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king | she/her | 28y local crab enthusiast

[rpfofficial]

the only thing i'll ever love romantically is the moving image and the only thing i'll ever be sexually attracted to is music

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[talesfromthecrypts]

I’m so good at video games

[spacesneat]

Beachcomberrrr

That Skybound page but make Earth size accurate

(Earth is like somewhere around 1.8-2.1 degrees big from the Moon's surface, holding your thumb at arms length is around 2 degrees wide usually)

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Sur(wave)lence state

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[dinneratdahmers]

90’s week dinners in our house.

Sloppy Joes and tater chips

Hamburger Helper, green beans and buttered bread

Shake and bake pork chips, au gratin potatoes (from a box) and corn.

Goulash with leftover burger bun garlic bread.

Honestly, this was so nostalgic and comforting. It made me feel like I was back in my grammas house.

[00000066]

[andhumanslovedstories]

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i know i don’t necessarily need to explain myself but i feel compelled to say that i like tarot in the same way i like dream interpretation and flipping coins for answers— it’s not going to tell you anything you don’t already know, it’s just an excuse to examine the patterns and symbols your brain builds and is drawn to

[xylophonetangerine]

[bbyhog]

Explore trending topics on Tumblr. See all of the GIFs, fan art, and general conversation about the internet’s favorite things.

[pearwolf]

"i want to work on a hobby but i wont because i should be doing more important things" <- person who isnt gonna do either of those

[parkchanwoohoo]

[bob-belcher]

[macklesufficient]

hard to swallow pills dot jpg. the reason people don’t like when you infodump about your uwu favorite things isn’t because they don’t like hearing about deep sea ecosystems or anime blorbos or whatever it may be. it’s because talking /at/ someone is selfish. have you asked the other person any questions? do you care what they have to say? would you willingly listen to them infodump the same way or would you (be honest) stand there and wait for your turn to talk? people not responding well to your tedtalk on the thing you like isn’t because they’re normies who hate ‘nerd stuff’, it’s because you have substituted conversation for verbal masturbation. hope this helps

[macklesufficient]

what is the point of conversation? if your answer is “scratch my own itches”— reevaluate. i dont know how to tell you that you should care about other people