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Taylor - 25 - Huge lover of all games Atlus Cardfight Vanguard is my competitive TCG Life Currently Eaten By: SMT Nocturne Remaster and RE Village Platinum

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Popcorn Chicken Recipe

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Is this how you roll?

[drkelexo]

like i dont really know what i was expecting

[boazpriestly]

This “God Creating Things” series by @lonnieiiv on TikTok is HILARIOUS!

[killorbekillian]

God: Now listen to me Gabriel, these are going to be really fun because some go on pizzas.

Gabriel: Yeah, okay, okay.

God: You like that? And then some will make you see things.

Gabriel: …’Kay?

God: And some, Gabriel, some just… kill you.

Gabriel: [Long pause] You doin’ okay, pal?

[elodieunderglass]

I love how he turns off the stove to give this the attention it deserves

[yourangelonline-deactivated2026]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[angelavweber-deactivated2021111]

i saw the first two lines and assumed that was just his reaction to learning about midnight sun

[dynamax--grookey]

It’s the beat thing I’ve ever read.

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[ottermatopoeia]

kidz bop russian roulette

[lordendsavior]

It’s been 3 years and it’s still one of my favourite moments in British television of this decade. Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Whitehall and James Corden (from The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2012)

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[theawesomeraccoon]

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

[impossiblerebelblaze]

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

[thatsthat24]

Party Pooper 🎊 (W/ @cool-moves-bro, & @domgoldofficial)

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[elodieunderglass]

oh NO

[justtrustmeokay-deactivated2021]

[pxr-deactivated20190830]

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

[snoopingasusualisee]

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

[snoopingasusualisee]

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too

[batmatt0072-deactivated20220222]

[striders]

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

[wondertweek-deactivated20231103]

hes a bottom

[ronnie-bunny-deactivated2023120]

So we’re really going to expose Linguini just like that huh

[unpatchedglitch]

you take one look at the girl he ends up with and tell me she doesn’t break out the strap on every night

[striders]

nothing could have prepared me for the trajectory of this post and where it ended up. i’m so glad everyone on this website is so fucking weird, thank you all

[catchymemes]

[lady-byleth]

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

[spicymayonegg]

fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock

[foodffs]

MARBLED + GOLD-FLECKED STAR COOKIES

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Is this how you roll?

[skyferrra]

[savannahgambino-deactivated2023]

good content