From THe ATX

Hailing from the ATX

[itsyoursam]

The Jerry Jones Philosophy: You peacefully protest for the national anthem, you're fired. If you abuse a woman, you're starting Monday night.

[opusmag]

“Country singer Willie Nelson shares a joint with actor John Belushi as he pinkie swears with a Hells Angel at the Lone Star Cafe. New York City, circa 1980.”

[itsyoursam]

This is a true blessing from the advertisement gods

[intoasylum]

Those 10 days were 10 of the most enjoyable days I’ve ever spent doing this show because it’s all these people just having such an excellent time just being in each other’s company. I will never forget those days on that set. (x)

[humansofnewyork]

“I’m fourteen and all my friends are crazy about being grown ups right now. They’re drinking alcohol. They’re smoking cigarettes. They’re trying to act vulgar. They’ll do anything to separate from their parents and prove that they’re independent. Personally, I’d like to be a child just a little bit longer. I love spending time with my parents. I’m not in a rush to get away. I’d like these times to last as long as possible.” (St. Petersburg, Russia)

[amirwilson-deactivated20201125]

[nooowestayandgetcaught]

bran + summer

[killbilled]

1.03 x 7.04

[ruinedchildhood]

[stormofswansons]

Sperm Bank Lady: “Are you a couple?” Leslie: “No, tragically we are both heterosexual.”

Ann’s Decision - Episode 5.12

[snlgifs]

[burntcopper]

Kromlau bridge, Germany, during all four seasons.

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[beeshibe]

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

[beeshibe]

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

[voidbat]

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

[camrentbfh]

[federalbureauofislam]

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

[witchy-spacebabe]

For when you’re a space witch but you’re also a scientist and your data need a magickal intervention.