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Filmmaker, writer, and comedian. insta and twitter: itsrayjay 

[hughmunculus]

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

[emahriel]

I am losing my mind. source: x

[yeehawpim]

a comic about fix-it fanfics

[esperanta-dragon]

I seriously wish that Larian gave us this option in the game... My Tav is Guild Artisan and he would to this.

Kofi

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[snapscube]

there's something underneath here...

[darya-kf-games]

[emahriel]

I am losing my mind. source: x

[margonite-seer]

I surely can't be the only one in this

[velnna]

I watched barbie

[ladysantos]

bg3 is actually a dating sim 💘

[ribbonentrails]

Love them✨

[prokopetz]

The fascinating thing about this particular patch note is that it implies the game engine is fully rendering your character's penis at all times, not just when you take your pants off.

[elvhendis]

Somebody translated the infernal runes face tattoo that you can put on your character and the runes on the forhead literally just spell "forhead", the runes on the nose spell "nose" and the runes on the chin say "chin"

[archbudzar]

from “Birdsong”, a series of writings on universal disorder

[jukeboxindie]

lae'zels >:)

[vijara]

look: the right people will get it. the right people will see you and appreciate you for the person that you are. the right people won’t require you to dilute, censor, or edit yourself in order to be worthy of their time and affection. you don’t need to waste your time on people who are committed to misunderstanding you 

[fluffygif]

He is so gentle & precious by kiwiandhisgothgf