VFDunder Mifflin.

I'd like to think that VFD is pretty much functions like Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. This tumblr fulfills those fantasies.

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valentine's day

Beatrice: This is our first and only Valentine's Day as fiances.

Bertrand: You're only engaged once.

Bertrand: Well, present company excluded, but...

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Snow Scouts.

Carmelita: This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Carmelita: This day is bananas! B-A-N-A-

...

Quigley: I don’t have a headache.

Quigley: I’m just preparing.

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this is physically painful but I’ve had this queued since February 15 and this is like one of my favorite posts but I CAN’T POST IT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE UNTIL VALENTINES DAY AND IT’S BEEN WEIGHING ON ME FOR SIX MONTHS SO HERE

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Updog.

Jacques: Hey, is it me, or does this place smell like updog?

Kit: What’s updog?

Jacques: Gotcha!

Jacques: Crap.

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Telepathy.

Madame Lulu: I can sort of control things with my mind.

Esme: I don’t believe you.

Esme: Continue.

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The Picture.

Lemony: Olaf and I used to go on assignments all the time. In fact, I have a picture to remember that time.

Lemony: Oh, young Lemony. There’s so much I need to warn you about. And yet, tragically, I cannot.

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The Letter.

Beatrice: Hey Lemony, it’s me, Beatrice. I’m just writing to say that we need a little break, permanently.

Beatrice: Oh, just so you know, it’s not me, it’s you.

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Money.

Esme: How do you think we got together?

Jerome: Because I stopped at your office like 15 times a day.

Esme: Well, I was after your money.

Jerome: Well, the joke was on you.

Esme: Yes, yes it was.

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Lice.

Olaf: My first day at VFD, I had lice and no one would play with me.

Olaf: For fifteen years they called me freak and four eyes and sci-fi nerd and girl puncher,

Olaf: All because I got lice when I was seven.

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Sun.

Lemony: There’s just so much sun in here.

Lemony: ...

Lemony: Bye everyone.

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Dinner Party.

Beatrice: I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.

Beatrice: Which I realize is a lot to ask for at a dinner party, but...

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Weaknesses.

Jerome: What are your weaknesses?

Esme: I don’t have any, asshole!

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camera pans to 200 page letter.

Beatrice: Lemony's a great guy. He's like a brother to me.

Beatrice: We're like best friends in VFD, and I really hope he finds someone.

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alternate concussion universe where kit and olaf actually hooked up for real because i'm tired and running out of ideas if you couldn't already tell send help.

Kit: Lemony, I've always considered us to be very good siblings. Great friends. Remember your concussion?

Lemony: I do.

Lemony: But you married my worst enemy.

Kit: I know.

Olaf: Well, I think enemy's a strong word...

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why no one could find count olaf.

Jacquelyn: No, no, I need two men on this!

Mr. Poe: That's what she said.

Jacquelyn: No time!

Mr. Poe: But she did.

Jacquelyn: No time! Guys!

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the master.

Jerome: You're looking at the master of leaving parties early.

Jerome: I don't mean to brag, but New Year's Eve? I was home by 9:00.

[firestarter-olaf]

align yallselfves

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oof