The Good Times Are Killing Me

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[v-eck]

Mona Hatoum | You Are Still Here, 1994, Etched mirrored glass, metal

[weloveshortvideos]

i’m dying

[juggernautsunion-deactivated201]

Bro this the funniest shit

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

My nigga finna become a vet

[onlyblackgirl]

Homie so fascinated

[afroalchemymana]

😂😂😂

[audreynical2]

I love this

[misseshappygolucky]

This is adorable.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is an actual animal that is commonly referred to as a ‘Daddy Long Legs’ and nobody thinks that’s strange

[jonwithabullet-deactivated20190]

[stonerparty]

jonwithabullet

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[violetvappy-deactivated20220306]

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

[queenwhiskey]

WHAT

[veganmemesyearly]

Y’all: Honey isn’t vegan because it comes from bees.

Me an intellectual: Honey isn’t vegan because it’s a raw meat.

[naramdil]

[remanence-of-love]

[acoolsuggestion]

honestly the best feeling ever is realizing you’re not sad anymore over something you thought you would never get over

[animalsnaps]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[impuretale]

I want to know if they got answers. 

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

I really wanna know how this turned out.

[chemmonkey-deactivated20230109]

Just so you guys know.

[hydok]

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

[lunarreaper12]

Choose your Dad:

GRILLMASTER Dad

Weed Dad

Army Dad

[nemo-draco]

@fiddle-dee-dee777 @kamiyu910 @upperstories

[thesanityclause]

some faith in humanity restored

[prozc]

*actively hurting my own feelings* i honestly don’t understand why i feel bad

[daily-showerthoughts]

Lawyers are just translators that we hire to defend ourselves, because the court system invented a language (legalese) that takes several years of study to learn.

[stuffaboutminnesota]

[noelbadgespugh]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[slab-o-meat]

he is one

[fantasticfelicityfox]

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

[fuck-yeah-classic-monsters]

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

[mllemusketeer]

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

@mortalityplays

[protom-lad]

Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.

A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin. 

[bloodcountessabendroth-deactiva]

Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.

[dasebeleren]

inject the contents of this bin directly into my veins

[bace-jeleren]

Take a sip babes

[dasebeleren]