Illegible bachelor number one.

In the name of the moron, I will punish you

[theparonomasiac]

Before you speak

FUCK!

Is it Funny?

Is it Useful?

Is it Clever?

Is it Kind?

[transgenderer]

japan has a whole system of badges for lawyers and the like and its so compelling, im so jealous. can you imagine having a little (OFFICIAL!) badge to go on your little business suit. ecstacy. and its well designed! not like police badges. gauche!

[computer-nerd-girl]

[theparonomasiac]

[caressthosecheekbones]

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

[chthonion]

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

[witchmarsh]

Some mice, for your consideration.

🐁 Squeaking of which, you can wishlist the game on Steam! 🐁

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[xener-aol]

whats ur fav file type!

.png

.jpg

.gif

.doc

.txt

.mp4

.mov

.7zip

.rar

.exe

.other (say in the tags!)

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

[dilfosaur]

it came to me in a dream

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[1five1two]

Tomi Ungerer. 1931-2019.

[redscharlach]

Tired: the Loch Ness Monster Inspired: FabulousNess

[webcomicname]

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[fleshengine]

Stop by Sultan Gyros Grill at 4222 University Wy NE, Seattle, WA 98105 if you live in Seattle or visit. It's really good and it's real cheap.

[itswillowstree]

My gyroscope just keeps pointing to seattle??? I just want a gyro nearby I'm nowhere near seattle, this thing SUCKS

[fleshengine]

Oooooo you want to visit my city and get made fun of for being a tourist oooooooo

[cute-girls-from-anime-manga-vns]

[mircalla]

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[plasmalink]

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

[were--ralph]

Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default.

Opt out here, you're opted in by default

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