied?"
"I know how to get him to talk." Zach says, grabbing the loose lily off the table. "Liam, darling, use your words and tell me how Harper makes you feel when she sneezes, and I'll trace this flower along her nose, that's sure to give her a fit, do you think you can do that for me, baby?" Liam stares at the flower Zach is holding, struggling to form words, but he takes a deep breath.
"Um, well, uh, the spray hitting me feels so good, and, uh, Harper sounds so pretty when she... When she s-sneezes, and, uh-mm!" He cuts himself off with a moan as Harper starts to move her hips slowly up and down.
"Go on darling, don't let me distract you, you were saying?" He squirms and closes his eyes roughly, moving his hips.
"Uh... Right, and, mmm~ W-when Harper sneezes, I can feel her tighten around my, my, uh, dick. And yeah, it just feels so-" He's cut off again, but this time to sneeze softly into his hand. "Scuse me, sorry, it just feels so good-" He sneezes again, a little more forcefully. "Scuse me."
"Always so polite." Harper muses, chuckling at the adorable display she finds before her.
"Good boy, there we go, see? Just have to give the right incentive and he can talk all he wants." He strokes the top of Harper's wings, where the bone sits, as that, from the base to the edge, is her most sensitive point. She gasps and jumps a little, interrupting the rhythm she was starting to find. "Now, let's focus on your reward." The lily is much bigger than Harper's nose, but he takes great care to carefully trace the edges of the petals around her nose. She stays still, allowing him to do this, but he sees her hold her breath. She's trying to make this show last before she'll have to interrupt it by sneezing. Zach moves the flower so one of the stems of pollen is touching the edge of her nostril, and carefully he pushes it so it goes inside. Harper gasps, nose flaring, and Zach pulls back the flower as Harper starts to sneeze on Liam. One, two, three times in quick succession, and she gasps before launching into another fit. The sneezes are wet and desperate, and she bounces up with each sneeze. All this sensation seems to be quickly overwhelming Liam, who whines and squirms. After a minute passes, the fit finally seems to slow and Zach tilts Harper's head so he can get a look at her.
"Oh, baby, are you alright?" Worry seeps into his voice, and he feels a pang of guilt.
"Yeah, yeah." Her voice is laced with congestion, and she wipes at her eyes. "I need those tissues now though." He hands them to her and she blows her nose, filling them. He grabs a few more and hands them to her, who tosses the other ones aside to pick up later.
"I'm sorry darling." He says softly, kissing her hair and rubbing her head. She sneezes once more into her tissues and shakes her head.
"Don't be, I'm doing fine. Ugh, that was intense though." She tosses the tissues aside and sniffles. Liam sneezes, and Harper turns her attention back to him, smiling.
"How are you doing, darling?" He lets out a little whine. "You're close, aren’t you? Awwww, all my sneezing riled you up that much?" She cooed at him, especially as he sneezes again. "Bless you darling. Do you need a tissue?" Zach stands up from where he was sitting behind Harper to go and sit in front of the couch, next to where Liam is laying. Liam looks over at him, and Zach leans in, kissing him passionately. They moan, and hold that kiss until Liam breaks it to sneeze again into his hand.
"Scuse me..." he says softly, panting a little. Zach reaches over and grabs a loose feather in Harper's wings, twirling it in front of Liam.
"I wonder if you could go 10 seconds without sneezing." He says, chuckling.
"Haven't you tortured him enough Zach?" Harper says, amusement clear in her voice. "Plus, he would struggle to last 5 seconds, let alone 10." Harper sneezes twice more. "Ugh, I know I couldn't last 10."
"Fair enough. Fine, baby, if you last 5 seconds without sneezing with me tickling your nose, then Harper will finish you off, all right?"
"Since when is that for you to decide?" Harper challenged, and Zach smiled.
"Do I need to remind you that I'm in charge here? You're mine, Harper darling, I've got the collar to prove that you belong to me." Harper huffs.
"What's in it for me then?" She says.
"So spoiled." He scooches over, leaning up to stroke at her wings again. "Always expecting a reward for your obedience. I should train that habit out of you. But for now, can't you just go along with me, angel?" She whines and softens from the touch and from the use of her favorite pet name. She nods, and Zach chuckles. "There we go, good girl~" He leans up and kisses her on the cheek before going to his original position next to Liam. "Alright darling, you think you can do it?"
"Um... I don't know..." Liam hesitates, blushing as he hides his mouth behind his hand.
"Oh, we don't have to do this baby, I just-"
"No, no, that's... Not what I meant, I just know how, uh, sensitive my nose is... B-But I wanna try!" Zach chuckles.
"Good." He lifts the feather in front of Liam's nose. It twitches, and he chuckles. He holds it there for a moment, and Liam's breath goes uneven. He hitches twice and sneezes, barely having time to cover. Zach chuckles. "Now how are you going to last if I can't even put it near you?" Liam whines.
"If you actually tickle it instead of-" He pauses to sneeze again. "Instead of teasing me."
"Is that sass I'm hearing?" Liam shuts his mouth quickly and shakes his head. "That's what I thought. I was trying to get you used to it being near you, love." He kisses Liam quickly. "I'll try for real now." With his free hand, he caresses Liam's cheek, and uses the other to insert the feather into Liam's nose. His breath instantly catches, and he hitches.
"I'm sorry!" He blushes, mortified. Zach chuckles.
"For what, baby? I like it when you sneeze on me." He purrs. "Do you wanna try again?" Liam nods, and Zach places the feather in his nose again. "1, 2, 3, 4, and 5." No sooner than Zach says five does Liam begin sneezing, the sneezes harsh and messy. He sneezes for a few seconds, then sniffles. Zach throws the feather on the ground. "Bless you hun, you did so good. You ready, Harper?" He looks over, only to realize Harper's pinching her nose to stifle her sneezes. "Aw, honey, what are you doing?" He stands up, removing her hands from her face and kissing her head.
"Ugh, *snf* I was trying not to distract him." She sneezes again, and rubs her nose. "It itches." She whines.
"I bet. Your poor nose isn't used to the pollen, is it?"
"Yeah, but hand me a flower."
"Oh? Why?"
"I want to sneeze for Liam. To sneeze as he cums."
"Adorable." He hands a lily to Harper, who sniffs it quickly before coughing and shoving it back into his hands. She starts moving her hips up and down again, although a little erratically as she begins hitching. She sneezes twice, and Liam moans. It's all so much, and as he is overcome with pleasure.
"You gonna cum, baby?" Zach whispers into his ear as he lowers himself back next to Liam. He nods quickly and whines. "Good boy, good boy, cum for me darling." Liam whines loudly and bucks up into Harper as he cums in her, and she moans. They stay there for a moment, Harper sneezing and Liam panting as he comes back down to Earth.
"You felt good?" Harper asks in between sneezing.
"Yeah..." Liam says, panting. Harper chuckles, rubbing her nose.
"Good. Zach, darling, can you hand me a tissue?"
"What, am I only useful as a tissue dispenser for you?" He asks, but hands her tissues anyway.
"Of course not." Harper blows her nose. "Now, didn't you want me to focus on you? What did you have in mind?" She shifts, moving herself off of Liam, cum spilling out of her.
"You're gorgeous, god." He leans over to her chest and kisses her breast, chuckling as she moans. "So gorgeous." He kisses and bites at her nipple, and Harper rolls her head back. He lets go and stands up, taking off his pants and underwear, and lays back on the couch facing towards Harper. "Darling, w..." He blushes, embarrassed by what he's about to ask. "Would you please sneeze on my dick?" Harper moves herself to face Zach.
"Yeah, I can do that, hold on." She takes a second to move her hair out of the way, then leans down and moves near his dick, planting a couple of kisses on the head. Zach moans, placing his hand on Harper's hair. Liam, having a chance to cool off, takes the distraction to begin stroking Harper's wings, causing her to pause and moan. He sneezes once more, and reaches over to grab tissues. He wipes his nose off and places it carefully on the table before resuming touching Harper's wings.
"Adorable." He says to Liam, and gasps as Harper sneezes on him. "Fuck, baby, just like that, fuck!" He exclaims as Harper sneezes again. "Shit, that feels so good, oh my god." He's panting, and Harper sniffles. She kisses his dick again, licking at it and smirking as Zach moans. She sneezes once more, and the grip in her hair tightens. Liam leans into Harper's wings, kissing the base of them. She moans, and his breath hitches from the closeness of the allergen. He sneezes once, twice into her back where her wings sat. He gasps, and sneezes thrice into her again.
"Aw, honey, look at you." Zach cooes as he caresses her cheek. "Are you close? Already?"
"S-shut up-mmph!" She moans as Liam rubs his nose into her.
"Dont stop now Liam, you're gonna make her cum, god, you're absolutely adorable." He watches as Harper starts to shake, and as Liam starts to sneeze again, she moans and twitches, gripping Zach's legs as she cums. "There we go, good girl~" He praises, and Liam lifts his head, sneezing once more and grabs tissues. He blows his nose softly, still trying to be polite despite himself. Harper rests her head on Zach's leg, panting a little. She puts her wings away to allow Liam some relief.
"You doing alright there darling?" Zach asks Harper, and she nods, lifting her head.
"Yeah, just worn out. But I got you, don't worry." She peppers kisses on Zach's dick, giggling as it twitches.
"Fuck, please Harper." She smirks.
"Adorable." She hitches and sneezes on him, and he moans. She shifts and moves her head so she can take the tip in her mouth, licking the tip and slowly lowering her head. Zach moans, leaning his head back. Liam watches intensely, blushing over the beautiful sight, but worn out and content to just watch. She starts to bob her head, but pauses and moves so she can sneeze onto him twice. "God, I'm making a mess, aren’t I?"
"Please Harper." Zach whines again, eyes squinted shut. "Please." She places his dick in her mouth again, bobbing up and down. He moans, squirming a little and gripping her hair again. He uses a hand to push her head up and down, and he holds his breath as he feels himself getting close. She pauses once more to sneeze on him, and the noise he makes is closer to a whimper than anything else. She smiles, and continues blowing him. It only takes a minute more before he's spilling cum in her mouth. She laps up all she can, and lifts her head to sit up.
"There you go." She praises. "Feel good?"
"Yes." He sighs, laying down fully. "Thank you." She chuckles.
"Of course baby." She wipes off her mouth, and turns to lay on Liam's shoulder. "How are you doing?"
"Good, wiped out, but good. You alright?" He asks as she sneezes twice. "Bless you, bless you." He kisses the top of her head. "We should probably get rid of the flowers, shouldn’t we?"
"Hmm, leave them, I wanna have more fun with them later before we get rid of them." She closes her eyes. "I should probably head upstairs though, maybe take a nap. Join me?" She says, standing up. Liam gets up, and they both start moving upstairs.
"Hey, wait for me!" Zach says, scrambling to get up.
"Yes, yes, C'mon. I hope you know, Zach, I am planning on making you pay for this." He grins.
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This was the fic I had found! I wrote it a few months back. Featuring three of my ocs, Harper, who's an angel, Liam, and Zach, who are humans. They are all dating each other and all have the kink.
Featuring sneezing, allergies, inducing, holdbacks, ns/fw, d/s dynamics, threesome, mentions of mess, and wings as erogenous zones.
No sneeze spelling cuz I was lazy but whatever
There are flowers in her house. To many, that wouldn't be that surprising, but with Harper's allergies, having flowers is a terrible idea. Especially the lilies that sit in her living room, which she can tell are absolutely dripping with pollen. Her nose itches just thinking about it.
"Zach? Are you there?" She has a feeling he bought them. It's the kind of thing he would do, and while she doesn't mind it, she wished he had warned her. It's winter, and she hasn't been taking her allergy meds, so she knows she's about to have a fit, more so than they're used to.
"Harper! Baby, welcome home." Zach peeks his head from the edge of the stairs to see Harper start to rub her nose. "I see you've seen the little gift I got you." He chuckles and walks down the stairs, walking over and wrapping his arms around her waist.
"You could've warned me." She huffs out, sniffling a little and turning her head.
"Now where's the fun in that?" He grabs her chin softly, tilting her head to face him. He can see her nose turning red and her eyes start to water. "Its more fun to see your surprise. You look so cute baby."
"Yeah, yeah, but move. I should take something if we're keeping those." She makes an effort to break free from his grasp, but he tightens his grip.
"Awww, but can't you just stay here?" He presses into her, and she can feel his boner through his jeans. She chuckles.
"You'll get your fit, don't worry my love, this is just to make sure we don't go overboard." She kisses him quickly, and he releases his grip with a fake pout. She rolls her eyes and heads upstairs to her room, grabbing her meds. She hears the door open, signaling Liam got home.
"Hey baby, you're home early! That's good, you can enjoy the show with me."
"Show? What show? What's going... are those flowers?"
"Yes, yes, Harper's upstairs but once she's back down she'll be all ours. Quick, quick, put your stuff down and join me on the couch." Harper chuckles as she takes the meds and takes off her shirt. Not like it would be on her much longer anyway. She walks downstairs and finds Liam and Zach sprawled on the couch already making out, Liam laying on his back and Zach on top of him. Liam is the first to notice Harper and gasps a little, prompting Zach to break away from the kiss to turn around and smile.
"Look at how pretty you are, god, come here dove." She chuckles and walks over to him. He's sitting up now straddling Liam's lap. She leans down and kisses Zach deeply. A moment passes and Zach slips a hand under Harper's bra, making her moan. Her legs buckle a little and Zach steadies her.
"C'mon baby, you're the star of the show. Come sit down with us." Liam moves from under Zach so he can sit up, allowing Harper to slip in between them. She sniffles again, aware of the itch building in her nose.
"You'll let us know if it becomes a problem, right darling?" Liam asks, and Harper nods. Her eyes flutter shut as the itch overwhelms her, and she sneezes once, soft but itchy sounding, into the back of her hand. She hears Liam make a small noise, and opens her eyes to see him scrambling to be on top of her lap, kissing her passionately. He moans as she returns the intensity, and Zach uses the distraction to pepper kisses along her neck, pausing near her shoulder to suck a mark. The sharp pain feels delightful to Harper, who lets out a loud moan into the kiss with Liam. Zach reaches behind Harper to unclasp her bra, helping her take it off and tossing it to the floor. He reaches between her and Liam to grab her now exposed breasts, circling one of her nipples carefully with his thumb, eliciting a gasp and moan from her.
"Good girl~" he mutters into her ear, then bites down on her lobe. She let's out a whine, causing him to chuckle. "You like that, baby?" She nods softly. Liam pulls away from kissing Harper, leaning down to begin licking at her chest. Harper squirms and whines.
"Fuck, baby, that-" She pauses, hitching before sneezing twice onto Liam.
"Awww, is the pollen already getting to you?" Zach asks, reaching over to the bouquet to grab one of the lilies. Harper squirms as Liam sucks on her breast, and Zach places the lily in Harper's hair, tucking it around her ear. "You're gorgeous." Liam looks up at her, and reaches around to grab a lily from the bouquet as well, but Harper catches his hands and pushes him down into the couch.
"Now is that how you think this is gonna be played, darling?" Harper questions. She holds his hands above him on the couch, facing away from Zach. Liam flushes and tries to stammer some explanation out, but fails to say any true words.
"What're you thinking of doing?" Zach asks softly, and Harper smiles.
"I don't know, he's just so cute, I can't help but want to give him whatever he wants." She leans down and helps Liam take his shirt off, freeing his arms in the process from her clutches. He reaches down to his pants to start taking those off, but Harper stops him. "Patience darling. Don't worry, you'll get what you want." Harper positions herself on Liam's lap, grabbing the lily in her hair. She hesitates, holding it in her hand for a second before holding it to her nose and sniffing. The pollen is intense, and Harper begins coughing harshly. She drops the lily, and Zach picks it up, putting it loose on the table.
"Shit, doll, maybe that wasn't a good ide-oh, bless you!" Zach exclaims as Harper sneezes onto Liam, the spray reaching his bare chest. He whines and squirms, trying to buck his hips into Harper for any amount of relief. But one sneeze isn't enough to rid the tickle in her nose, and she sneezes twice more quickly onto him.
"No fair, don't let him have all the fun." Zach whines. "Harper, be a good girl and sneeze into my neck, won't you?" He kisses her neck and bites at it until she reluctantly turns to face him. Her eyes are tightly shut, tears streaming down them, and her nose is starting to run. It's flaring too, and she obviously still needs to sneeze. "Oh god, Harper, you truly made a mess of yourself, haven't you?" Zach chuckles and kisses her parted lips quickly before Harper hitches and sneezes twice into the corner of Zach's neck. "Bless you baby, adorable, fuck, you're so hot." He says breathily. Harper sneezes once more, harsh and messy, onto his neck before seemingly finding relief. She sighs and lifts her head, trails of mess coming with her.
"Can I have a tissue, darling?" Harper asks, covering her nose with her hand.
"Uh, yeah, here." Zach reaches over to where he placed a tissue box, grabbing a bunch and handing it to her. "You're so pretty darling, jesus." He kisses her neck as she cleans herself up, sneezing once more into the tissues. "Bless you hun." He chuckles as he looks over at Liam, who is watching Harper intently. "You wanna make things interesting, Harper?" Harper smirks as she follows Zach's gaze over to Liam.
"What did you have in mind?" Harper softly touches Liam, feeling around his thighs and over the bulge in his pants. He pants and whines, bucking into Harper's hand.
"I think you should take out your wings. He should have to pay if he gets to see you all allergic." Harper laughs.
"Oh~ And you don't have to pay? I could pull the chhinkni out, we know that gives you a fit. You do raise a cute point though."
"I bought the flowers, isn't that payment enough?" Zach whines, placing his chin on Harper's shoulder.
"Isn't that more of a reward for you than me?"
"You're getting off topic. Liam, you wanna be a good boy for me and sneeze from Harper's wings?" Liam gasps a little, nodding enthusiastically.
"Don't worry darling, I'll make it worth your while." She stands up off of Liam.
"Come back~" Liam whines, and Harper chuckles.
"Give me a second darling, you can be patient, can't you?" She takes off her pants and underwear, which is soaked through. This really was turning her on. She releases her wings, stretching and flapping them a couple times. She sneezes as it stirs up the pollen, and sniffles a few times.
"Come here darling, let me clean up your nose." Zach says, grabbing more tissues. Harper walks over and kisses him on his forehead before focusing on Liam. He scrunches his nose a little.
"Want me to take off your pants for you darling?"
"N-no! No, I can, uh, do it myself." He quickly sits up, unzipping his pants and taking them off, placing them and his underwear neatly on the ground. Zach quickly begins pawing at Liam's dick, delicately teasing the head. Liam lets out a high pitched moan.
"Good boy Liam," Harper says. "Now lay back down so I can get on top of you."
"Oh, is that your plan?" Zach asks, letting go of Liam so he can lay back down. Harper positions herself facing Liam, slowly lowering herself onto Liam's dick. She moans as she feels him inside her, feeling his dick twitch in anticipation. Zach wastes no time in beginning to touch Harper's wings, which are an erogenous zone for her. She moans and leans her head back. Zach pauses to grab the back of Harper's hair and yanks softly, pulling her towards him to whisper in her ear.
"You focus on him for now, but afterwards, you'll put your focus on me, got it?" Harper whines and nods, and Zach releases her hair. He kisses the back of her neck and travels down to the base of her wings, kissing along the edges of them, smiling as she squirms and whines. Her wings puff up with arousal, and he pauses a second to look over at Liam, who was starting to sniffle. Harper shifts and positions herself a little better, pausing to sneeze twice in front of her, which causes Liam to moan as the spray falls on him.
"Zach, darling, can you hand me those tissues you were holding?" Harper asks.
"Um, actually..." Liam interjects, and Zach pauses his movements, looking over Harper at Liam and raising an eyebrow. "Do you have to? Cause you, uh, you just look so pretty all m-messy..." He struggles to even say the word, and trails off after it, blushing. He turns his head and covers his face with his hand.
"Awww, well, since you asked so nicely, I suppose I don't need those tissues." Harper chuckles. She scrubs at the tip of her nose, and jolts down with two more sneezes, causing Liam to moan again. "You like that, baby?" He nods, and she chuckles. "Use your words darling." He struggles, stuttering for a second, and Harper tilts her head. "Awww, all tongue-tied?"
"I know how to get him to talk." Zach says, grabbing the loose lily off the table. "Liam, darling, use your words and tell me how Harper makes you feel when she sneezes, and I'll trace this flower along her nose, that's sure to give her a fit, do you think you can do that for me, baby?" Liam stares at the flower Zach is holding, struggling to form words, but he takes a deep breath.
"Um, well, uh, the spray hitting me feels so good, and, uh, Harper sounds so pretty when she... When she s-sneezes, and, uh-mm!" He cuts himself off with a moan as Harper starts to move her hips slowly up and down.
"Go on darling, don't let me distract you, you were saying?" He squirms and closes his eyes roughly, moving his hips.
"Uh... Right, and, mmm~ W-when Harper sneezes, I can feel her tighten around my, my, uh, dick. And yeah, it just feels so-" He's cut off again, but this time to sneeze softly into his hand. "Scuse me, sorry, it just feels so good-" He sneezes again, a little more forcefully. "Scuse me."
"Always so polite." Harper muses, chuckling at the adorable display she finds before her.
"Good boy, there we go, see? Just have to give the right incentive and he can talk all he wants." He strokes the top of Harper's wings, where the bone sits, as that, from the base to the edge, is her most sensitive point. She gasps and jumps a little, interrupting the rhythm she was starting to find. "Now, let's focus on your reward." The lily is much bigger than Harper's nose, but he takes great care to carefully trace the edges of the petals around her nose. She stays still, allowing him to do this, but he sees her hold her breath. She's trying to make this show last before she'll have to interrupt it by sneezing. Zach moves the flower so one of the stems of pollen is touching the edge of her nostril, and carefully he pushes it so it goes inside. Harper gasps, nose flaring, and Zach pulls back the flower as Harper starts to sneeze on Liam. One, two, three times in quick succession, and she gasps before launching into another fit. The sneezes are wet and desperate, and she bounces up with each sneeze. All this sensation seems to be quickly overwhelming Liam, who whines and squirms. After a minute passes, the fit finally seems to slow and Zach tilts Harper's head so he can get a look at her.
"Oh, baby, are you alright?" Worry seeps into his voice, and he feels a pang of guilt.
"Yeah, yeah." Her voice is laced with congestion, and she wipes at her eyes. "I need those tissues now though." He hands them to her and she blows her nose, filling them. He grabs a few more and hands them to her, who tosses the other ones aside to pick up later.
"I'm sorry darling." He says softly, kissing her hair and rubbing her head. She sneezes once more into her tissues and shakes her head.
"Don't be, I'm doing fine. Ugh, that was intense though." She tosses the tissues aside and sniffles. Liam sneezes, and Harper turns her attention back to him, smiling.
"How are you doing, darling?" He lets out a little whine. "You're close, aren’t you? Awwww, all my sneezing riled you up that much?" She cooed at him, especially as he sneezes again. "Bless you darling. Do you need a tissue?" Zach stands up from where he was sitting behind Harper to go and sit in front of the couch, next to where Liam is laying. Liam looks over at him, and Zach leans in, kissing him passionately. They moan, and hold that kiss until Liam breaks it to sneeze again into his hand.
"Scuse me..." he says softly, panting a little. Zach reaches over and grabs a loose feather in Harper's wings, twirling it in front of Liam.
"I wonder if you could go 10 seconds without sneezing." He says, chuckling.
"Haven't you tortured him enough Zach?" Harper says, amusement clear in her voice. "Plus, he would struggle to last 5 seconds, let alone 10." Harper sneezes twice more. "Ugh, I know I couldn't last 10."
"Fair enough. Fine, baby, if you last 5 seconds without sneezing with me tickling your nose, then Harper will finish you off, all right?"
"Since when is that for you to decide?" Harper challenged, and Zach smiled.
"Do I need to remind you that I'm in charge here? You're mine, Harper darling, I've got the collar to prove that you belong to me." Harper huffs.
"What's in it for me then?" She says.
"So spoiled." He scooches over, leaning up to stroke at her wings again. "Always expecting a reward for your obedience. I should train that habit out of you. But for now, can't you just go along with me, angel?" She whines and softens from the touch and from the use of her favorite pet name. She nods, and Zach chuckles. "There we go, good girl~" He leans up and kisses her on the cheek before going to his original position next to Liam. "Alright darling, you think you can do it?"
"Um... I don't know..." Liam hesitates, blushing as he hides his mouth behind his hand.
"Oh, we don't have to do this baby, I just-"
"No, no, that's... Not what I meant, I just know how, uh, sensitive my nose is... B-But I wanna try!" Zach chuckles.
"Good." He lifts the feather in front of Liam's nose. It twitches, and he chuckles. He holds it there for a moment, and Liam's breath goes uneven. He hitches twice and sneezes, barely having time to cover. Zach chuckles. "Now how are you going to last if I can't even put it near you?" Liam whines.
"If you actually tickle it instead of-" He pauses to sneeze again. "Instead of teasing me."
"Is that sass I'm hearing?" Liam shuts his mouth quickly and shakes his head. "That's what I thought. I was trying to get you used to it being near you, love." He kisses Liam quickly. "I'll try for real now." With his free hand, he caresses Liam's cheek, and uses the other to insert the feather into Liam's nose. His breath instantly catches, and he hitches.
"I'm sorry!" He blushes, mortified. Zach chuckles.
"For what, baby? I like it when you sneeze on me." He purrs. "Do you wanna try again?" Liam nods, and Zach places the feather in his nose again. "1, 2, 3, 4, and 5." No sooner than Zach says five does Liam begin sneezing, the sneezes harsh and messy. He sneezes for a few seconds, then sniffles. Zach throws the feather on the ground. "Bless you hun, you did so good. You ready, Harper?" He looks over, only to realize Harper's pinching her nose to stifle her sneezes. "Aw, honey, what are you doing?" He stands up, removing her hands from her face and kissing her head.
"Ugh, *snf* I was trying not to distract him." She sneezes again, and rubs her nose. "It itches." She whines.
"I bet. Your poor nose isn't used to the pollen, is it?"
"Yeah, but hand me a flower."
"Oh? Why?"
"I want to sneeze for Liam. To sneeze as he cums."
"Adorable." He hands a lily to Harper, who sniffs it quickly before coughing and shoving it back into his hands. She starts moving her hips up and down again, although a little erratically as she begins hitching. She sneezes twice, and Liam moans. It's all so much, and as he is overcome with pleasure.
"You gonna cum, baby?" Zach whispers into his ear as he lowers himself back next to Liam. He nods quickly and whines. "Good boy, good boy, cum for me darling." Liam whines loudly and bucks up into Harper as he cums in her, and she moans. They stay there for a moment, Harper sneezing and Liam panting as he comes back down to Earth.
"You felt good?" Harper asks in between sneezing.
"Yeah..." Liam says, panting. Harper chuckles, rubbing her nose.
"Good. Zach, darling, can you hand me a tissue?"
"What, am I only useful as a tissue dispenser for you?" He asks, but hands her tissues anyway.
"Of course not." Harper blows her nose. "Now, didn't you want me to focus on you? What did you have in mind?" She shifts, moving herself off of Liam, cum spilling out of her.
"You're gorgeous, god." He leans over to her chest and kisses her breast, chuckling as she moans. "So gorgeous." He kisses and bites at her nipple, and Harper rolls her head back. He lets go and stands up, taking off his pants and underwear, and lays back on the couch facing towards Harper. "Darling, w..." He blushes, embarrassed by what he's about to ask. "Would you please sneeze on my dick?" Harper moves herself to face Zach.
"Yeah, I can do that, hold on." She takes a second to move her hair out of the way, then leans down and moves near his dick, planting a couple of kisses on the head. Zach moans, placing his hand on Harper's hair. Liam, having a chance to cool off, takes the distraction to begin stroking Harper's wings, causing her to pause and moan. He sneezes once more, and reaches over to grab tissues. He wipes his nose off and places it carefully on the table before resuming touching Harper's wings.
"Adorable." He says to Liam, and gasps as Harper sneezes on him. "Fuck, baby, just like that, fuck!" He exclaims as Harper sneezes again. "Shit, that feels so good, oh my god." He's panting, and Harper sniffles. She kisses his dick again, licking at it and smirking as Zach moans. She sneezes once more, and the grip in her hair tightens. Liam leans into Harper's wings, kissing the base of them. She moans, and his breath hitches from the closeness of the allergen. He sneezes once, twice into her back where her wings sat. He gasps, and sneezes thrice into her again.
"Aw, honey, look at you." Zach cooes as he caresses her cheek. "Are you close? Already?"
"S-shut up-mmph!" She moans as Liam rubs his nose into her.
"Dont stop now Liam, you're gonna make her cum, god, you're absolutely adorable." He watches as Harper starts to shake, and as Liam starts to sneeze again, she moans and twitches, gripping Zach's legs as she cums. "There we go, good girl~" He praises, and Liam lifts his head, sneezing once more and grabs tissues. He blows his nose softly, still trying to be polite despite himself. Harper rests her head on Zach's leg, panting a little. She puts her wings away to allow Liam some relief.
"You doing alright there darling?" Zach asks Harper, and she nods, lifting her head.
"Yeah, just worn out. But I got you, don't worry." She peppers kisses on Zach's dick, giggling as it twitches.
"Fuck, please Harper." She smirks.
"Adorable." She hitches and sneezes on him, and he moans. She shifts and moves her head so she can take the tip in her mouth, licking the tip and slowly lowering her head. Zach moans, leaning his head back. Liam watches intensely, blushing over the beautiful sight, but worn out and content to just watch. She starts to bob her head, but pauses and moves so she can sneeze onto him twice. "God, I'm making a mess, aren’t I?"
"Please Harper." Zach whines again, eyes squinted shut. "Please." She places his dick in her mouth again, bobbing up and down. He moans, squirming a little and gripping her hair again. He uses a hand to push her head up and down, and he holds his breath as he feels himself getting close. She pauses once more to sneeze on him, and the noise he makes is closer to a whimper than anything else. She smiles, and continues blowing him. It only takes a minute more before he's spilling cum in her mouth. She laps up all she can, and lifts her head to sit up.
"There you go." She praises. "Feel good?"
"Yes." He sighs, laying down fully. "Thank you." She chuckles.
"Of course baby." She wipes off her mouth, and turns to lay on Liam's shoulder. "How are you doing?"
"Good, wiped out, but good. You alright?" He asks as she sneezes twice. "Bless you, bless you." He kisses the top of her head. "We should probably get rid of the flowers, shouldn’t we?"
"Hmm, leave them, I wanna have more fun with them later before we get rid of them." She closes her eyes. "I should probably head upstairs though, maybe take a nap. Join me?" She says, standing up. Liam gets up, and they both start moving upstairs.
"Hey, wait for me!" Zach says, scrambling to get up.
"Yes, yes, C'mon. I hope you know, Zach, I am planning on making you pay for this." He grins.
I love a good snzfic that has lore. Like yes give me your 10 chapter, 100k word fic about your favorite ship and riddle it with lore and sneezy sex. Yes write that fic that just so happens to be erotic care taking with nightmares and comfort and getting together and make it 100k words. I WILL READ IT.
Gosh, drawing T//enna snz again feels wild— like going back to my origins (I.E. what gave me the confidence to start actually posting) 🥹🥹 I like this silly big-nosed mentally-ill TV a whole lot ngl
If you’re looking for some more of him in particular, @dustynrosy has a wealth of older posts about him that I highly recommend :]€
Opening coms cos I’m broke and lost my job. I only do payment through PayPal…idk I’ve never don’t this before. Do I expect this to go anywhere? No. But I figured it’s worth a shot. If you recognize my sona…no u don’t.
