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Savannah | They/She | 24 | wil·li·waw /ˈwilēˌwô/ noun: a sudden violent squall blowing offshore from a mountainous coast | I'm also on Bluesky: williwaw Icon by Jagal

[qqchurch]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[grinnersmiler]

I love just looking up anything and everything

[mtsodie]

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[sillyseacreature]

He is indeed a guy

[jennamoran]

not just any guy, that's the model for the 1st edition Vampire: the Masquerade cover!

[jennamoran]

[dickstolebyanalien]

Walk Like No One Is Driving

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[were--ralph]

lets test this out: everyone be nice to trans folk and if you see someone who is trans you have to give them $5

[lemonsweet]

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.

[wrigglewormz]

I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it

[wrigglewormz]

"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.

[lustcannibalism]

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[thejabberwocki]

might be the best road sign i've seen this year

[sashaforthewin]

Booty shorts slogan

[straycatj]

家主おきるです

オレのたんぶらも　おきるです

Hey, get up landlady, and get my tumblr up

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i am going insane

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

[groupieculture]

When summer evenings feel like this gif it’s beautiful and it’s worth it