[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

Yeah, im a PETA supporter. People for the epic troll of awesomeness

[sonic06apologist]

I am home from work and I am pooping on the toilet now

[sonic06apologist]

No one taught me how

[lyssatbqh]

let me show you

[transfemininomenon]

bad post guys

[commanderchr1st]

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

[commanderchr1st]

this is not a bit but a grim reality

[doctorworm7kbs]

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

[commanderchr1st]

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

[angelicguy]

[segamascott]

can't believe it took them 13 seasons

[segamascott]

[rockabillywife]

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[oneheadtoanother]

[alyssadrawing]

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

[flightyfinch]

i think about this post at least once a week

[cparti-mkiki]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

baby elephant seal names:

Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.

adult elephant seal names:

Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.

[kit-cosmic]

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

[foreveriallyzombified]

Yeah.

You’re no expert.

[rogersandclarke]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[taxidermycanine]

the fierce wolf in the natural habitat

[xrd]

possibly my favourite tiktok ive ever seen

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Bigs My Eyes At You

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]