my riyo, my riyoh, and me

Riyo / Stephanie / She/Her / Old Lady / Bi / A Real Life Bear / Weeboo Trash / Miku Simp / Aggressive / Cosplay & Crafts / FFXIV Mooncat Riyoh Brulair (Jenova) / Art by Postii @ Gaia Online / ♌︎♌︎♍︎

[itsriyokuma]

Someone on TikTok was reacting to this and I simply have to share my favorite mimes

https://kaboom242.github.io/PokemonInfiniteFusionTool/?id=122

The categories are:

Actually Good

A Little Guy

Oh God Why

Laughing So Hard It's Just Wheezing

[itsriyokuma]

First up, Actually Good

This category is designs where I was like actually I love this

[itsriyokuma]

Here comes A Little Guy.

I think it's obvious these ones I looked at and was like well this is a little guy

[itsriyokuma]

Little Guy continued, there were too many

[itsriyokuma]

Ok last little guy I swear

[itsriyokuma]

Ok this is oh god why

These are abominations

[itsriyokuma]

Sorry for the second abominations

[itsriyokuma]

FINALLY

The best post

The ones that made me laugh so hard I was wheezing

[itsriyokuma]

Oh but if any of you are on bluesky I'm there more

https://bsky.app/profile/riyokuma.moe

I miss a lot of people come find me

[itsriyokuma]

Opens tumblr for the first time in a million years

Blinks at this recommended tab being first

You fuckos know that's not what I want

[shoeshoe]

[itsriyokuma]

I did the disappearing thing again

What's changed

I'm addicted to merge games

I'm trying to be better at streaming (twitch.tv/riyokuma)

Summer band is happening and it's twice a week sos

I have seen cyber trucks in the wild 4 times

[cyberxbattalion]

[mysticalcats]

skimbleshanks (audience cheering and clapping)

[parkerposey]

Him: you better not be a man of constant sorrow when I get home

My stupid ass:

[1010ll]

[thehauntedmansion2003]

assuming an average body weight of 8 lbs this bitch can stomp you with 40 lbs of force in less time than the blink of an eye. we stan

[pileofknives]

Secretary birds as antifascist symbol

[knight-in-dull-tinfoil-deactiva]

[memewhore]

[voidsnout]

hold on let me google something

[voidsnout]

what the fuck

[triflesandparsnips]

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

[itsriyokuma]

Changed my handle to be more consistent across soc med don't mind me

[lmaonade]

thats right baby segway gaming

[cottoncandylesbo]

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

[nuclearmime]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

What the fuck do you mean the new Bethesda rpg is buggy and was misrepresented in interviews That's so fucked up has this ever happened before

[great-and-small]

Bird identification is so fucked up in a really fun way you can’t understand until you get into it. For example, there is a type of goose called the cackling goose that looks exactly like a Canada goose except smaller and “cuter”. The cackling goose is way, way, more rare in most places than its relatively common cousin, so it’s on tons of birders life lists. Everyone wants to see a cackling (look in any bird ID group to see lots of hopeful people posting petite Canada geese). The two species regularly commingle, so sometimes a flock of those common parking lot birds will have the equivalent of a Pokémon shiny just hanging out in the middle of them.

How ridiculous and fun is that? I can never look at a big group of Canada geese without scrutinizing their ranks for an adorable little extremely rare cutie pie cackling goose. It reminds me a bit of mushroom harvesting minus the risk of death if you get it wrong

[kingfucko]

shiny on the left

[destinationtoast]

My grandmother is Japanese and really likes to give gifts. Often those gifts are Japanese desserts or other food, but sometimes she just slips me cash, folded up inside a tiny, beautiful envelope. But she likes to pretend she's not giving me money, so when possible, she'll hide it somewhere that I will find later.

Today I spent the afternoon with her doing chores and tech support, and she clearly felt this warranted a significant gift in return (no matter that I enjoyed myself). But she forgot to slip something into my pocket or bag before I left, so instead she rushed outside as I was starting my car, making the old-school "roll down the window" gesture. Once I complied, she was forced to acknowledge she was handing me money, but she also tried to minimize the gesture.

The result was that she said, "Thank you, dear! I just wanted you to be able to... to buy yourself a hamburger," and then handed me a darling little envelope that turned out to contain $100. And all I could think was: