Look up at they sky, its

LOCKHEED MARTIN

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That time of year

Cardin: Alright so your party has encountered a drago-

Jaune: I roll to su-

*CRASH*

Yang: (laying in the broken pile of a table, elbow on floor and head in hands) Looks like you rolled a nat 20, what do you do~

Jaune: Yang what the fuck. Miss Goodwitch is gonna kill us.

Yang: Soooo you’re roll to sudu-

Jaune: GET OUT!

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In A Galaxy Far Away

So I started this back when the SW Battlefront 2 craze began in May so I'm a little late. But hey, better late than never. @notmaplemable this is for you.

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*STAR WARS THEME PLAYS*

The Clone Wars rages on through the galaxy, affecting everyone’s way of life. None more so than the Jedi. With countless Jedi leading and falling in battle, those to teach the next generation of the order dwindle. Unorthodox methods are used to ensure that none are left behind.

“Can you believe it guys, we’re actually going to battle!” a young padawan exclaimed. Her red-tipped hair bouncing just as much as her.

“I wouldn’t be excited, Ruby. There are actual stakes here, lives at risk. No do over.” 

“B-b-b-but we’ll be fine. Master Qrow is going to be there with us.” replied Ruby.

“Ruby, he’s only one Jedi. He has six other padawns to watch over.” 

“Jaune’s right, Ruby. We might actually not see any fighting.” said Blake.

It was then that the force decided that Padawan Blake should keep her mouth shut more often as alarms sounded off.

“ALL PERSONNEL TO BATTLE STATIONS. SEPIES SHIPS HAVE JUMPED FROM HYPER SPACE!”

Jaune and Ruby regarded Blake with an expression of smug and humor.

“I will cut you both.”

“C’mon”, said Jaune “let's regroup with the others before anything else happens.”

The three set off to find their fellow Padawans.

As the ship was continuously rocked with fire from Separatist fighters and ships, the more frantically the three searched for their friends. Then, a worrying announcement rang out.

“DROP SHIPS SPOTTED. PREPARE FOR ENEMY BOARDING!”

Squads of clones flooded the hallways, rushing to choke points throughout the Venator. 

“RUBY!”

The three stop in their tracks as a voice called out. There, with a squad of troopers behind her was Yang and the rest of their friends. 

“Yang, what happened?”

“Ambush, that’s what. They dropped out of hyper space not long after us.” informed Weiss.

“What about help? The 115 was supposed to rally with the 66 Battalion here.” questioned Jaune.

“Seems that they’re running a little late.” retorted Nora. 

Another explosion rocked the ship. A clone sergeant walked into their group.

“Commanders, we have to move. We’re vulnerable here, we need to link with other squadrons. Comms are saying B2s and Drodikas are moving through the hallways. 

“Right, sergeant lead the way.” ordered Pyrrha.

Traveling though the many hallways revealed the damage the ambush had brought. Fires covering walls in the hallways, lights flickering off and on in some while some were completely unpassable due to the amount of debris 

“Were almos-

KKSSSSHHHH

The clone fell in two. The scene stopped the group dead in their tracks. What followed made their blood run cold.

CLINK CLINK CLINK 

“Aaaaa. So many lightsabers to add to my collection. HAHAHA!”

General Grevious.

They’ve all heard of the infamous general. The one who has murdered countless of their masters. Slaughter untold numbers of Republic soldiers. And of his collection.

“GO COMMANDERS! WE’LL HOLD H-GAH” 

“Foolish clones.”

They ran. The sound of blasters and saber clashing echoed. As well as the screams of their clones.

“Why are we running? WE COULD HAVE HELPED!” yelled Yang in anger.

“You’ve heard the stories. What do you think would have happened to us?”

“BUT WE CAN’T JUST THEM TO BE LEFT ALONE WITH THAT MONSTER!” she replied back.

VROM KRISH

A green blade appeared in front of Yang, clashing with a grey metallic staff. The electric hum of the electrostaff worried the group of young Jedis as 4 MagnaGuards appeared.

“Looks like we’re back in class.” quipped Nora as she ignited her lightsaber.

The eight split into two teams each taking on a group of droids. What they weren’t expecting was how much of an effort was to be needed in taking them down. 

“How, woah, are these blasted, gah, droids so good?” asked Weiss to no one in particular.

“I heard that they were programmed with a fighting style, though it seems they know all seven,” said Jaune as he blocked another strike, “however, they’re not that good.”

“JAUNE!” shout Ren.

KISSSHHHHHH

Green Blade met blue blade. Pyrrha now locked with General Grevious. 

“Is that any way to talk about your betters, Jedi.” mocked Grevious.

“You’re not better, only an abomination.” retorted Pyrrha. “One that should be dealt with.”

“Do try.” taunted Grevious.

Pyrrha opened one of her palms in an attempt to use the force to create distance, only for cyborg to jump and walk on the ceiling.

“Hahah, foolish girl. I know you’re tricks”. And he began assaulting the young Jedi with a barrage of strikes. 

“Nora, Blake, help Pyrrha.” shouted Jaune. But as they broke off, they were quickly fired upon by battle droids that had turned the corner.

“Karabast.”

Krissh “One down, I got Pyrrha.” called out Yang as she sliced a MagnaGuard in half.

As soon as she got close, a blade of blue flashed before. It was wielded by none other than the General, but strangely, he was using his foot.

“Now this is getting interesting, hahaha” mocked the General. 

As their duel continued, Pyrrha was continued to be pushed back as Yang attempted to unleash her own fury of swipes, only to have them countered by the droid’s own slashes.

Jaune watched as his friends continued to have no effect on the general, he then had a good stupid idea.

“Time to finish this.” said Grevious as he used his free foot to grab Pyrrha by the face and slam her to the ground before throwing her at Yang. As he prepared the finishing strike, he froze and was pulled forward towards Jaune. However, the general was not fazed.

“GAAAHHH” screamed Jaune as he was struck by one of the general’s blades. Once again, before he could strike, he was pushed further back, knocking over droids in the path.

The rest of the padawans forward a defensive wall in front of their fallen comrade. Standing in defiance of Grievous. The general however, remained undaunted.

“You think you’re safe in numbers,” he reached for his waist as a clicking sound was heard “I have fought against greater, more experienced numbers.” 

The group watched in shock horror as his arms detached and four lightsabers ignited. 

Grievous ran towards them, jumping from the ground to the walls in random fashion, the unpredictability of the movements rendered any use of the force ineffective. 

The seven attempted to attack from different angles but Grievous' cyborg body had a few tricks up his chassis. His body spun, blocking any attack from the Jedis. Nora attempted to find an opening in the spin but that resulted in her weapon being launched from her hand. She was immediately grabbed by the general and slammed into the ground and slammed into a wall. 

As the fight continued, the young padawans fell one by one, leaving young Ruby alone to face the monster.

“You must realize, you. Are. DOOMEDDDDD. HAHAHA” mocked the general. 

Two arms extended outwards and lightsabers spun at such speeds that Ruby could not see Grevious. The whirring only grew louder as the speed increased and she feared that this is where she would die.

Woosh, Clink.

“Gah” shouted the general as a cables were shot at him, restraining him.

Suddenly, General Grevious was forced to the ground. 

“End of the Line, General. Your fleet is out numbered.”

Master Qrow had appeared, and he wasn’t alone. Clones quickly ran to administer aid to her friends as they trained their blasters at the monster before her.

“You may have defeated my ships, but you will not have me Jedi scum.” and with that, Grievous slashed at the cables restraining him and pulled the cables; launching the clones forward towards their ally. He then turned around and crawled away with such speed that it knocked the clones blocking his exit off their feet.

“This is General Qrow, General Grevious has escaped, do not let him off this ship. Ruby are you ok?”

“I thought I was dead.” said Ruby in shock. “Are they going to be alright?”

“I trust the force will take care of them. They’re tough, I'll give them that.” replied Qrow.

“What now?”

“Now, we continue with our mission, the 115 had arrived during the fight and are assisting with medical assistance."

“Will we catch him?”

“I’m not sure. Reports say he’s a slippery one. You're lucky you survived, not many do.”

Ruby looked down dejectedly as she casted a glance at her friends on the ground. Immediately realizing his mistake, Qrow quickly replied, 

“Hey look, you did exceptionally well for your age. You’ll get better and stronger. But now, we have to move forward. The outer rim needs our help.”

“Yea, ok.” replied Ruby.

Her and her friends' first time out in the field had been a nightmare, barely surviving their encounter with the infamous General Grievous. If this was just the beginning, she feared for what else may await them.

*STAR WARS END CREDITS THEME*

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First Contact

The morning started off as any other morning in Atlas for Team RWBY. Wake up, fight who gets to shower first, get dressed, eat and head to the briefing room for the day’s missions.

Everything was normal up until the end of the briefing, RWBY sitting alone in the room. No mission for them it would seem. At least until General Ironwood came into the room. Now things were interesting.

“Alright, I know what you are wondering and I’ll cut to the chase. Today, we have yet to receive a report from a monitoring outpost in the farther regions of Solatis. Normally we are a bit more patient but this is a critical outpost as it receives information from multiple monitoring systems and it is the closest one we have to the grimm lands.” said Ironwood.

“If it’s so critical, why not send the Ace Ops, they’re more than equipped to handle something so important like this?” asked Blake.

“They have their mission besides today’s. And, this does not leave the room, other posts have reported strange sightings. One would think it would be just nervous soldiers but these are experienced men, and the fact we have gotten multiple reports with nearly the exact descriptions, this is a cause for concern. I want some of the best that I have to investigate.”

“We won’t let you down sir.” declared Weiss.

“I know you won’t. Now move, a bullhead will take you the outpost. The bullhead will only drop you off at the outpost, its needed for the Amity project. Once you have regained control of the outpost, turn on the power and its defense system should return back to operational level. I’ll have teams come and relieve you once you have made contact back with HQ. Good luck ladies.”

(Line Break)

Crunch Crunch Crunch Crunch

The sound of snow underneath their feet did nothing to help the sense of uneasiness that flowed through Ruby.

“Just perfect, a snow storm had to show up,” said Weiss.

“How much farther do we have until we reach the station?” asked Yang as she clutched her jacket.

“We should be reaching about now,” said Ruby. And just as she said, the station had appeared in their vision.

Quickly making their way towards it, they soon noticed worrying signs. The door seemed to have been blasted, computers destroyed and bodies scattered everywhere. As they continued, the bodies soon began to tell a story. An unnerving one.

“I don’t understand how they could have been killed so fast. Even White Fang ambushes weren’t this efficient, even with Adam leading them.” said Blake.

“Not even a fight. Look at how far away the security team is away from everything else. Barely out of the arms room before they fell.” added Weiss.

“Well, whatever did this, they sure liked fire.” said Yang as examined a burn mark on a wall. Her curiosity told her to touch it. And she did, recoiling her finger back with a yelp.

“What!?” questioned Blake.

“It's hot. Even after all this time it's still burning.”

“No fire would still be hot, the outside climate would have cooled it by now. Speaking of which, Weiss, you noticed the burn marks on the bodies as well?" asked Ruby.

“I did. But it couldn’t have been any kind of shaped charge either. Even fire dust can’t cauterize wounds, or make them this big.” added Weiss.

Blake ears flickered.

“If it wasn’t dust or guns, who or what did this?” asked Yang.

Again, Blake’s ears flickered.

“Well, whoever they are using shaped charge projectiles because these are literally burn wounds. Heck, even on the walls those scorch marks could pass for a shape charge except there’s no hole. That hole was essentially made by melting it.” explained Ruby.

FLICK

“GUYS MOVE!” shouted Blake.

On instinct, the other three dived away from their positions. For a brief moment, they saw a blue blade strike the center of their position before disappearing.

“What the HELL was that!?”

The four formed a circle, back to back. Scanning the room, the readied themselves for their attacker to show themselves.

Fffsssshhhh

A hissing sound was all they heard before they were all blown out of the room and into the cold outside.

Crunch Crunch Crunch

The snow in front of the defeated girls was deafened by a ringing in their ears. Multiple footprints were made in the snow, the only thing that alerted the girls that their attacker was not alone.

A familiar blue blade was ignited followed by a hiss. The blade was raised and the wielder took their time to ensure that their blade struck true.

BANG

Only that their aim was interrupted by a shot to the head. A brief flicker gave the four a glimpse of their attacker. One word ran through their heads.

They were big.

Another bang echoed out followed by automatic fire.

“This is sergeant Allieri, we’ve made contact with covenant forces. Four civilians, requesting med-evac.”

As the four regained their bearings, their mysterious saviors were busy shooting at…nothing. Or at least it would appear so to them. A soldier broke them out of their thoughts.

“Are you alright?” she asked.

“Who are you?” asked Ruby.

“Private Ackers, UNSC.” she replied.

“UNSC?” questioned Blake.

“Keep firing, Bird is almost here. Where are our hogs at?” yelled a soldier before a small flash of green took him down.

Suddenly, 5 vehicles jumped a small ridge, unleashing a stream of minigun fire. 

With the element of surprise gone, the mysterious foes unveiled themselves. Like water following over glass, their opponent became visible, granting RWBY a clean view of who they were attacked by.

Creatures ranging from small to tall came into view, though saying small was an understatement as their smallest attacker was as tall as Weiss. What caught their eyes though was their equipment. The blue ones seem to have aura with how they seem to flicker with lights when struck. Their weapons however, told a different story.

The sounds their guns made were straight up the sound a kid would make pretending to shoot a laser gun. But instead of being toys, these were real. They saw a shot impact a soldier and immediately put them down. A familiar scorch mark was left where he was shot.

"At least we know who attacked the outpost.” said Yang.

“We have to help them,” said Ruby with conviction.

“Woah, you are in condition to fight, you guys are lucky to have survived that plasma grenade.” replied Ackers.

“We’re tougher than we look.” replied Yang before she stood up and leaped into action.

“INCOMING!” yelled Yang as she smashed into a group of enemies. Before one of them could regain their senses, she unleashed a punch into the abdomen of one, sending it flying. Her moment of victory cut short when she was shot in the back.

“AAAHH!” screamed Yang. She felt as though back had melted, her aura doing its job at saving her.

A loud shot rang out as her attacker dropped to the ground, a brief flicker surrounded them as the layed on the ground. 

“Weiss, use a summon. Blake, go get Yang.” ordered Ruby.

“HUNTERS!”

“Back up?” hoped Weiss.

A hope that was quickly shattered as a loud rumbling roared out. Two gigantic beasts emerged from thin air. Their saviors quickly focused their fire on the two beasts. But for all their firepower, it did nothing to slow them. They shielded themselves with their large shields.

“WEISS!” shouted Ruby.

“Hey get down!” ordered Ackers. To her surprise, she saw Weiss summon a creature of pure white and watch as it ram itself towards the beasts. It did nothing to the beasts but it gave Blake an opening to restrain its shield arm. The opening was taken advantage of as everyone opened fired.

The other one roared as one of its arms charged and shot out a ball of green. It struck one of the vehicles, resulting in a devastating explosion.

The strength of the beast was too great for Blake as it launched Blake. Ruby shot at it as it charged towards, but her shots literally bounced from its shield. As it neared, Yang prepared an aura charge fist.

VVRRROOMM 

CRASH

A vehicle had crashed into their foe, sending it flying. A figure then landed in front of them as an explosion erupted from the crash. Clad in green armor, the figure looked down at the four before their attention was taken by a loud angry roar.

The other beast eyes had taken to switch from a faint green glow to a prominent red glow. Its cannon charged and unleashed a volley of rapid fire green. 

“TAKE COVER” ordered the green savior. Unfortunately, some were cut down.

In awe, RWBY watched as the figure ran towards the fire. The creature charged as well, shield raised and came crashing down. But he jumped over hit, landing behind it. Jumping onto its back, he extended a hand and activated a small purple ball which was soon covered in a blue flame. They stuck the ball into the neck of the creature and leaped off its back. 

It turned around and let out a road. As it charged, an explosion took its head.

“Wow.” was all Ruby said.

“It's still moving,” yelled Weiss.

Indeed it was still moving, but without a head, it swung and shot aimlessly. A lone soldier ran up with a rocket launcher and fired. What remained was just a torso that soon fell backwards.

“Radio base that we neutralized Banish threats. Collect what you can and stage for retrieval. Have me-” the giant of a man stopped mid sentence as a rapier was pointed at their head. Soon guns were turned on the four girls.

“You’re not Atlas, nor a Hunter. Explain.” ordered Weiss.

A showdown between the two commenced, neither backdown. Only ending when he ran into the group. The four dodge out the way but it appeared that they weren’t his target. A punch into the air revealed another one of those blue creatures, this one with a blue blade. The punch had staggered it and the opportunity was seized by the man as he took its arm, extended and delivered a crippling punch to its elbow, breaking it. The being let out a roar of pain. The man took its blade and stabbed it. The creature fell without a sound.

The four just looked at him, astonished by the speed at which the kill was made.

“Douglas-042” ‘Douglas replied, back still facing the four. “Sparatan of the UNSC. Now are we clear on who we are.”

The sounds of engines drew the four attention to the sky, hopping to see a bullhead. Instead, they saw 4 large aircraft, none of which belonged to any kingdom.

“You can stay here and never speak of what happened,” Douglas said “or you can come with me and get answers.”

RWBY looked at each. Their answer unanimous.

“This is Sparatan 042, RTBing to Oscar 4-11. Bring four civilians.”

“Huntresses.” scowled Weiss.

“Correction, four ‘Huntresses’”. Corrected Douglas. 

As the aircraft took off, Ruby jumped up from her seat.

“SHIT!”

“What?” asked a startled Blake.

“We forgot to get the station back online and report to HQ”

The four looked at each before the silence was broken by Yang.

“Fuck.”

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A lil something

Jaune: and i said, now thats a ka-

Nora: Hey jaune, u got something in your teeth.

Jaune: oh shit, what is it?

Yang: MY TONGUE!

Pyrrha: WH-

Jaune was then taken to the ground a ICBY (intercontinental Ballistic Yang)

Jaune: (very manly feminine moans)

Yang: (Predatory moans)

Pyrrha: (sad redhead nosies)

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Oh I know what the Ladies Like

Destruction surrounded everything, the sound of gunfire and screams filled the air. A lone silhouette walked onto two Atlas soliders.

They watched as an Elder Goliath continued its destructive warpath.

The female said, "It blew right through us. 50 cal, rockets, didn't do a thing".

Just then, a bullhead descended from the sky with releasing it gift from it steel cables.

A paladin.

A dark skinned man hoped off the machine

"Where's the rest of your platoon?"

"Wasted Sarge."

"And we will be too sir, if we don't get the hell outta here!"

The male solider was stopped when a hand was placed on his solider.

"You hit solider."

"N-no sir."

"Then listen up. You had your chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved corps! But to guide you back to the true path brought this motivation device."

The Sargent gestured to the paladin

"Usually the brother gods works in mysterious ways. But not today. This here is 12 tons of straight-up AP-spewing DEE-VINE INTERVENTION! If the brothers are love, then you can me cupid."

He turned back to the soldiers and the specialist.

"The specialist gonna take this Paladin, roll across the city, and blow up ANY inhuman son-of-a-bitch dumb enough to get in between him and the massive whale grimm."

He faced the male solider, "Buck-up boy. You're one very lucky solider."

The female solider spoke up. "What about that goliath".

The Sargent placed a cigar in his mouth he spoke. "We all ran the simulations-they're tough, but they ain't invincible. Stay with the Specialist, he'll know what to do."

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Hey look at that, another post in the same day.

Anyways, ive come to make an announcement

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE MORE NEON X JAUNE.

I need my crack fix. And that shit is peak crack (for Jaune ship that is)

I NEED MORE WORK FOR MY SECOND FAVORITE SHIP

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Look at the Facts

Wolf!Ruby: Your a dog, I’m a wolf. Lets just make a litter.

Dog!Jaune:….

Wolf!Ruby:….

Dog!Jaune:…(tail wags)

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Debts

Team JNPR dorm the first night together as a team.

Jaune: So Pyrrha's a fighter, why you two want to become hunters?

Ren: "My father give his life so I could escape the grimm. What kind of a son would I be if I didn't collect on that debt"

J+P: ....

Nora: Yea, he's a bit dramatic like that. Me? It gives me an outlet.

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Peak Male Fantasy

Cinder, bloodied and injured: s-*cough cough*-so how about a truce huh? Help me and I'll help you take down Salem.

Jaune: You took so much, not just from me, but from EVERYONE! Prison is too good for you. No. There's no grand final battle between against RWBY for you. You'll die as you were, nothing. Forgotten. Weak. (Removes shield and raises it). You die here, not even to be remember by even me.

JAUNE!

Jaune: wa-what?

RWBY, looking at Jaune. Cinder on the ground, clutching her bleeding stomach.

Jaune: Sorry, what did you say?

Weiss: Ruby asked what we should with her.

Jaune:....I-I have an idea. (Proceeds to unlatch his shield)

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A Great Journey

RWBY, finally defeats Salem.

Ruby: We did it guys! WE BEAT SALEM!

WBY: HOORAY!

Penny Combat Assistance System: Slip Space Rupture Detected.

Ruby: Say what now?

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Spoiler

Yang: Not so tough ar-what are you doing?

Ruby: Hit the deck

Weiss: I got this.

She infact- did not have it.

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Re-Write

Penny's death if the writers were good writers

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Snippet 2

Another Snipper for y'all to read. Enjoy.

TICK TICK TICK TICK

The sounds of the clock and turning gears filled her head. That and the soft even breathing of the small girl she was currently holding close to her chest. Some might say a bit possessively. 

“Ms.Belladonna?” asked the old man in front of her.

“OH, um yes headmaster?” asked Blake.

“I asked, why?”

Yes, why. A simple question, one that she couldn’t answer. Why, well she didn’t know.

Like why did she leave Adam and the White Fang?

Why did she think that becoming a huntress would help human faunus relations?

Why didn’t she change her name if she wanted to stay low?

Why…

Why did she refuse to give up the girl?

She had no obligation to keep her. She could have just taken her to Vale, where she was going to anyways, and drop her off at the nearest orphanage. But she didn’t. Why?

“Well?” inquired the headmaster again.

“I-I I don’t know.” she finally said.

“Well, then let me ask you this, why become a huntress?”

Easy.

“To help better relations between human and faunus.”

“And do you still think that?”

No, no she didn’t.

“No.”

“Then why keep her.” he pointed to the girl she was currently holding. A bit defensively.

She thought back to the night where she was given a girl.

It was a stormy night, lighting flashed violently across the sky. The winds blowing stronger than wind dust, hallowing louder than a beowulf.

“Take her and run as far as you can in the other direction. I’ll keep him away.” said a bloody muscular blonde man.

“BU-but I don’t know you. How can you trust me with her?” Blake asked frantically. It's not everyday that you get dumped with a child into your hands.

“Ruby.”

“What?”

“Her name is Ruby.”

“But I can’t, there has to be another way.”

A maniac laughter rang through the woods, louder than the screaming winds. Guess there was no other choice.

“But how can you trust me?” She repeated her question to the man.

“Because I see a girl who wants to change. You could have stayed hidden, but you didn’t. Hell, you could have just killed me and Ruby. But you didn’t. You have a heart. One that wants to change the world. So please, take her. Save her.”

Conflict filled her mind. She could run and pretend this never happened. She could stay and help the man fight. She co-

“OK give her to me.”

Or she could just take the kid.

“Thank you.”

“I’m sorry.” Blake said in an attempt to console the man.

“Tai.” said the man.

“What?”

“My name’s Taiyang Xiao-Long. Her father. Her mother’s name is Summer Rose. Her’s” Tai pointed to the girl who had a red blanket wrapped around her. “Is Ruby Rose.”

“I promise that I’ll let nothing harm her.” stated Blake.

“Thank you. Don’t let her forget about us.”

“I won’t.” Blake promised

With that, Tai ran in the opposite direction. Drawing the attention of whoever was chasing him.

And that was the last she ever saw of Tai.

“Because,” she started, “because me being a huntress now doesn’t change much. Sure I can help people as a faunus and change their opinions. But that won’t stop the hate.” She looked down at Ruby, softly breathing.

“Because societal change doesn’t happen with the current generation. It starts with the new one. The young. We can make them tolerant, make them see the errors in their parents' ways. Make them want to be better. Make them…want to change the world.”

The headmaster of Beacon smiled at Blake.

“Well Miss Belladonna, I would be happy to have the both of you attending Beacon Academy.”

‘And because I promised that I will keep her safe. That nothing would harm her.’ she thought.

‘Nothing will harm Ruby Rose, my precious gem.’

Wait. What did she just say?

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New Story,

Here's another oneshot for a series for my RWBY OTP. I present.... Chunibyo Yang

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Bed Check

Inspired by That 70's Show Bed Check Scene

Inside a space room inside the Xiao Long-Branwen household, were two young blonde adults on a pink fluffy bed.

“Soooo, how you been?” asked Yang.

The boy sitting next to her simply blushed as he rubbed his arm in a nervous manner. “I-I-I’ve been doing great.”

Yang scoots closer to Jaune, breaching his personal space. “C’mon, lighten up. Look I know that we didn't start off the best but I want this. I want you, Jaune. I love you, Jaune. I really do. 

Jaune looked down at his hands before speaking again. “I’m still trying to forgive you. I like you, you’re beautiful. But I’m not sure I can say that I love you yet.

Yang looks down at the dejectedly, the memories of what she did to Jaune still playing in her head. Gods she was fucking bitch for even doing it, what was she even thinking. Yang was taken out of her musing when she felt Jaune’s large hand encompass her own. 

“Hey, I said yet. There’s still time for us to grow.”

The smile that Jaune gave to Yang made her heart skip multiple beats. She felt her eyes grow heavy and she leaned in towards Jaune. Jaune didn’t even try to move away, instead leaning in as well. 

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK 

“BED CHECK!”

“Hide!” Yang told Jaune as she shoved him to the side just as the door opened. A blonde muscular man and a black hair woman walked in, scanning the room. Just as her parents walked in, Jaune hid behind the door.

“H-h-hey guys, wha-what um bring you guys here.” said Yang nervously. 

Raven spoke, “We just wanted to check up on you an-”

“See if anyone snuck in. I heard some noises.” interrupted Tai.

“Well as you can see there’s no boy here.”

“I never said anything about a boy.”

‘Crap’ “But it was implied. Besides, I’m not dating anyone.”

“That we know of. You said the same thing when you were going out with that Winchester boy.”

“Yang sweetie” said Raven, “you don’t have the best track record of choosing men. We just want to make sure you are not doing anything you’ll regret.”

Yang rapidly moved her eyes, signaling Jaune to leave. As he snuck out, Yang softly said, “Yea, well, you guys are a bit late for that.”

“What was that young lady,” said Tai.

Yang said, “Nothing! So thanks for stopping by, bye”, as he pushed them out of her room.

As she closed the door, Yang put her back to the door and slid down. “So that's how it feels to be cock blocked. It sucks.”

As Jaune left Yang’s room, he went to the closet room from Yang’s and opened it. Going in and closing the door, he was surprised to see who’s room it was. And even more surprised to see who else was in it.

On the red covered bed was Blake and Ruby. Who were aggressively making out. They stopped and looked at Jaune, who stared back at Jaune. It was Ruby who broke the silence.

“Jaune?!. Get out!”

Blake then grabbed Jaune’s arm.

“Wooah, not so fast Jaune.” said Blake as she gave him a sly smile.

It took a moment for Ruby and Jaune to process what she said. Once Jaune came to, he gave Blake a light slap which Ruby followed up with a series of her own light slaps.

“Idiot, Ruby’s dad is doing a bed check.”

And just like that, the was a pounding at Ruby’s door.

“Bed check.”

All three quickly moved; Blake and Jaune underneath Ruby’s bed while Ruby went to the foot of her bed and pretended to be praying. Her acting skills were enough to fool Tai. Well it was that, or Tai had a much softer spot for his youngest than for his oldest. No, he did not have a favorite.

“And bless mommy, and bless daddy, and bless Qrow.” Ruby then turned around. “Hi daddy,”

“Sorry to bother you kitten.”

With that, Tai and Raven left her room. As the door closed, Ruby went to check to see where they would go next.

“Blake, get your hand off my ass.”

“It was an accident.”

“SSSSHHH!” chidded Ruby.

“It’s still there.”

“It’s still an accident.” 

“BLAKE, it’s still there!”

“Yea.” smiled Blake.

Blake received a slap to her forehead.

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Snippet

The following is for a fanfic I’m planning on writing. I hope you enjoy a little sadness.

She followed the sounds of guitar strings deeper into the forest whereupon she saw an old playground. It was in a disheveled state; everything was rusted and the slides were broken. As she scanned the area, Yang spotted a familiar head of blonde hair. 

Jaune was sitting on one of the swing sets, playing a slow tone on the guitar. Not a care in the world, all of his attention was on playing the guitar. He looked so at home, so comfortable, playing the guitar. Yang slowly made her way to the swing set.

Step.

Step.

St- SNAP!

And like a deer, Jaunes’ head snapped up and scanned his surroundings. His eyes meet hers’. Blue was not the only thing that she saw in his eyes. She saw panic and fear in them a swell. And like a deer.

He ran. All that bullying made him a pretty fast runner. 

Unfortunately, Yang worked out a lot more.

With a few feet between them, Yang pounced him like a predator. In the midst of their falling, Jaune tried to break free of her strong hold.

“WAIT WAIT WAIT! I J-PAH.”

In Jaunes’ attempt to free himself, he kicked Yang in the face. Bad mistake on his part as she briefly saw red. And acting on her boxing experience, she swung. Two swings and she stopped, realizing her error. 

That realization horrified her. This wasn’t how it was supposed to go and it was going badly. 

‘Gods no, I-I-I didn’t me-’

Her thoughts were interrupted when the air was kicked out of her lungs. In her staggered state, she was shoved to the ground. Jaune made to run again but his ankle was caught in the strong grip of the boxer. 

“PLEASE, JUST HEAR ME OUT. I JUST WANT TO TALK.”

It was Jaunes’ turn to talk.

“Talk!? Talk about what? To say that you’re sorry!?”

Yang nodded.

Jaune scoffed, “Oum. You’re sorry? YOU’RE SORRY!?”

Yang shriveled up a bit as Jaune began to talk.

“Sorry doesn’t cut it, Yang. Do you have any idea how much it hurt!”

“I’m sorry, the accident. I he-”

“I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE DAMN ACCIDENT!. I’m talking about you and Cardins’ little ‘joke’.” That joke part was said with so much venom that Yang felt small.

“Do you know how much it hurts? How it hurt knowing all the smiles and laughs of yours were fake. All those moments that we shared. The secrets we, I, told. Do you know how much it broke me knowing that it was just all for the amusement of a couple assholes?”

It was becoming harder and harder for Yang to hold back her tears.

“I know, I know I fucked up. I do. But please, hear me out. I just want to make things right. Right with you.”

“I don’t believe” Jaune brought his hands to head in disbelief, “You fucking think that I will EVER want to have anything to do with you. You ruined my life. Your little stunt at my school, I was trying to not be seen. But now I’m hearing rumors about you and me being exes. I may never trust anyone with my heart ever again.”

That last part was said in a soft, whispering tone. He looked back down at Yang.

“Do you know how much that hurts? That everytime I talk with someone, I’m thinking what their true intentions are.”

Yang rose to try to grasp at Jaune, only for him to step back. To step back…in disgust.

“Don’t talk to me. I don’t ever want you to try to find me again.”

As turned to run, he stopped a few feet away.

“I wish that crash had killed me.” 

With that, Jaune ran into the forest as fast as he could. Not even bothering to spare a glimpse back at her. Yang fell to the ground and hugged her knees, then she noticed the guitar that Jaune had left behind. She crawled to it and cradled it. On her knees, she strummed a string.

All that was heard in the forest for the next hour were the sounds of wailing.

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The Start

Heres the first story for my Spy Agency AU. I hope you enjoy.