Fanfiction, mostly

This is where my most feral feelings about video games characters come to roost

[itsrainingpandas]

Welcome to the homepage of itsrainingpandas

I'm a fanfic author who loves video games and unreasonable goblin women. As an Elder, I have not been internet savvy since Neopets, so I'm doing my best not to struggle too much here.

My Ao3 Dashboard

Writing Brain Rot You Might Find in this Place:

Valkyr "Rook" de Riva x Lucanis Dellamorte (Dragon Age: The Veilguard)

Rylla Lavellan x Cullen Rutherford (Dragon Age: Inquisition)

Inixi (Tav) x Gale Dekarios (Baldur's Gate 3)

Beryl (Godwoken) x Ifan ben-Mezd (Divinity: Original Sin 2)

2026

Rookanis Week

2025

Rookfest

Lucanis Week

Dragon Age Kiss Week

Valkyr de Riva (general tag)

Valkyr's full story (Ao3 Link) Appearance References Rook Introduction | Character sheet | Relationship chart | OC Rating | Valkanis Ship Sheet

[gattobamboom]

[itsrainingpandas]

A Song For Every Letter

I also had to include the most relevant lyrics from each song because I am obsessed with a playlist.

This was actually pretty hard! Just enough weird letters to make me work for it, but I got there!

V - Venus Fly Trap by Marina

Whatever you give life, you are gonna get back Why be a wallflower when you can be a Venus fly trap?

A - A Bug's Life by Chase Petra

I trapped a spider under a candle in my bedroom Left him to die of starvation, it still haunts me to this day If I could go back maybe I'd have done it different But if given half the chance, oh yeah, well I'd still fucking kill him

L - Lovers Always Lose by Boys Go to Jupiter

So help me If we're lovers, then we're screwed Oh, 'cause lovers always lose

K - King by Florence + the Machine

I am no mother I am no bride I am king

Y - you can't eat cats Kevin by Mom Jeans.

Well I think That you're just building up a wall to try and protect yourself From the fact that I'm going to spend The rest of my dumb fucking life loving you

R - reckless driving by Lizzie McAlpine

'Cause I love you like that I'm a reckless driver And you tell me all the time to keep my eyes on the road

[itsrainingpandas]

🌍 for rook!

Emoji ask game

🌍 -What are this oc’s religious views?

Valkyr is pretty staunchly atheistic. I don’t think she came into contact with religion much in the beginning between all the parental neglect and slavery she experienced. She likely heard about Andraste and the Maker in Antiva but, at that point, why would she believe in a bunch of assholes who let her suffer for the first seven years of her life? Plus, sitting still to listen to the chant of light? Could never be her.

For the elven gods, I don’t think she knew much beyond their names and prevalences until they suddenly became a rather overwhelming portion of her life. Even then, it was way more surprising to her that they existed than that they were jerks.

Truthfully, she doesn’t think about religion enough in her day to day life to have Opinions about it. All she knows is: it’s not for her.

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[isuckattechnology]

Audio:

Erika, referencing ebenezer scrooge: You, boy! What day is it?!

Brennan, as a young boy: It's Pride, bitch!

[lyypeachu]

this might just be the best lucanis i have ever drawn

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[tsumugiology]

random question:

what was your first exposure to prev and what made you decide to follow them?

[yesornopolls]

The last character you wrote about is put in the last video game you played for a week. Can they survive?

The last character you wrote about is put in the last video game you played for a week. Can they survive?

Yes

No

See results

Voting ended onMay 29

[wanderingibon]

" I noticed that you've been smiling more, Lucanis. "

" ...Have I? ...Si, I suppose I have been. "

[malwarechips]

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

[itsrainingpandas]

Last Line Written

Thank you to @frotees-corner for tagging me!

I have a new work I just started on after recovering from my Fade prison longfic. I’m keeping the new one under wraps for now but the last line is good for ~intrigue~.

It is our hope that you will join the celebration on 1 Justinian, taking place at the Dellamorte Villa.

Soft tagging @thegeminisage, @epiphany-jones and @himluv!

[emryx]

“When am I ever not energized?”

“Certain mornings.”

“Only after certain evenings.”

[siriusdraws]

new best friend feat. dorian

[okthisway]

[queam]

Davrook

Leota Aldwir (it’s actually Mahariel/Theirin but shh 🤫)

[itsrainingpandas]

Birthday mood in the year of our lord 2026